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By Kate on May 16, 2012 12:21 AM | 10 Comments

Texts From My Dog

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Black Mamba is Jim Treacher | May 16, 2012 12:44 AM | Reply

D'you know which dogs aren't texting people? The ones Obama ate. Because Obama ate dog.

robins111 | May 16, 2012 7:47 AM | Reply

Now those were funny... especially the crisps.. and truse..

EBD | May 16, 2012 8:10 AM | Reply

Don't know why they're so funny, but they are.
This is my favourite.

NME666 | May 16, 2012 8:11 AM | Reply

jack russels are smarter than that!!!!!!

robins111 | May 16, 2012 10:02 AM | Reply

Not my Jack.. he's perhaps better at conning me than some of those texts.. he'd probably throw in a few threats.

Occam | May 16, 2012 10:14 AM | Reply

My dog's using my skype to hook up with horny Russian bitches

glenn | May 16, 2012 10:46 AM | Reply

Priceless.

johnbrooks | May 16, 2012 4:32 PM | Reply

Shows how numb we are, look at how many times the word "Jesus", "Christ" is used.

I stopped after the second text.

One thing to try to be funny, another to be ignorant.

Lisa | May 16, 2012 5:06 PM | Reply

@johnbrooks: Yeah. Exactly once each. Some people leave their sense of humor so tightly closed in their Bible, they can't enjoy a little fun. Your loss. I laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks. I had fun.

DrD | May 16, 2012 11:59 PM | Reply

Okay. So what's the best product for cleaning a mouthful of coffee off your computer's keyboard and screen?
It's made my day and that of a few others to whom I've sent it. Are there more?

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