Wok The Dog

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Hey Sparky - lets us go on down to the park and get us a hot dog.

This gives new meaning to the time Obama said ..."It's a dog eat dog world"...

Unclaimed PETA dogs could feed the poor! (they're goin' down anyway) Hey, if it's good enough for Obama it must be fine for those less fortunate. EATA PETA PUP ON A PITA. There, that ought to offend just about everyone...

There is a Warren Kinsella joke in there somewhere..!!


Cheers

Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”

Like there could be another reason for him to be kicked out of the Union forever.

He must be talking about hot dogs 'cause real dogs are not halal.

Americans don't eat dog meat.

Does this mean the Democrats will STFU about dog whistle politics?

Joe, re: Halal. "Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share."

So Obama sought to take on the powers of a dog and a snake. Hmmm, maybe there is something to it.

Pimply faced kid at Obama's favorite fast food restaraunt...Would you like fleas with that? Would you like to St. Bernard size that?

101 Dalmations - All You Can Eat Buffet Special!

"How much is that doggie?"
Mike

$2.75 a pound. (2.25 Kenyan shillings per lb).

President's Choice dog, food.

    Yum!
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I've always known Obama's policies were a dogs breakfast, never dreamed he eats dogs for breakfast.

"Wok the Dog" is brilliant!

BoDelicious!

Obama: "Where I come from, when there isn't enough room you ride in the trunk."

If the GOP wants to beat Obama, this should be the only chart they need.


http://www.usdebtclock.org/index.html

Some critics are saying that the best stew is made from capitalist running dogs.

I wonder how many $Billion dollars further in debt America slipped while people focused on a dog issue?

Ahh who cares, Obama can just print more of the stuff, no worries.

Instajokeman:

“Libs think Romney acted jerky with a dog. Whereas Obama was fond of dog jerky.”

Lassieagna

Rex/Mex

Fido Pastry

'Jim'Treacher'
Q: Why did @MittRomney put his dog on top of the car? A: So @BarackObama wouldn't eat it. #WeWillNotBeSilenced #GenK9
(from the tweets)

I hope this doesn't turn into a Bo meets grill story!

The Dems started this with their anti-Romney "War on Dogs" meme. It never seems to have occurred to these idiots that their own candidate, who lived in Indonesia, might possibly have consumed dog meat at some time. Even though he SAYS SO in his own autiobiography!

If you want a real laugh btw, there really is a #Dog Lovers For Obama. LOL... "Can I join Dog Lovers For Obama? I've got a GREAT recipe for Southern fried poodle!"

Why get excited about the poo flinging monkeys....who are hoping anything...just anything will stick....remember the Pallin baby thing....

Kate, if thats yours: Wok the Dog, I must retract my earlier assertion that you're a genius.

You're a dog-damn genius!

Methinks this story is getting somewhat "dog-eared"

In my younger days, we used to travel alot with our sheepdog riding on the back deck (trunk lid) of our 62 Pontiac Parisienne.
After a spell I put a piece of lath screen on the deck so he'd have better footing. He'd lean into the curves and lay back there sleeping and never fell off.

How this originally came to be was that we got him as a young adult dog and one day I put him in the back of the pick up and headed up the highway. Somewhere out of town as I was driving along, my thoughts were rudely interrupted by this banging and crashing on the roof of my truck. I stopped in a hurry, got out to locate the problem and there was Bradley the dog up on the roof! I made him get back in the box and proceeded on my way 'till this car going by me honked and there was my dog walking on the lip of the pick up box. When he got to the cab he jumped back up on the roof... so outside the vehicle became his prefered choice of travel.
Nobody ever batted an eye in those days and we travelled this way for countless miles over the years.

I don't think you could go 5 miles like that today...without getting stopped by some fool who phoned in on a cell phone.

Rack-o-red bone anyone?

"Wok the Dog" - That is hilarious!

How much is that doggie on the menu,the one with the barb a qued tail.I do hope that doggies for sale.

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