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I think it was the Seattle game...

By lance on September 26, 2012 11:23 AM | 16 Comments

Green Bay, WI - Like a pot of bratwurst left unattended at a Lambeau Field pregame party, simmering tensions in the strife-torn Midwest boiled over once again today as rioting mobs of green-and-gold clad youth and plump farm wives rampaged through Wisconsin Denny’s and IHOPs, burning Texas toast and demanding apologies and extra half-and-half.
Cartoon that shocked Midwest

The spark igniting the latest tailgate hibachi of unrest: a Texas newsletter's publication of caricatures of legendary Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi.

Protestors demonstrated against the images throughout the Badger State yesterday, with violent egging and cow-tipping incidents reported in Oconomowac, Pewaukee, Sheboygan, Ozaukee, Antigo, Oshkosh, Waubeno, Wauwautosa, Waunewoc, Wyocena, Waubeka, and Washawonamowackapeepee.

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Occam | September 26, 2012 11:30 AM | Reply

Mock 'em if they can't take a joke.

EBL | September 26, 2012 11:36 AM | Reply

That said, I would not advise wearing a Seahawks jersey or dressing up like you work at Food Locker this week in Green Bay.

EBL | September 26, 2012 12:18 PM | Reply

Why did Obama lie about Benghazi?

Were the replacement NFL refs to blame?

sasquatch | September 26, 2012 12:18 PM | Reply

EBL at September 26, 2012 11:36 AM

Anywhere within Wisconsin State lines and an appropriate buffer zone beyond.

Sports team supporters seem to be the USA's last critical mass of emotion.

richfisher | September 26, 2012 12:25 PM | Reply

Iowa Hawk Rules!

As a Bills fan having suffered through the lousy first string NFL officiating in the "music city miracle" ; I'm all broken up.

Where's my ice fishing spear?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIOIgL-sr9U

And fillet knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8trej9vPgQ&feature=related

Fred | September 26, 2012 12:25 PM | Reply

wait until they start throwing cheese wheels . . .

ES | September 26, 2012 12:26 PM | Reply

In CFL news – the stars of the week for Week 13 went to:
Winnipeg Blue Bombers running back Chad Simpson and linebacker Henoc Muamba, BC Lions linebacker Adam Bighill and Montreal Alouettes kick returner Trent Guy. And the new category, the moon of the week, went to Calgary Stampeder RB Jon Cornish.

Mark Matis | September 26, 2012 1:17 PM | Reply

I would note that, if the Packers fans merely did as described in this post, they didn't go Favre enough. They should have told every Texan to get Brett and stuff it...

The Phantom | September 26, 2012 1:49 PM | Reply

Limbaugh pointed out yesterday that the Lefty media has been a lot more bent out of shape by a bad call from a non-union ref than they were about losing a whole f-ing embassy, with video of the ambassador getting tortured, killed and dragged through the streets by savages.

Not to put too fine a point on it.

WalterF | September 26, 2012 3:57 PM | Reply

I blame Governor Walker. He's moved Wisconsin into a higher class, leaving the state with no middle class and then this is bound to happen.

Osumashi Kinyobe | September 26, 2012 5:46 PM | Reply

Oh the humanity!

Indiana Homez | September 26, 2012 6:13 PM | Reply

richfisher

sorry bud, the refs got that call right! first time. there's no debate in the nfl that the refs got that call wrong.

that said, i'm really bummed that cj spiller is out for a week or two. he's been the best fantasy player on UdidntBuildThat.

cheers

Indiana Homez | September 26, 2012 6:31 PM | Reply

I forgot to say to rich "it was a backwards pass".

on topic

I loved this satirical bit. Made my day.

NME666 | September 26, 2012 8:04 PM | Reply

"Make my play"

David in Michigan | September 26, 2012 9:30 PM | Reply

Great satire. Loved it.

eastern paul | September 27, 2012 12:37 AM | Reply

You would NOT want to live in Montreal if it had happened there.
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