My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Alien Theory

Makes me wonder how much of the editing he did, if any, at the Harvard Law Review.

I thought it was nice of him to congratulate all of them instead of just one.

All this shows, and all they ever showed with Bush, was that if someone records every move you make for four years, the bloopers reel is impressive.

@Rabbit - no, that's not all it shows. Why is the level of reporting of the two blooper reels completely different?

Rush said this morning, that within some social circles it's the norm to mis-pronounce intentionally those they are a-dissin'.

And being that the NBA is kinda his thing, and the Chicago Bulls are his team, there is no way that he didn't know that the "s" didn't belong there.

It's intentional. ... I am in no way defending his intelligence here. The greatest B+ Pressi-evah will have a list of bloopers that tops all contenders.

To me, the occasional flub cannot be the issue. Anyone can make a mistake. It can look petty and mean-spirited to dwell on the speaker. The point is the media double standard which the Internet allows us to discover and condemn, instantly, joyfully and often.

I would argue this is just another example of Obama's dysfunctional brain - there is something wrong in the connections between brain cells.

Obama spoke of visiting " all 57 US states ", and expressed sympathy for the 100 million cyclone victims in Burma, a nation whose total population is only 60 million.

Obama seems to have a problem using numbers and thinking mathematically, which would explain his obliviousness to the danger his deficit poses to his re-election chances, when even his comrades in the Democrat party see that danger.

daryl:

"Why is the level of reporting of the two blooper reels completely different?"

Confirmation bias would be my guess. They expect conservatives to be dumb and liberals to be smart, so they make report anything that supports that view.

I was not addressing that in my post.

That theory makes at least as much sense as the provably concocted bio he has offered us.

"composite" bio.

"My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Alien Theory
... gains credibility with every passing day."

So when do the MEN IN BLACK (MIB) blast him with their big laser cannons?

Oh yeah the Hollywood producers are filming the MIB experiencing "HEAT" Columbia style.

Secret Service's 229-page log reveals agents' porn, wiretap, embezzlement and drunken misdeeds

Bad boys exposed

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/years_of_secret_disservice_JgCJ8gbz9V0Wp1D00aAuUL#ixzz1z1Lw5cWn

So it appear the MIB will not save us from the "Space Alien in Chief".

The secret ballot box weapon known as the American voter will put it to rest in November.

Cheers

Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”

Manchurian Candidate.

I'm not an alien, but I am a girl. I intuit that this is somehow sports related. What should he have said?

They found his ship:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2164912/UFO-the-Baltic-Sea-cuts-electrical-equipment-divers-200m.html

"As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Cocaine flashbacks perhaps?

Occam:

I am still trying to get my head around why Obama would concoct fantasies in his biography. Irrelevant fantasies at that, since they mostly don't make him look better.

I can only think that Obama was shaping his life story to fit his political beliefs. Perhaps for Obama, truthiness take precedence over truth.

Black Mamba: Heat, not heats.

Marc in Calgary:

Not Chicago Bulls. Chicago Bull. The S is merely the first letter of a different word.

And he's been spreading it for many years.

Rumor has it that Obambam only likes basketball because the game consists of very big men dribbling in their shorts.

My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Cadet Theory
FIFY

HA! Again! The teleprompter!

The person who wrote the speech was a little ignorant of the name Miami Heat. The 's' was added because the flame on the letter 't' on the player's shirts looks like the letter s. So Obama, teleprompter dependent, brainlessly reads the error. That's so funny. What an idiot this man is.

It'll be interesting to see what happens if and when the Chicago White Soxes win the AL Central.

Wicked - the year after they move to Cominsky Park

HEY! He is merely exchanging long protein strands! If you can think of a simpler way to do it, I'd like to hear it.

P.S. Vote Kodos!

The team name is the Miami Heat, Black Mamba, that Obama called the Heats.

Kate @ 2:47 PM said:

""composite" bio."

Is a "composite bio" a ghost written fairie tale by Bill Ayers?

"Heats",huh?

Of course, in the Summer of 2013 our own Leader, Stephen "Adolf" Harper,had better not F*** up and congratulate the "Toronto Maples LEAVES" for winning the Stanley Cup!! ;-)

It's an ebonical brain fart. "Dem Heats is gonna win da ho bassaball champinship".

Not sure if Zero IS an alien, but:

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/06/27/important-poll-two-thirds-say-obama-is-better-suited-than-romney-to-deal-with-an-alien-invasion/

"The Central Scrutinizer"

Cy-borg...gimmie that, gimmie that Cy-borg.....

(For Zappa insiders only!)

DN: Why vote for Kodos?

I can work with that. He's an idiot savant space alien.
That would account for all the bad official paperwork in his background
plus the various long periods of time no one can be found to vouch for him
being anywhere on earth.
.

Eskimo @ 9:18 PM

I hear ya Joe. Perhaps Thingfish might provide a more appropriate theory.

My theory is that he is simply an @$$0rrifice

Immediately, my mind went to Kodos and Kang from "The Simpsons":

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/index.php/4f02

One of my personal favs:
"I see many of our fallen soldiers here today." Memorial Day 2008

Hawvaaard has the best pot....

the choom gang used to pay for their dope with stolen tv's, 'feets don't fail me now', was said repeatedly, hence heats.

ET you gotta chime in............this is too easy

Just for the record add and s or es

Miami Heat, Orlando Magic, Utah Jazz, Chicago White Sox, Boston Red Sox,Tampa Bay Lightning, Colorado Avalanche, Minnesota Wild.

Obama isn't an alien. He just returned here from the planet Marklar.

Look on the bright side. He might have called them the "Hots".

I've heard of the Chicago White Soxes.