Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor.
h/t Ed Driscoll
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Huh. I would have assumed Japanese.
Next up the TDSB will be touting android love.
I can think of so many things to say, but your filter wouldn't let 'em through. Suffice to say I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot barge pole.
But, it is funny!!!!
Because using one's hand has never worked...
No beverage holder for beer? Never sell in Canada. Especially once the NHL lockout is over.
Soon to be offered next to ATMs in strip joints.
Dr. Steve Brule had them beat years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gin-P4t87mI&sns=em
I am with Mike on this. No matter what one says, you could get into trouble. Susy Thumb going to get pension?
But, as Jerry says, a beverage holder would be a thoughtful touch.
Look at the size of that iddy biddy hole. Must be for chinese donors only. Is it anchored down ? Passion and all! How many quarters do you have to put in ? Enquiring minds want to know.
Somewhere Jack Layton is pissed...
A neighbor wants to know if it gets tired or has headaches?
A neighbor eh?
For the man who's already had everyone....
The Japanese will market it as an accessory for an inflatable doll and make millions...
This seems to be a new technology for everyone that would make the life of a man easy. Great post!
Finally a sex toy for the thalidomide generation.
You outta see their "Impregnator" machine in action. No video...but it has a romance novel attached.
I wouldn't trust the damned thing. With 1.4 billion people already in the country it could have a garburator attached and be part of their birth control program. Can't trust a commie regime.
Whose face should be painted on the front?
Hillary's ? or "new" ?
Mohammad's ?
If it cooks, colour me interested.
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A woman is still the best sperm extractor out there.
I suppose this was inevitable.........
If it could bring me a beer and make toasted western sandwiches, I'd marry it.
Now Serving- 212,000,000
gag.
wouldn't want to be the one who discovers it has a bug and needs a patch.......
I have to got for my post-vasectomy effectiveness test soon. This machine is looking pretty good compared to the prospect of a dry wank into a cup in the lab's washroom.