Those Moderate Muslims!

As we post, new laws are being enacted prohibiting the use of pork in shotgun shells. It's a "hate" crime, you see.

Now, National Review is one of my favourites, and I still get it, although it hasn't the whimsey it did with WFB Jr., but Kathy is not likely to be writing for them if she continues in this vein. Porkshot, indeed!

"For all-purpose crowd dispersal, shotgun shells could be loaded up with bacon bits. Such “pigshot” could quickly break up rowdy demonstrators"

...when pigs fly!!

An excellent idea whose time has come. In the aftermath of 9/11, when the topic arose concerning what to do with the remains of the saudi hijackers, I suggested, earnestly, they be fed to hungry sows. I had some uncomfortable looks, and one person had the gall to say that my views were "culturally insensitive" and would only "compound" the situation.

Again, earnestly, I suggested they p1ss off, and save their pieties for the 3000 dead from the hijackings.

Come to think of it, I may have left that party early

mhb23re

Shot shells, pah! I think Kathy's imagination is sorely limited.

Imagine 10,000 gallons of pork fat, aerosolized under pressure from a specially designed spray truck for maximum dispersion. It'd be like a nuclear explosion of pure, distilled bacony goodness. Ain't no little mask going to hold that back, baby.

Added bonus, its hard to riot when you're slipping on bacon grease.

You wanna do these kinds of things, you gotta think BIG!

Hey Phantom, I like your idea but think that liquid pigshit would be easier logistically and give the added benefit of a distinctive smell, full disclosure, I grew up near a pig farm, and when the wind was just right, the effect was,"special".

Pig Blood cannons for unruly Muslim mobs.
Why waste animal product?

Frank Zappa proposed "aerosol pork grenades" over 30 years ago...

"It's a little airborne. It's still good."

Why aren't weapons departments everywhere doing this?

Phantom, could use drones to drop special canisters.

Hollow-point rounds with a drop of pork fat in/on them for snipers, for high profile targets. Wasn't there a rumour to that effect a couple of years ago? If so it would have been withdrawn/poo-poo'd after the usual violent response from the religion of peace(es).

How about this"the next time there is a terrorist attack of any kind on a western country[IE: NATO Country],we will launch tanker type aircraft that we use to fight forest fires that may or may not have been started by your sympathizers.These Tankers will be loaded with liquified pig manure and will be supported by fighter escorts,their target? MECCA,pretty sure you know where that is even with your 7th century geography knowledge.So this is the message"behave in a manner acceptable to the rest of the world or suffer consequences that you would not find acceptable].

The British were facing an uprising by muslims. The british commander sent a message to the head of the Jihad that they ( the British) were dipping their bullets in pig fat and would bury the muslim fighters along with pig fat. The insurrection ended almost right away.

I've started to believe that all pork is weaponized by virtue of the fact that my diverticular disease flares up every time I partake of some.

I finally reach the stage of my life when I have access to a good smoker, all the pork butt I can afford, and it avails me for naught.

kent

Actually Pershing controlled the otherwise implacable muslim MORO terrorists in the Philoppines by actually burying muslim dead with pig carcasses....no credibility gap....

Ken said: "Phantom, could use drones to drop special canisters."

Even better, we could run through the crowds wrapped in bacon, swinging smoked hams on a string nunchuk style from one hand with a Super Soaker full of liquid pork fat in the other.

Bacon warfare, baby! Grease 'em!

Oddly enough the only thing i have ever enjoyed watching on *gasp* CBC is that show where they would select a politician and shot the entrails of animals and whatnot at a photo of them.

This idea had merit then and continues to.

Hey!!!!

MY comment got held. Is it because I mentioned the hated * Gasp* CBC?

Gun oil containing pork fat exists.

http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net/

Fat chance (pun intended)...

We can't buy anything to kill dandelions or potato bugs...........anymore...here in Moronartiario...........