Cornell’s Greatest Moment

24 Replies to “Cornell’s Greatest Moment”

1. “Glory holes?”

2. The installation of KY Jell dispensers.

3. Resolutions are free. Renovations are not. Let’s put it to the student body in real terms:
   “How much are you willing to pay for this?”
   I suspect “nothing” wins in a landslide.

4. “What do you think their next bathroom related resolution will entail?”
   Ritual foot-washing facilities for Muslims. And those bathrooms will NOT be “gender-neutral”…

5. From the university that gave us Carl Sagan.

6. Then they’ll bitch about the cost of tuition.For what? For about 0.000001% of the population. We really need to cut back on BA’s who basically contribute nothing to society. I mean do we really need masters of Greek mythology as opposed to a master of any science?

7. Further to above. Edmonton just spent $600,000.00 on a pile of ball bearings. Art you know.

8. Funny, I would have thought that single-stall bathrooms would be gender-neutral by virtue of necessity. No resolution required.
   But if they try to make multi-stall bathrooms gender-neutral, they may have a fight on their hands.
   If you have an environment that features a large contingent of the gender-challenged, then the best answer to that is multi-stall bathrooms labeled “Men”, and multi-stalled bathrooms labeled “Women”, and single-stalled bathrooms labeled “Whatever.”

9. Methinks ‘gender neutral’ is double speak for all guys piss sitting down so as not to offend the gals who sit next.
   Social engineering nothing more…now with a good excuse to enforce it.
   The further pussyfication of the urban male.
   They do this in parts of Euroweenie Ville already do they not?

10. “Resolutions are free. Renovations are not. ”
    Yeah, a new sign is clearly an unacceptbaly high price to pay.

11. What would you suggest Alex…taped up or tucked under?

12. In your case? Tucking is obviously not an option, and tape seems redundant. If you really have your heart set on it, go with the latter.

13. From an old and silly Peter O’Toole movie, My Favorite Year.
    [Alan Swann (O’Toole)has blundered into the wrong restroom]
    Lil: This is for ladies only!
    Alan Swann: [unzipping fly] So is *this*, ma’am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.

14. If a “transgender” guy can pass for a woman then he can use the women’s bathroom. If he can’t then he’s just not very good at what he does.
    Not that this wans’t completely inevitable. In fact, there are so many permutions of sexual identity that dozens of bathrooms will be required in any public institution and, if Gaia is just and the government sufficiently activist, private homes as well. Until the Islamists take over, of course, and yes, in the meantime they’ll need their own foot-wash bathrooms, obviously (Do do that Wudo that you do so well!). Why, for example, do Cornell studets assume that a Butch-Presenting Woman ought to share a bathroom with a Cisgender Woman who identifies as Transgendered? Because they’re worse than Hitler, that’s why.
    These are very serious issues. I think we need to stress that.

15. (If you click on the above link, be sure to check out “people”. And it’s “Wudu”, not “Wudo”. It rhymes with “Voodoo”, see?)

16. “Why, for example, do Cornell studets assume that a Butch-Presenting Woman ought to share a bathroom with a Cisgender Woman who identifies as Transgendered? Because they’re worse than Hitler, that’s why.”
    *facepalm*
    And you idiots accuse the leftards of antisemitism.

17. Alex, you’re funny. Don’t ever change.

18. Sarcasm is often wasted on trolls like axle and chesterfield.

19. Aww, thanks doll, but you’re really not my type. I got over my “crazy chicks” phase back in my early 20’s – these days I prefer women with a little more intelligence and fewer daddy-issues. Also, FAR less antisemitic. I could never hook up with someone stupid enough to first misunderstand a fairly straightforward request, and then evil enough to state that the changing of bathroom signs is worse than the murder of 6 million jews.

20. “What do you think their next bathroom related resolution will entail?”
    Rape prevention cameras.

21. I’d pay good money to be standing in the sex-neutral privy the first time some chick takes a drink out of the urinal (while wondering why there were so many all along the same wall).
    Cheers,
    The Worm

22. I think you need to look up the word “privy”.

23. Cameras of course. to record any discrimination or abuse.

24. Freakishly relevant to my comment @2:28 – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2062885/Warren-Beattys-transgender-son-brands-Chaz-Bono-misogynist.html
    Cher’s “son” Chaz Bono is a horrible bigot for comparing being “born transgender” to having a “birth defect” says Warren Beatty’s “son”, who used to be named Kathryn but is now a “gay man”.
    Because in Crazytown, they eat their own.
    Too bad this is a dead thread.