Y2Kyoto: I'll Miss The Penguins

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Daily Mail has the good news!

The first census of penguins at the South Pole has found nearly 600,000 – twice the number previously thought to be there.

Using state-of-the-art satellite imagery, scientists found 44 colonies of emperor penguins. Seven colonies were previously unknown, and many of the known ones were bigger than expected.

But pay not attention to the penguins.

‘We expect to lose as many as half of the penguins in the next 60 years, because they breed on the sea ice."

Hope springs eternal, I guess.


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What is incredibly disturbing is the eradication of the penguins from the Arctic. Global warming has finally triumphed.
I am verklempt.

Geez. A million comedians out of work, and now this!

So if half the penguins die in the next 60 years we will be back to the number of penguins the experts originally thought were there..?..am I missing something?

Now that Suzuki has gone back to his fruit flies the lack of hot air from him will stabilize both the Poles and even Santa can get back to making toys. He and Gore will go down in history as the biggest scam artists on the planet. Brainwashing is so hard to undo and will take at least a generation. A inconvenient truth.

So in 60 years, the number will be half what it is now as we head for penguin extirpation.
Right!
Then it seems reasonable that 60 years ago there were twice what we see now .
And 4 times what we saw 120 years ago...and ...480 years ago there would have been 256 times the number we see now.
The huge piles of penguin poop would have added exponentially to the runaway global warming cycle.
Oh the horror created by the arithmetic of settled science.

Death sure plays a vital role in the agenda of the AGW crowd,doesn't it?

They constantly harp that our lifestyle is causing the deaths of millions of plants,animals,and fish,while THEY dream of viruses wiping out 90% of the earth's human population.

And right now,according to the eco-cultists 40 years ago,there should only about 2 million homo sapiens raping gaia. Yeah. And these are the same clowns that thought a caribou herd of 170k had gone extinct. Turns out they couldn't follow their tracks so well for 2000 miles(or the humungous trail of crap,either).

Ah...reeegionaal...."But we believe climate change is going to be regional and uneven in its effects, with loss of sea ice in the west of the continent where a lot of the emperors are, but gains in more southerly area."

Because nobody does stupid like an Eco nutter greenie Gaia worshipping Warmonger.

But the lack of ice is why the penguins are extinct in the northern hemisphere. Wait , what?

But we missed the important question...are they tasty?

snork!

How can we have any faith in science when they can't even count correctly? I expect their accuracy on climate effects is about as accurate.

It's amazing to me how many times the AGW alarmists data points turn out to be completely incorrect, and yet they double down with straight faces.

25,000+ polar bears? "They're all going to die from lack of sea ice" 250k more caribou than they expected? "The population is threatened by habitat loss" Twice the number of penguins estimated? "Half of them are going to die! Two Negro actors said so!" Despite many predictions it was going to be submerged, Tuvalu is still there. "They're all going to drown, real soon now!"

Seriously, who are you going to believe? The AGW crowd, or your lyin' eyes?

Go Flyers!!!!!

‘We expect to lose as many as half of the penguins in the next 60 years'

Just how long do penguins live? I mean if only half of them are dead in 60 years.....

What do they taste like? ... dmorris, your thoughts?

Too bad Glowball Warming didn't cause the eradication of all theneco loonies, greenie gaia gadfly fruits & nuts.

Think of how much nicer the world would smell without all the stinky hippies and greenie sliders around polluting everything with their stupidity.

Maybe its time for some inter-artic cross pollination. send surplus polar bears south and ship penguins back . then let'em fight it out

Maybe its time for some inter-artic cross pollination. send surplus polar bears south and ship penguins back . then let'em fight it out

Donna has a great summary of years of greenie we are gonna die predictions

http://nofrakkingconsensus.com/2012/04/14/eco-narcissists-their-last-chances/

The doom-sayers are full of sheet.

Why are you buying into this derogatory term for Nuns? and why are there so many sisters at the south pole when their numbers are spiraling down elsewhere? is this the southern cone we hear about?

Ernest Schackelton and his men survived on penquin and seal for about 2 years , eating them and burning the remains for fuel . he described them as greasy , you are what you eat.

Mmmmmmm... Fishy chicken! Should be able to tone the fishy flavor down with some garlic perhaps. The Killer whales on the discovery channel aren't complaining however.

Save them! Buy a compact flourescent light bulb and buy shares in Solyndra!

"We expect to lose as many as half of the penguins in the next 60 years, because they breed on the sea ice."

Oh really? It would appear you haven't been paying attention. Sea ice in the antarctic is increasing, it's at its highest coverage since records began.

So why would you think that we'll lose any at all over the next 60 years?

marc in calgary _

I hear they taste like herring flavored Converse All-Star.

Too many penguins! Waddle we do!

"I'll Miss The Penguins!"

Me Too! Holy Shiite Kate! A sports prognosticater too!

Yup, after today looks like toasted bird, courtesy Philadelphia!! A mega annihilation in the making.

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