I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.
First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state, and you are no longer a citizen.
Cheers,
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
(via email)











Bazinga!
Touche!
AH hahahahahahahaha plop.
/Me laughing my head off/
Perfect! Brilliant, in fact.
That puts it in a different light for the US Government. [At least Canada is consistant under the present Canadian Government, on this subject.]
PERFECT!!!!snicker snicker
It could also have been the president of Mexico writing. He would want to discuss the return of the US to its pre-Alamo borders.
Good try, but Hawaii was an American territory, and Obama still would have been born in the United States. That,at least, is one qualification for the presidency he does have.
He was born in Kenya, ask his grannie.
Also Canada can receive the Great Lakes if USA returns to pre-1812 borders.
France can receive Louisiana purchase and Spain will have Florida and Texas with California to boot.
Next thing we know Mongolia stretches from Pacific ocean to Mediterranean sea.
Have fun!
Brian. It's a joke! Sheesh. (roll eyes).
Remember two things: the default position is 'sarc' and mischief is important.
Might as well throw in Alaska and that puts Palin outside the tent too. I am a huge fan but fair is fair.
Could be the quip that will be heard around the world. Tweet it also, Kate.
Brian. I don't believe that Palin was born in Alaska. She moved there with her parents.
I don't think Obama would object to returning Alaska to Russia.
Hi Aaron, are you sure you want to take Detroit back? Brock captured it in August 1812. You know that the UAW would vote NDP every damn time.
If Israel is to give back the lands captured from the countries that attacked it why stop at 1967? Why not return to the year 1967 on the Hebrew calendar which is 3804 years ago? Or how about returning all the mideast borders to 1867 when the British Empire controlled just about everything in the middle east?
Can we return Canada to its 1870 borders so us British Columbians don't have to kiss Quebec's butt anymore?
Ricardo, if the matter came up for real, I wouldn't be surprised if you were right. I wouldn't be surprised if President Obama neglected to ask for the money back.
Al_in_Ottawa:"...Why not return to the year 1967 on the Hebrew calendar which is 3804 years ago?..."
Exactly. Isn't that what "returning to Zion" was supposed to be all about in the first place? Jews existed in the land 4 millenia before Mohammedism was even a "twinkle" (or a black fly) in Allah's eye.
Don't laugh at the Hawaiian Independence Movement...
(H.I.M.? Hmmm...)
LOVE IT!!!
+1 for BillyBob. Hell, I'll vote for you if you want to run on that platform.
I also would like to see the USA return to its pre...hmm, how about 1600 borders? How about pre-1200 borders? - I don't like what some tribe or other did to the Anasazi.
How about if we build a time machine and make everything the way some fairytale-castle leftist f-up wants it?
Presidential candidate Goldwater (Au.H_2_O) was born to immigrant parents in Arizona Territory and ruled eligible to become president.
Sarah Palin was born in Idaho (as was I). Michael Palin (of Monty Python renown) was born in the UK.
If you return Canada to the 1870 borders, wouldn't that make Manitoba a Francophone province?
(And then there's that whole 54-40 or fight thing...)
Obamba's so called latest "Birth Certificate" is fake.
Google it, and find some reputable sites that easily prove it was Photo-shopped, by an amateur nonetheless.
They put it out like a bad joke and the public has bought it hook, line, and sinker!
Amazing.
Ask yourself, what has he or his administration ever told the truth about? Now why would this be any different?
Love it and tweeted it! (had to condense it though)
Israel, go ahead and annex the whole of the west bank and gaza. Then it will be a fight for equality and integration of the palestinians within Israel. 1 man 1 vote. Never forget that in the land between egypt, jordan, lebanon and the sea, there are more arabs than jews. You believe in democracy????? Who said a muslim can't be PM of Israel!!!!
Too funny. Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, and has a real birth certificate.
No matter where Obama was born, he's a REALLY lousy president! Hopefully, the birth certificate question will be entirely moot after the 2012 election. Please!!
A magnificent letter! Thank-you for posting that note to the US Present guy.
Wasn't John McCain born in the Canal Zone, I believe in 28 B.C. ... so what's the difference between that and Hawaii 1959?
Not that I'm any fan of Obama, but there are far more relevant reasons to vote against the guy than the dubious matter of where and if he was born. I mention "if" because of what it says in Revelations 13. (ha ha)
Obama untouchable or the beginning of the end of his Presidency and major shake up in the corridors of power?
Is there even a judicial system left that serves it's people under it's Constitution or has corruption destroyed it's foundation?
http://www.thepostemail.com/2011/06/07/evidence-broadens-obama-natural-born-conspiracy/
Gee "Quebec NDP Power", you sure use a lot of punctuation marks.
The Arabs invaded 3 times since Israel declared statehood and lost each time. Obviously a Muslim becoming PM in Israel would be a disaster for civilization, therefore a victory for no-lobes like you, but it ain't going to happen, not as long as there are Israelis with the courage and intellect your kind has never, and never will possess.
Now: GTFO stinking worm-dick troll.
Peter O'Donnell: "Wasn't John McCain born in the Canal Zone ... so what's the difference between that and Hawaii 1959?"
The difference is, John McCain's father, naval officer John S. McCain, Jr., was stationed at the U.S. Naval Air Station in the Panama Canal Zone, when the Panama Canal was under U.S. control. McCain's father was serving the U.S.A. at the time of John McCain's birth.
I'm not aware that either of Obama's parents were in the service of the U.S.A. at the time of his birth.
Well said Michael H Anderson. Thank-you.
Some of us have memories longer than 5 minutes Jema 54, and we use them and we examine the information contained there, and we find a continuity - one of the reasons we become conservative in the first place I believe.
Youngsters (irrespective of chronological age; I refer here to intellectual maturity) who have just discovered a "compassion bone" somewhere in their otherwise greedy self-absorbed bodies are easily led astray by propagandists and other forms of parasitic liar, and their energy is then directed to the wrong cause. They never bother to take the time to do what I just described: learn the facts, learn the history, THINK about it, because if they did, their little fortress of bias would crumble in an instant. And biases (aka prejudices) are things closed-minded people hate most to give up. Thinking takes actual effort that is beyond their capacity.
And you're welcome; I say these things for the sake of the spirit of civilization I nurture in myself, but if you want to thank me that's fine.
Cue some whiner saying 'GTFO troll' isn't civilized behavior ;)
My Thank-you was/is genuine Michael H Anderson. I agree with your follow up comment @6:24 too.
Peter O'Donnell >
".... but there are far more relevant reasons to vote against the guy than the dubious matter of where and if he was born."
True. On the other hand, it is a big deal where he was born, because the US Constitution says so. When you step on one part of it you may as well step on it all, as Obamba is clearly doing. The other problem with Obamba’s mysterious past and the millions of dollars he’s personally spent to hide it, is that he’s prone to blackmail. It’s possible that he is being blackmailed by someone, who can know, when no one in the public knows the man’s genuine past.
Well said, Knight 99.
Hawaiin time line
1760-2011 Search other dates
http://tinyurl.com/438edkx
OUTSTANDING! GREAT idea.
Jema 54, I totally understood your thanks were genuine. Sorry if my long-winded reply didn't make that clear - my remark regarding the `5-minute memory` is a common epithet directed toward leftist idiots like `Quebec NDP Power`, not you.
Kol HaKavod!
Botta Bing (rim shot)