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Another Twitter hashtag goes horribly, horribly wrong: http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23AskMichelle

Great video EBD...

I thought that's what they called Rosie O'Donnell...

More woes for the British school system... "Dr Elizabeth Sidwell, the Schools Commissioner, said growing numbers of infants were unable to cope with lessons because of a lack of support in the home... Last year, 1,310 primaries fell short of Government targets in the three-Rs and 150 have been below basic benchmarks for at least five years." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9253006/Parents-failing-to-get-children-ready-for-school.html

Passing blame or a major blow to the leftist value system??? "She said that 1.9m children were currently living in “workless households” and too many of these pupils failed to make it into school at all. "When parents are unemployed, there is a high correlation with their children not doing very well… largely because their children don’t come to school," she said. "If your parents are lying in bed and don’t have to get up for work, it is really difficult to get the child up for school on time."

Whoda thunk it??????????

Excerpt from Ed Driscoll's interview with Jonah Goldberg:

We really owe (the idea that "violence never solves anything") to Gandhi. And Gandhi’s success...owed itself entirely to the fact that he was playing on the guilty consciences of Westerners, of basically the British Empire. He was a creature of the British Empire. Gandhi would not have been able to succeed in anything that he was doing, if it wasn’t for the fact that he was working within the constraints of a decent, liberal empire.

And it’s telling that, you know, we use this phrase “violence never solves anything” as a means to basically check the use of force by the United State government, or by NATO or the West. You know, it’s always to stop the good guys from doing anything to the bad guys. And that’s how it was born.

Gandhi never told Adolf Hitler—he called Adolf Hitler his friend - he never told Adolf Hitler "don’t invade Britain." He told the British that they should surrender to Adolf Hitler because violence doesn’t solve anything. His solution to the Holocaust was that the Jews should commit mass suicide, which, as a Jew, I find, you know, not all that helpful. And certainly I don’t consider it to be a pragmatic position.

It’s not a pragmatic non-ideological position. It is a wild-eyed fanatical position. But because it’s said by a dude in a sari, you know, who cared more about bowel movements than sex, and all that kind of crazy stuff, people sort of take it at face value that it was the sort of decent high-minded thing.

So people ask all the time: what would Gandhi do? And frankly, I don’t give a rat’s ass what Gandhi would do…

The whole thing here.

When I first saw, "The Machine that Eats Everything" I expected a clip about the African Honey Badger.
Don't put a toilette seat over that thing. Someone could get hurt -- bad!

Red Jeff - but if you're unemployed, surely you have more free time to ferry your kid around, yes?

re. Gandhi - I always thought the fasting-as-protest thing was very passive aggressive.

I don't want to disappoint, DrD, so here's a nature video, narrated by a guy who may or may not be a fashion designer, about the voracious honey badger.

Language warning, but the honey badger totally doesn't care.

Another witness in the Breitbart death/autopsy disappears -

"A private investigator has been unable to find the only eyewitness to the sudden death of media innovator and conservative activist Andrew Breitbart.
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Breitbart was walking without apparent distress when he stepped on the curb “and fell like a sack of potatoes,” Lasseter said.

He noted that Breitbart’s skin color was bright red, which is not typically associated with heart attack victims.

Paul Huebl, who writes for Crime File News, reported April 22 that he interviewed Lasseter and added the detail that the witness was disturbed by Breitbart’s color.

As a former Army medic, Huebl knew that most heart attack victims turned blue.
While the coroner concluded no foul play was suspected, his report made no attempt to explain why Lasseter observed Breitbart’s skin was “bright red” at time of his death.

Then, within hours of the release of Breitbart’s preliminary autopsy report, Michael Cormier, age 61, a forensic technician who worked as a photographer in the Los Angeles County coroner’s office, died suddenly from what is suspected to be arsenic poisoning."


http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/now-a-witness-to-breitbarts-death-disappears/

God help you if you caught a finger in that machine!

Wisconsin: Another taxpayer subsidized green energy solar plant goes bust

http://www.therightscoop.com/wisconsin-another-taxpayer-subsidized-green-energy-solar-plant-goes-bust/

Honey Badgers...meh...

Walked into a North Carolina voting booth and voted that traditional marriage is still between one man and one woman.


96 percent of the vote is in,

1,288,230 for,
826,000 against.

We won-
and the Democrats, Obama, Joe(hair plugs)Biden and Bill (cigar) Clinton lost,
and it feels good..

Can't wait to unload on their (democrat) ass in November..

poor evan Solomon rendered speechless (thank the good Lord) on P&P tonite,after some 'artiste' tore up his painting to protest the Harper Gov't. Could we schedule an artist a day,to shut poor Evan up permanantly?

Honey Badger? syncro doesn't give a...

This machine - what does it eat, exactly?

Occam, I sure hope Sean Hannity has a body guard.

