But we don't give them two battalions of French troops and a road map to Russia.
A man doesn’t need to have his penis removed to legally become a woman, according to new order from the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal.
In a 95-page decision issued April 11, Sheri Price, a vice-chair with the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal, gave the Ontario government 180 days to “revise the criteria for changing sex designation on a birth registration.” Unless provincial authorities mount an appeal, Ontario will become the first Canadian jurisdiction to toss out genital surgery as a pre-requisite for a legal sex change.
This makes perfect sense, actually. Removing the penis doesn't turn a man into a woman any more than a ruling from a panel of bat shit crazy bureaucrats does.
Well, I'm a short ass. I've fought heightism all my life. Reaching for those porn mags that were put way up on the top shelf made me feel like a second class pervert.
I demand that my height be changed on my driver's license. I have every right to be called 5'11" as someone who was born and eventually grew to 5'11" does.
In fact, as a blue-eyed, white male, I'm tired of being blamed for everything. It lessens my enjoyment of life. From now on, I want my birth registration changed to "black woman". And if they can set me up with a slight lisp I'd appreciate it was well.
Next step will be the mandatory urinal in the ladies washroom. Glad my granparents are no longer with us. They would never understand.
Anyone else wish there was a serious seperatist movement in Ontario?
Also pretty good that the HRC gives the government 180 days to get in line....or else.
And here I'd been wondering how best to mark the anniversary of the Charter...
OK, now let's get some things straight (oops, didn't meant that):
Being a woman CAN'T mean I have breasts. Many women have lost those to cancer and they're still women.
It can't be about a high speaking voice. Hello, Kathleen Turner.
It's apparently not about what sort of genitalia I have.
So basically, all I have to do to BE a woman in this brave new world is SAY I AM ONE. Because nobody can tell me what kind of woman I am.
OK, then. I am a bearded woman with small breasts, short hair, a deep voice and a penis. Also, since I am married to a woman, I am also a lesbian.
I shall instruct others accordingly and expect (nay, demand) full access to all this entails (dammit, did it again, I swear I don't mean to).
Oh, of course, you say, now I am just being ridiculous. Yes, yes I agree. I am certainly the ridiculous one in all this.
The ever slippery slope of defining rights for groups.
Leave rights as something for individuals, and you don't get all the ballyhoo. It's just that much simpler.
Personally, I am surprised they are granting Daltoon 180 days. How generous of them...
Man, I "feel like a woman"! - Shania Twain
If Dalton has any b@lls he'll abolish that HRC long before 180 days are up.
Decision is here
It even has pictures!
Just kidding, there's no pictures.
Just wondering,when I go into the showers at the local YWCA,do I have to be alone in there,and do I need to bring my own soap?
I mean,all those women,with no one to scrub their back.
Oh,and would shaving my beard help to convince the HRC of my sincerity in trans gendering?
Part of this era is that birth certificates have become irrelevant.....period....
Well didn't you know that the state owes them all a 'free' sex change operation?
Send the candidates to the "Battle of Borodino Medical Clinic" and they can have all the butchery they want...
Seriously, these HRC types are in need of cerebellum transplants, courtesy of McGuinty land 'fairy land economics'.
So who is going to play nurse Ratchett in "One Flew Over McGuinty's Nest"?
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
@ Dirtman at April 19, 2012 2:30 PM
If Dalton has any b@lls he'll abolish that HRC long before 180 days are up.
No brains, no b@lls, no hope and just what Ontario voted for.
And it will get far far worse when the confused little darlings get older.
http://bctf.ca/uploadedfiles/Public/SocialJustice/Issues/LGBTQ/Resources/GenderSpectrum.pdf
Larry,
You made me giggle.
They should be committed to a penile institution.
What the heck is wrong with people?
So.......when one of these "women" get a hard-on....what do you call it?
Skirt scooter?
Dress dagger?
A Nylon Nipple?
Panty pointer?
Any other suggestions?
The only thing more useless than a dick on (as in attached) a women.....is the Human Rights Commission.
From the 1979 Monty Python movie "Life of Brian"
"I want to be woman"
A most topical watch - Hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
An Engineering firm I worked for in Toronto got a wake-up call one day when one of the guys there decided he was actually a woman and began dressing the part.
He had the support of the Ontario Gov't who sent an apparent natural born woman to the office and, twelve at a time in the boardroom, lectured the 120 other employees on how to deal with what's-her-name.
The president of the firm offered to build a third washroom to suit her but was told 'She' has the right to use the real women's washroom. The rights of fifty natural born women not to have a freak urinating beside them don't appear to have been considered.
If you want to be another gender in Ontario all you have to do is say you are. It's that simple.
The winner ...
... and the New Champion Of The Absurd ...
... The Onnnnntariowwwwwww Hewwwwman Riiiiiiight's Commisionnnnnnn!
the ruling is not the problem, that we have an HRC is the problem, and that they DICKtate to erected....erm, elected officials is a problem
"If Dalton has any b@lls he'll abolish that HRC long before 180 days are up."
Posted by: Dirtman at April 19, 2012 2:30 PM
I'd say that was sexist of you, but, you know...
