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As a Canadian

By lance on October 9, 2012 12:34 PM | 14 Comments

He also warned Americans against trying to slip across the border in the hopes of passing as Canadians: “It is very difficult, if not impossible, to pretend to like hockey."

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rd | October 9, 2012 1:09 PM | Reply

Do not worry, the progressives always whine about leaving this fascist United States when a republican wins. Then they take another bong hit and forget it while they search for the remote. They did it in 2000 and 2004, and they will whine again in 2012.

Knight 99 | October 9, 2012 1:50 PM | Reply

There’s nothing funny about it, as the American economy declines there will be an influx of Latino illegal aliens regardless, along with many other handout refugee’s that have been cut off.

albertaclipper | October 9, 2012 2:17 PM | Reply

Well, we know with absolute certainty that Sean Penn will be moving to Venezuela if Mitt wins. Right? .... Right?

Mike McCormick | October 9, 2012 2:22 PM | Reply

Never happen if Romney wins. However, if Obama wins ...

BTW, if Americans couldn't pass as Canadians, who could?

Another kate | October 9, 2012 2:33 PM | Reply

Hey if Obama wins I might just be coming. My mom was a Canadian citizen. I'm a legacy. You have to take me. Hee Hee

Ken | October 9, 2012 3:20 PM | Reply

As a Californian, I make this Prayer:
"O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas, Hear my plea - may Romney win, and may all of Obama's backers move to Canada, that they might finally live in a country that they admire and love."

Of course, now WE'd have to station lots of INS agents to direct all the sane Canadians fleeing the huge influx of Liberal Americans demanding free *everything*, to the empty homes they left behind in San Francisco, New York, Boston, Minnesota.

Of course, the Romney administration encouraging such an influx of parasites could be considered casus-belli by Canada...

Sigivald | October 9, 2012 3:46 PM | Reply

"Eyem Canadian, eh? Molson, eh? Whatcha talkin' aboot, eh?"

FREE | October 9, 2012 5:06 PM | Reply

Sigi you sound like the fake Canadian on 'how I met your mother'

ct | October 9, 2012 5:11 PM | Reply

Heh, 3 of my 4 grand-parents were American. Come on up it ain't that cold! I actually thought I might use my heritage the other way back in the Turdeau years. Idaho and Montana were looking pretty good. I didn't want to risk hitting a buffalo traveling down there. Our beaver don't make as big a dent.

Revnant Dream | October 9, 2012 6:29 PM | Reply

Half of Alberta's population is American decended.

Most Americans I know who have fled Obama, have gone to Australia or New Zealand.

The Glengarrian | October 9, 2012 7:27 PM | Reply

Dear American friends...you give yourselves away each and every time when you can't pronounce "poutine" correctly...repeat after me "poo-tin" until you get it right...none of the "poo-teen" nonsense OK.

Osumashi Kinyobe | October 9, 2012 9:25 PM | Reply

Tell them to bugger off. We have enough problems.

KevinB | October 9, 2012 9:45 PM | Reply

FREE:

Sigi you sound like the fake Canadian on 'how I met your mother'

Cobie Smulders was born in Vancouver. Last time I looked, that was still part of Canada. Dolt.

Cascadian | October 9, 2012 11:23 PM | Reply

KevinB, if you have seen Vancouver lately, I would think there would have to be some doubt it being Canadian.

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Cascadian: KevinB, if you have seen Vancouver lately, I would think read more
KevinB: FREE: Sigi you sound like the fake Canadian on 'how read more
Osumashi Kinyobe: Tell them to bugger off. We have enough problems. read more
The Glengarrian: Dear American friends...you give yourselves away each and every time read more
Revnant Dream: Half of Alberta's population is American decended. Most Americans I read more
ct: Heh, 3 of my 4 grand-parents were American. Come on read more
FREE: Sigi you sound like the fake Canadian on 'how I read more
Sigivald: "Eyem Canadian, eh? Molson, eh? Whatcha talkin' aboot, eh?" read more
Ken: As a Californian, I make this Prayer: "O, Sweet Saint read more
Another kate: Hey if Obama wins I might just be coming. My read more

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