Barck obamas descendants were slavers

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/barack_obama_and_slavery.html

Elizabeth Warrens descendants turn out to be the rounder uppers of Cherokees.

Bloody hands disguised as helping ones.

Careful Mamba...

The Onion News Panel (from 2008) discusses the Obama administration's approach to the economy.

Honey Badgers and Money Holes...? Welcome Back Mamba...tee-hee...


The conquest of Europe is well underway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbMnA3uO9As

Barck obamas descendants were slavers

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/barack_obama_and_slavery.html

Posted by: kelly at May 8, 2012 11:52 PM
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Think again, Kelly. Obama only has two descendants, and both of them are still in school.

The word you're looking for is ancestors.

RE: Shredder.

Thanks!! They have some now that shred an engine block or an entire vehicle. What next??

With 98 percent of the vote counted in West Virginia’s Democratic primary, a man named Keith Judd can make a unique claim.
He has won a greater proportion of the vote — 41 percent — than any other primary candidate running against Barack Obama.

Who’s Keith Judd? He’s prisoner #11593-051, currently serving out a sentence for making threats at the University of New Mexico. [h/t HotAir]

kelly @11:52 - very good article; 9 out of 10 people have no clue about this stuff. American Thinker rarely disappoints.

(I like to suggest people look up the Nyangwe slave market massacre, as witnessed and recounted by the presumable Dr. David Livingstone.)

That machine could not eat chuck norris.

And on another note that machine resembles the the physical embodiment of the communist/socialist/marxist regime.....and yes they are both brought to you by ......capitalism.

Re Jonah Goldberg's comment, "But because it’s said by a dude in a sari, you know, who cared more about bowel movements than sex, and all that kind of crazy stuff, people sort of take it at face value that it was the sort of decent high-minded thing":

To make things even more tempting - and his [Gandi's] self-control therefore that much more of a triumph - he took a much younger woman to his bed, spurning the faithful Sushila who was utterly distraught to find herself banished from his side.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1264952/A-new-book-reveals-Gandhi-tortured-young-women-worshipped-shared-bed.html#ixzz1uN6d8b6o

Canada considers issuing genderless passports.

www.foxnews.com

'ol 'tingles' credits 'bama with making Ford profitable...hardly a surprise, he'd credit 'bama with inventing the automobile, if he could...and probably will at some point.

The odd part is, Ford didn't take the bailout...

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/05/08/chris-matthews-falsely-claims-obama-saved-ford

It's becoming clearer and clearer that the time has come for MSNBC's Chris Matthews to retire.

On Tuesday's Hardball, despite virtually every intelligent person in this country knowing that Ford was the lone American car company to not accept a bailout in 2009, Matthews actually claimed President Obama "bet on" the auto giant

No, Mulally bet on himself and his employees by refusing to take one red cent from the federal government.

But this is the kind of misinformation we should expect from the likes of Matthews and virtually all the Obama-loving media as they do everything within their power to get the current White House resident reelected including misrepresenting the truth.

And this is what passes for news on this disgraceful farce of a television network.

The folks at NBC, Comcast, and General Electric must be so proud of this division.

We have a poll on keepin the gun registry that needs SDA input

http://tinyurl.com/cemm82m

and that's just the very tip of the iceberg...reports and statistics are so 'massaged' to avoid the actual percentages that it would stir the average citizen to take up pitchforks and torches if they knew what goes unreported and unacted upon when it is.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9253250/Rochdale-grooming-trial-Police-accused-of-failing-to-investigate-paedophile-gang-for-fear-of-appearing-racist.html

Police and social workers were last night accused of failing to investigate an Asian paedophile gang for fear of being perceived as racist, allowing them to prey on up to 50 young white girls.

The nine men from Rochdale were yesterday convicted of abusing five vulnerable teenagers after plying them with alcohol, food and small sums of money in return for sex.

However, the true number of victims, who were "passed around" by the gang, is likely to be nearer to 50, police have admitted.

Greater Manchester Police and the Crown Prosecution Service have now apologised after they failed to bring the case of the first victim - Girl A - to trial following her cry for help in August 2008.

One 13 year-old victim became pregnant and had the child aborted while another was forced to have sex with 20 men in one night, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

Complaints to social workers and the police were ignored because they were "petrified of being called racist", former Labour MP for Keighley Ann Cryer said.

http://www.canada.com/news/Rogue%2Bpage%2Bback%2Bwith%2Bbook/6588128/story.html

Everyone here was worried about the future of our favourite Page,well, worry no longer,she's written a book,on Youth Activism.

So the BC Liberal government has decided that due process and justice are interfering too much with the collection of traffic fines so they are proposing an "admininstrative process" for disputing traffic tickets. Already in BC if a cop thinks you have a cellphone to your ear, even if you're just scratching your face you could get a fine. Happened to my wife, she disputed it and lost because officer bob swears he saw her on her phone. The fact that her bill shows no calls on that day was not enough proof in the judge's mind that she was innocent. Now they can just do away with the pesky judge and do an "administrative review".

