Honey, I Finished The Internet

...research into the effect of jelly are ongoing.

*PB may be inert as a rotational force but it has quite a volatile reaction in public schools. Mix PB with educational staff at your own risk.

It is old news (Mar 2011) but still worth repeating:

"The earthquake that struck Japan on Friday was so powerful that it actually moved the whole planet by 25cm, experts say.

"According to Italy's National Institute of Geophysics and Volcanology the 9.0 magnitude 'quake was so powerful it shifted the axis around which the Earth rotates.

"And the U.S. Geological Survey reported that the main island of Japan has been shifted 2.4 metres by the force of the disaster."

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1365821/Japan-earthquake-tsunami-Earths-day-length-shortened-axis-tilted-25cm.html#ixzz27WLD8fPz

It may not effect the earth's rotation, but it does contribute to global warming and it sticks to the roof of the house.

Nevertheless, just to be on the safe side, a PBCS (peanut butter capture and storage) program should be instituted without delay. Our childrens' future is at stake

Ah! The Great Peanut Butter Disposal Problem.
Here is the answer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWjag5zVx-I

That may be so but I do know that if you take peanut butter out of a soldier's diet, and the word F@#* out of his vocabulary, he will starve to death and won't be able to tell you about it.

Unless peanut butter can make warp drive possible, I don't want to see any more junk science crap from these twits:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/geekquinox/loophole-laws-physics-may-star-trek-warp-drive-210452696.html

The really funny thing about this study is the list of the 198 authors. Here's a sample:

W. Spencer Churchill, Ph.D., M. Louise Ciccone, Ph.D., Theodore B. Cleaver, Ph.D.

In the real world, here is the study which won this year's Ig Nobel award for literature.

Actions Needed to Evaluate the Impact of Efforts to Estimate Costs of Reports and Studies

A U.S. government agency has earned a literature prize for issuing a report about reports about reports -- and concluding that a new report ought to be prepared to sum it all up.

The list of authors is great.

"Bertha Vanation PhD" is pretty funny. Lots of world leaders in that list. Probably just honorary doctorates

The list of authors is great.

"Bertha Vanation PhD" is pretty funny. Lots of world leaders in that list. Probably just honorary doctorates

I'll tell you how peanut butter effects the Watrloo county school board - it makes them ban all foods which could contain peanuts or peanut by products as well as all dairy products fron school premises. This is to placate the .01% osf students with severe allergies.

Personally I believe the main purpose of these school bans on common natural foods is to expose and condition kids to the new happy face PC fascism which forces the majority to accept the lowest common denominator as the policy setters.

Absolute socialist, big-brother-knows-best, garbage from the CBC on the role they see for themselves in today's Financial Post section of the National Post: CBC outlines digital plans despite its shrinking budget.

Leave it up to Komrad Hubert Lacroix:

"Diversity and range of voices is at stake. [He can't possibly be referring to the CBC, can he?] That's where a public broadcaster comes in." The CBC must be the "first place Canadians think of" for content reflective of the national experience and "democratic way of life. Anything short of that" would be a failure for the network's strategic vision.

If Lacroix is convinced that the CBC is central to Canada's "democratic way of life," it's clear that he's delusional and living in a bubble of delirium. The CBC's broke and has about 6% of the Canadian viewer share, on top of which they're fleecing the Canadian taxpayer of $1.16 billion a year.

The CBC's the first place I think of when I contemplate government waste -- not when I'm thinking of Canada's democratic way of life or our national experience.

Sorry, I can't find a link to the article.

My apologies: wrong thread.

I have the feeling that peanut butter would have no effect on the socialist and entitled thinking of Hubert Lacroix.

Peanut butter affecting the earth's rotation. Pash! I'm much more frightened by the accumulation of ice at the south pole. What with the melting at the north pole, the whole planet could turn over. Blood would rush to my head if I'm upside down. I might even pass out....