Not Waiting For The Asteroid

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Contrary to reports celebrating an increase in newspaper circulation in the latest six-month reporting period, the weekday sales of the print editions at the nation’s 25 largest dailies actually fell by an average of 7.3%.


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Maybe they're counting giveaways as "circulation". Maybe they'll start airdropping dailies from C130s.


It won't matter, as they will publish their lying liberal socialist progressive agenda till the very last publication.

Last time I looked at a print edition newspaper was a few months back while waiting at doctor's office. Time before that? I can't remember that long ago, probably more than a year ago.

We can still buy Grimms Fairytales in the hardcover edition. We don't need no recycled filthy sawmill entrails, we can use moss in the bottom of our birdcages.

And the New Orleans Times-Picayune just announced a three-days-a-week publishing schedule.

I still grab a handful of free NOW magazine's out of the box if I've got a mess of perch, or like right now, brown bullheads to clean.


Reading small parts of it through the slime, guts and regurgitated bugs and bait fish makes the paper less gross and disgusting.

Otherwise they can have their "Lets-elect-Liberals" cheerleading rags.

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