One can become a Mohammedan by simply reciting the Shahada.
Wonder if the HRC will come up with some kind of easy recitation to change genders?
Wonder if you'll be able to phone it in like some muslim marriages? Wonder if you'll be able to reverse your gender change by saying "I'm a Man Again", say, 5 times like they do in Mohammedan divorces.
What sex are you kate? You sound confused.
If that's the case, I want to have my birth certificate changed to say I was born in 1983 instead of 1958, and changed every year so I can be 29 forever!
Or, how about removing the date of birth on a birth certificate altogether. I don't like to be discriminated against because of age. Off to the OHRC before common sense takes hold!
Is there a bottom to this pit of insanity that has gripped Canada?
You really can't make this shit up!!!!!
When this "man" or whatever the hell he is goes for psychiatric treatment, I hope he takes the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal with him.
Great post title. Was I dreaming or did they preserve the little guy's member? And when I say little, I'm speaking literally.
This will end up in court. Its pure insanity. Next the HRC's will be demanding one fits all washrooms for diversities sake.
How these people function as human beings, is the mystery
As an Ontario resident AND the King Of Spain, I believe it's my place to inform everyone Ontario is now 9 months away from the MIRACLE of another immaculate conception.
Praise unto Dorky Mc Squirrel-face.
This is why prostitutes, oops, I mean sex trade workers in San Francisco, don't wear mini skirts.
Their testicles hang below the hem.
mike
First of all they don't have the legal authority to decide what construes a female or male and second their goal is to force society to reconize the delusions and psychosis of the mentally ill as FACTUAL sans any medical experts ruling. They won't stop up until they force us to reconize the voices in a schisophrenics head as real.
Human rights has a case where a guy /gal / preop transgender tried to get membership at an all woman's gym. He was denied and has taken the gym owner to .. the ontario human rights commission of course. My guess is that the Gym owner is somewhat SOL right about now.
Look, a guy can call himself a woman if he wants. Even if he leaves his equipment intact. And society can decide that that's just swell, and humour him and call him a "she" in news reports, and change his passport info. It's idiotic, but ... eh, whatever.
What they CANNOT do is to make ME call him a woman. Because I'm well qualified on the basis of personal experience to know what a woman is, and he ain't one. And the day that they make it a "hate crime" for me to NOT call a man a woman is the day that I turn to civil disobedience.
And not-so civil disobedience.
Guess what, Ellie in T.O.! That time is near. VERY near.
What Ellie said!
First, I think it should be a crime to lie about you gender to someone you might be sexually involved with, or whom you might work for ect... sex change or not. It’s no different in my view than not disclosing your HIV status with a sexual partner. I think this entire debacle is disgusting, and it's an even bigger crime not helping these sorry people with their mental disorder, but instead enabling them.
That said, if we are going to allow people to change their sex legally, then I suppose allowing them to not have irreversible surgery for the sake of potential second thoughts, I say "why not?". This seems the route of least harm.
BTW, South Park did an episode about this, and it’s very funny:
Season 9 Episode 1 (Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina)
Now, off to San Diego to “Smack-it”.
Actually I don't have a problem with this...
... so long as every woman I know gets the right to carry the concealed weapon(s) of their choice.
Crazyman dressed like a chick is tearing it up in the girl's bathroom? Sam Colt has a solution for that.
These HRC's are as useless as teats on a boar...oh wait...
This reminds me of the story about 2 years ago, I think it was in the not so great anymore Britain.
It was about a man who was pregnant. The reality was it was a woman who had her breast removed, grew a beard and took male hormones. She however kept both the workshop and the playroom and at some point became pregnant. Everyone was over the moon about it. I would just call them loony.
How about the scenario of a naive man marrying a "woman" and finding out 20 years later that she is suffering from prostate cancer. Lucy you got some splainin to do.....
mike
"Sheri Price, a vice-chair with the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal, gave the Ontario government 180 days to “revise the criteria for changing sex designation on a birth registration.”
And if I were Premier of this benighted province I'd give Sheri Price 24 hours to clear out her desk.
Notwithstanding clause, you idiots or you're stupider than the judges, if that's possible.
Ill take a Y for $1000 under chromosomes ,Alex.
What is what makes you a mal e?
It's for things like this that I don't consider emigrating to your beautiful country. Not that my side of the border isn't full of similar insanity.
To the "hes" that think they are "shes" (and vice verso) go F*** yerselves. I am an anatomically correct male and proud of it as in my spouse, an anatomically correct female. Please don't shove nature's aberrations down our throats and call them normal.
These HRCs or kangaroo tribunals are a national disgrace and embarrassment. They need to go. It is disgusting that our politicians federal and provincial, refuse to recognise the fact and dismantle them.
What a surprise it would be to the boarder agent heshe is assigned to for the "security patdown". So would heshe get to choose if it was a male or female agent? Would the airport have to find an agent with the same "affliction"? But then would it be heshe or shehe? Maybe one of each will have to be on staff at all times? Wait a minute, I better not give anyone any ideas..
So, if the boarder agent is caught by surprise, could they then file claim against the heshe for emotional trauma?
So many "human rights" claims, so little time.