Take Me, Obama

I'd like to skip the rest of the stages and get right to the "neener neener NEEEEEEEner!!!!" part, please. I hate waiting.

It truly boggles the mind that this fool of a President is not even able to make a single speech with the aid of a teleprompter. I thought he was supposed to be a genius.

Dear Exalted Leader can we ask you a question that is not on the list?

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Joe Biden is about to make a speech concerning Islamic women.

http://www.thedailyrash.com/joe-biden-speaks-at-michigan-mosque-wearing-a-burqa

Is it my imagination, or doesn't this president look a little whiter than usual?// sarc

The absurdity of this photo sure highlights that the reporters were full of s41t when they claimed that all the "halo" photos from 2008-10 were just coincidental.

Ha!! I thought that teleprompter-head photo was one of your creations, Kate!
Reuters, eh?
From halos to this...

hope and panes.

Who's this? The Unknown N Person?

Barry Oprompta.

A perfect visual description of Obama; an empty slate.

The teleprompter pulled a HAL, grew and arm, is now in charge. I for one welcome this regime change.

Wasn't there a blogger called TOTUS...?
This must be his portrait....

Should be THE photo for the hook " Is there anything obama can do?" It's iconic.

Teleprompters 'R' Us.

This a Doonsbury clip?

This a Doonsbury clip?

Nice Photoshop.

I wish some reporter was gutsy enough to ask Odumbo the obvious question:

"Is there any truth to the rumor your campaign will be replacing you with Hillary Clinton?"

Entertainment media is probably more important politically than the mainstream media since hardly anyone is watching the 'official' news anymore

What ET said.

This from Reuters no less. Newsweek apparently is not the only leftist media that is bailing out.

Anger. After having observed an individual with similar, but far less pronounced, characteristics "lose it" for just a moment, (and a moment is all it takes for people to see behind the mask), I'm hoping the Romney team have a group of psychologists/psychiatrists working on 'the magic button'.

If this button can be pressed during the live debates and the mask slips even for 30 seconds it could wake up the non hardcore supporters.

Yeah instead Americans can elect Mitt "magic undies" Romney. A guy who does/doesn't support gay marriage, abortion, universal health care, etc., etc., etc. It all depends on what the tea party and NRA tells him. Dude hasn't had a single, individual, creative opinion in his life. Not unlike the 'great' Todd Akin!! What's with you right-wingers and your hatred of women's rights? I swear if y'all weren't so homophobic, people would think you're gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!) Did all your mommas beat you or something? Anyway, the outcome of this election has been decided long ago when repukes settled for Mittens after shuffling thru troglodytes like Santorum, Perry, Bachman, et al. Americans saw that this was the best the Repube/Tea Party had to offer and then and there the election outcome was decided. Obama will win, guaranteed because thankfully there are far more intelligent people in the U.S. than the rightwing wing nuts on this forum. Can't wait till November to gloat about my amazingly accurate prediction.

Bill's off his meds again.

Off his meds and channeling Choo-Choo Joe...ya'll...

Bill,Give me your honest answer,should your mother have had an abortion when she found that she was pregnant with you? If she didnt,was that an afront to womens rights? Was she just following the hard right agenda? Or was she a loving wife that wanted a child to love and cherish and not some lesbian that has been setting the agenda for you left wingers to vilify your own mothers.You should be ashamed of yourself.

This is as good as John Turner's "fork head" picture.

There there Bill. It'll be all right.

Bill emotes the same uninformed line all leftards quote, technically right, but factually wrong.

Mitt Romney apparently only paid 15% in taxes, so apparently he is taxed less than Joe average.

Yup, Romney's $3 million in taxes is less than $12,000.......

Dumbocrat math, similar to NDPista math

Bama,a guy who does,doesn't support gay marriage,never worked a day in his life,has never voted on anything when he was a senator,takes his marching orders from the likes of George Soros,hates success and cherishes wealth redistribution,pulls the race card as often as lefties pull the homophobic card.Your guy is gonna go down just as hard as your liberal overlords did and I can't wait to hear lefties like willy cry foul,pull the racist card and flail around like the children they are.Now go get your shine box silly willy.

For those who missed it, here's Laura Ingraham's interview with Jake Tapper.

The Zero's campaign slogan 'Forward' would be more accurate with the addition of an 'n' and an 'e'.

'Forwarned'

It's been clear for many years that the American MSM has been in the pocket of the Democrat Party. Anyone who disagrees with this is either lying or in complete & utter denial.

North of the border, here in Canada, I wonder if any "journalists" who constantly preach for the Liberals and now the NDP, ever pause for a moment to ask themselves whether their professional ethics matter to them one whit.

I left the 'e' out of fore.

Oh well!

I like that picture of Obama. I don't have to look at his face as he is lying.

In other news, what is Natalie Portman wearing? Why talk about the mess the US is in when we can chat about movies we'd like to watch?

If this inept loser *whoever he is* can get reelected, the unlobotomized Americans who did not vote for him should migrate to a few big red states and secede or build a fence or something to keep the zombie nation separate from the sane one.

If the teleprompter wins, you can rest assured it's due to cheating. A new contract has been given to a Spanish company to count votes, there will be no paper trail.

Odd that Redford won in AB given the disparity in poll results. Elections can and have been rigged-look at what happened in Iran in 2009-the teleprompter did nothing, despite the Iranian people begging for help to overthrow their megalomaniac.

Please excuse Bill, he was a failed late term abortion.
He still has issues....

Man, a picture is worth a thousand words. This is hilarious.

It still looks like Obama is going to win.

Lori, you mustn't say such things without hard proof. Redford won get over it.

Obama's face in this photograph still shows more features than the number of facts about his background that the media dug up during the 2008 campaign.

Since when is there ever hard proof of such things? All it takes is a line of code that erases itself and some green. Politics has long been a dirty game, more so today. and its easier than ever to get away with.

We have no hard proof Ahmadinejad didn't win either, yet there are few and far between that believe otherwise.

Redford will turn Alberta into a deficit province, not unlike teleprompter has done to the states.

LAS: Since when is there ever hard proof of such things? All it takes is a line of code that erases itself and some green. Politics has long been a dirty game, more so today, and its easier now than ever to get away with.

We have no hard proof Ahmadinejad didn't win either, yet there are few and far between that believe otherwise.

Redford will turn Alberta into a deficit province, not unlike teleprompter has done to the states.

That teleprompter provides a clear view into Obama's soul.

Is that his academic record, blank as we suspected.

By far the best photograph of TOTUS in existence.

Perhaps the biggest hack of this election campaign would be to gain remote access to TOTUS and change some of the text being displayed. I'm sure Obozo wouldn't have the slightest clue as he read off anything that appeared on the screen (as long as the words were kept short).

@ Bill at August 21, 2012 8:47 PM

Thanks for the laugh. So refreshing when people can fight their mental illness with humour.