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Damn It Don't Feel Good to be a Player

By Captain Capitalism on July 6, 2012 2:40 PM | 9 Comments

some lighter fare:

"the ex-girlfriend of a Minnesota Viking whose family had a net worth of over $1 billion and was related to a top official in Taiwan's Kuomintang Party that threatened to commit suicide on me because I didn't buy her a soda in St. Louis Park."

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sasquatch | July 6, 2012 3:10 PM | Reply

Yeah.....real life ain't the Big Bang Theory......

Baby Seal Clubber | July 6, 2012 4:03 PM | Reply

I think the Captain just became my new personal hero!!! Funny stuff indeed!

Paul in Calgary | July 6, 2012 4:53 PM | Reply

I can personally relate to the captain except my "success" rate was even lower than his but I can say through all of my asinine playerism I also turned a lot of really nice sweet good looking humble women into haters of Paul in Calgary by blatantly using them and treating them the way I thought at that time they deserved to be treated .

I am so lucky the good lord blessed me with one more shot at a nice good looking sweet HUMBLE woman thank goodness. She also earns more than me and can't wait to get pregnant and be a homemaker .

God is great yes indeed he is!!

Robert L | July 6, 2012 5:06 PM | Reply

Reading this article reminded me of how expensive it is to date. Both financially and emotionally. Now I know why so many Japanese men buy Real Dolls. Why spend loads of cash on emotionally unstable women when your time is better spent collectiing toys and novelties or playing video games.

andycanuck | July 6, 2012 5:38 PM | Reply

Captain Capitalism was a mimbo???

the rat | July 6, 2012 5:53 PM | Reply

Rejection is hard to take. So hard I stopped dating for almost ten years before I met my wife. How the players do it is beyond me.

Brian M. | July 6, 2012 6:44 PM | Reply

I jumped back into the pool after the end of a (close to) 25 year marriage. I was actually much more prepared as a seasoned adult to endure the nonsense. I had some fun times and was a bit of a pig but hey, I earned it. I ended up meeting a very nice lady who has a good job and shares everything with me. Not sure how long it will last but I turn (only) 53 on Thursday and feel I could enter the pond again if necessary. As far as I'm concerned, there are no rules anymore. Crass, but true (for me).

bruce wayne riley | July 6, 2012 9:07 PM | Reply

Some of us are still players........... we just don't know it yet.

Cappy | July 7, 2012 9:02 AM | Reply

Or do what Jimmie Soul says...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwwyC004vLQ

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Damn It Don't Feel Good to be a Player

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