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Honey, I Finished The Internet

By Kate on May 28, 2012 12:23 AM | 15 Comments

15 Comments

jwkozak91 | May 28, 2012 2:09 AM | Reply

An image of Her Britannic Majesty on a Arabica bean is certainly better than 2 out of 5 Alberta progressive leaders' portrait in gumballs in this monarchist's eyes.

peterj | May 28, 2012 2:21 AM | Reply

Amazing talent

Polly | May 28, 2012 3:02 AM | Reply

Hahaha...we finish the net everyday, but there's always more foolishness!

Polly | May 28, 2012 3:04 AM | Reply

Hahaha...we finish the net everyday, but there's always more foolishness!

∞ ≠ ø | May 28, 2012 3:38 AM | Reply

Did anyone notice page 2.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Chef_serves_his_own_meat_and_two_veg

SDA has me on a diet. I have forgone my Kellogg's, yogurt is out and now haute cuisine is forever ruined.

Warren Z | May 28, 2012 4:22 AM | Reply

Now this is Nooze!

William in Ajax | May 28, 2012 5:10 AM | Reply

C'mon now.. somebody's pulling someones leg....

"by slowing his heartbeat and working between beats to avoid hand tremors.

He used tiny homemade tools and painted with a hair plucked from a housefly's back to carve the microscopic figures."

How does one work (between heartbeats)?
(a hair from a housefly's back)?

Methinks this story is one giant hill of beans...!

Joe Molnar | May 28, 2012 7:29 AM | Reply

Very impressive sculpting!
However, I have entered a "Giant Pumkin " contest here in Ontario and I may well be in the hunt for a large Pumpkin portrait sculptor in September to sculpt our Queenies' feature into my (hopefullyby then) large pumpkin.
Sculptor application forms will be forthcoming as soon my "giant pumpkin" shows promise.

As an aside, my "giant pumpkin" will be transplanted June 1, adjacent to my "four leafed clover" patch and my six surviving "saskatoon" berry bushes.

Joe | May 28, 2012 9:36 AM | Reply

I gave up sculpting when my best effort to recreate the visage of the Queen ended up looking like the buttocks of Prince Phillip.

Fearless Leader | May 28, 2012 9:47 AM | Reply

Obama is sending the Queen a new Ipod full of his most recent speeches wrapped in this.

http://www.zazzle.com/comrade_clown_sticker-217735011515683598

dmorris | May 28, 2012 10:31 AM | Reply

I had planned to sculpt images of Mohammed on coffee beans, to capture the Muslim market and get rich, but my Bosch hammer drill just crushes the hell outta the bean,every time!

Back to the drawing board.

Sigh.

Occam | May 28, 2012 10:32 AM | Reply

Wow, now there's a guy with entirely too much time on his hands.

Knight 99 | May 28, 2012 12:35 PM | Reply

Damn, he beat my Queen on a Bean by 4mm!

BL@KBIRD | May 28, 2012 10:02 PM | Reply

2mm is a mighty small bean. I'm sure he meant the width of the carving. Hair from a houseflys back? That's a piece of artistic license called bullshitting the public.

johnny rotten | May 29, 2012 6:26 PM | Reply

God save the Queen, she ain't no human bean...

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