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By Kate on April 18, 2012 10:40 PM | 13 Comments

Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style. (h/t Gord)

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Harry from Burnaby | April 18, 2012 11:05 PM | Reply

Is that why I almost crapped my pants waiting for her to come out of the lavatory?

Brian M. | April 18, 2012 11:15 PM | Reply

Is that Rowan Atkinson's sister?

larben | April 18, 2012 11:40 PM | Reply

When you have a nose like that, you have to find something to do with it. She's really quite talented, in a weird sort of way.

John Lewis | April 18, 2012 11:45 PM | Reply

A touch of constipation, perhaps?

There is actually a painting from the Golden Age in the Mauritshuis in the Hague showing a mother cleaning the derriere of her baby.
Dutch museums also hold several genre scenes of soldiers and prostitutes with chamberpots under their beds visibly partially filled.
The intent in these was actually moralising rather than titillation (well, a little titillation, rather heavy moralising).

andycanuck | April 18, 2012 11:58 PM | Reply

Maybe they were drawing swastikas on the stalls? Someone phone Warren!

The Phantom | April 19, 2012 12:01 AM | Reply

Is there any modern art that doesn't both cannibalize and mock -actual- art?

chris c | April 19, 2012 12:12 AM | Reply

Self-centered artsy twit monopolizes flight washrooms for acclaim.............should have been douching instead.

A. Cooper | April 19, 2012 12:43 AM | Reply

You just know she's heavily funded by some level of government.

Gerbil Malodor | April 19, 2012 12:52 AM | Reply

This is some exceptionally pointy beak. Her primary food source is either exposed seashore mussels, frozen fir cones or the tender flesh of taxpayers.

peterj | April 19, 2012 1:48 AM | Reply

Genuine flight of fancy. While others slept she was shredding toilet seat covers. Definately worthy of a grant from some arts counsel.

NME666 | April 19, 2012 4:48 AM | Reply

for some reason, me and Art were never friends, now I know why and can sleep better at nite

mojo | April 19, 2012 10:24 AM | Reply

Also known as "too much time on your hands"

ebt | April 20, 2012 6:47 PM | Reply

Up next: "A portrait of the artist hucking and spitting (in the phlegmish style)".

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