Next up it will be "administrative searches" just like at the airport. More social justice for all. BTW Alberta you'll be next.

Vivian Krause: Damage control
Special to Financial Post May 8, 2012 – 9:12 PM ET | Last Updated: May 8, 2012 10:03 PM ET

Green charities rewrite grant descriptions in wake of budget

In all, at least 15 American foundations and environmental groups have rewritten or removed online information since I began tracking the U.S. funding of Canadian environmental campaigns.

http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/05/08/fps-vivian-krause-damage-control/

Ms. Krause should be inline for the Order Of Canada...
Sda'rs should take a bow as well.!

something always did look just a bit naggingly out of place about 'bama in that photo but I never bothered to look at it long enough to figure it out. Now that you take a long, hard look at it though....maybe they should hire a 12-year-old to do their photoshopping instead of the same guy that does iran's....


http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/strange_anomalies_in_the_famous_situation_room_photo.html


http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/09/nine-men-jailed-in-britain-for-grooming-underage-girls-for-sex-using-drugs-alcohol/

No mention of their shared religion.

I find it hard to believe the religion wouldn't be mentioned SOMEWHERE if these were men were Christians.

In Redford Alberta

"The premier is the province".

See whole story here:

http://www.calgaryherald.com/opinion/columnists/6588662/story.html

UKIP's Nigel Farage once again nails it with a speech to the European Parliamnet..."The EU Titanic has now hit the iceberg".

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/nigel-farage-eu-titanic-has-now-hit-iceberg

"…discredited … rat-bags … denier .. conspiracy theorists … fossil-fuel industry hatchet men … cyber-bullies … shit-spreaders … shock jocks … bullshit … insidious … grubbier … distortion … cowardly … artistic wanking … poison … slippery falsehoods … travesty

Wow. Just wow.

Full story here at Bolt’s: On being abused by Clive Hamilton, Professor of Public Ethics"

"Quote of the week – a warm lesson on ethics from the experts"

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/05/09/quote-of-the-week-a-warm-lesson-on-ethics-from-the-experts/#more-63159

For the heck of it. I just heard this on the radio and it reminded me what a great song this is: Some Other Time.

Bill Evans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK1aFadJWgk

Monica Zetterlund and Bill Evans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0HX84Fojk

For good measure -- and good for what ails ya', Kate, Monica Zetterlund with Bill Evans singing "Waltz for Debbie" (in Swedish):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tp-nbchmHU&feature=related

Just in time for Mother's Day
and the goal light flashes on...she shoots, she SCORES !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV6Dn8qMzig

everything they touch......

Remember when First Lady Michelle Obama stopped by Alameda a few months back, to participate in a commissioning ceremony for a new Coast Guard cutter she sponsored? Well, it turns out the brand-new, half-billion dollar cutter has sprung a few leaks.

The Associated Press is reporting that the Dorothy Stratton, one of three massive national security vessels homeported in Alameda, has a trio of “pinholes” and a fourth hole that’s about the size of a golf ball in its hull. The wire service said the ship’s crew discovered the holes and rust in mid-April, just a few weeks after the ship was commissioned, while working off the coast of Los Angeles.

Captain Charles Cashin told the wire service that temporary repairs have been made and that the ship needs to be dry docked in order to make permanent repairs.

everything...they...touch...
another surprise BBQ paid for by 'bama using tax dollars


Last week, a fire badly damaged the home of a new Fisker Karma owner, and authorities are saying that the electric car was the source of the blaze.

According to Fort Bend County, Texas, chief fire investigator Robert Baker, the Fisker Karma started the fire that spread to the house.

“Yes, the Karma was the origin of the fire, but what exactly caused that we don't know at this time,” he said. The car was a complete loss.

According to Baker, the driver arrived home in the Fisker, pulled into the garage, and less than three minutes later the car was in flames. It reportedly was not plugged in at the time of the fire and the Karma's battery remains intact.

According to Baker, the Karma was a post-recall vehicle bought in April.

“This looks just like golf cart fires we have down here,” said Baker. The suburban Houston area has approximately 50 golf cart fires a year, he said.

“I've worked homicide scenes with less secrecy,” Baker added. “There have to be about 15 engineers down here working on this one.”

looks like 'bama finally fell off the fence...on the wrong side.

Virtually all of the voters who were going to vote for him because they wanted to see 'gay marriage' were already voting for him, so there's no gain...but a good chunk of those who were voting for him and don't want to see it could be gone.

There was no win for him in this and it's a mystery why he stuck his neck out, but it's good to see.

From the looks of it, he just lost a good percentage of the independant vote...but he manufactured yet another reason for his upcoming loss so he can say "it wasn't my fault"..or was he just mad at North Carolina and being petty as usual ?

Meanwhile, Romney says the same thing he always has, no surprises, no change...

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