Bad Husband, BAD BAD Husband!

Sometimes it's VERY VERY DISTRACTED husbands. I remember when my father sent my mother roses for their anniversary -- with the thorns deliberately left attached to dramatize his "suffering" for her love. Except he had forgotten that they had already been divorced for about 20 years!

Yes, and of course the cardinal sin of marriage to a dentist or dental hygienist...wait for it

YES, squeezing the toothpaste in the middle, rather than the bottom of the tube!

Clearly, grounds for 'no fault divorce'... sarc/off

Hardness of heart...oh Lord spare me now!

Psalm 79:4 We have become a taunt to our neighbors, mocked and derided by those round about us.

Cheers

Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
Army Group "True North"
1st St. Nicolaas Army

Women are right to complain about men leaving the toilet seat up. I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water, and the dang thing fell down and hit me on the head.

But could there be a connection to this report?

Women flock to take horse-semen shots
JONNY TALBOT

Apple-infused horse semen shots might not be an obvious chaser to spring rolls, but they are causing a stir at the Green Man Pub where they are being served.

The shots are part of the central Wellington pub's entry in the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge...Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, said the drink was proving most popular with women.

"I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water, and the dang thing fell down and hit me on the head."

That's nothing, I once left the toilet seat up when my mother-in-law was visiting and it hit her on the head, knocked her into the toilet and she was inadvertantly flushed and ended up stuck in the city sewage system. To make a long story short, firefighters tried to get her unstuck by shooting their high-pressure hoses into the sewar, but she ended up swept into lake Ontario!

Coast guard, helicopters, you can only imagine.

Guys, did you ever ask a woman to puh-leeze put the seat back up when she's finished? Give it a shot and let us know where you spend the night.

Now Now....

You must bear in mind that what a woman really wants in a mate...is a stupid millionaire that loves to dance.......

But then I recall in secondary school and later that the nice, pretty gals were always the chattel of the stupidest jerk in captivity.

Go figure....

I enjoyed reaading that, one commenter was whining you're degrading women. Jesus wept stuck on stupid people get on my last nerve.

I recommend the import models. Not only do they not have unrealistic expectations, they can do basic math and understand written instructions. In two languages!

Marriage may not be a box of Chocolates but without her - who would drive the Grain Truck?

I wonder if N's new wife is 5 or 6?

FREE @5:49 - 6, but she's got the body of a 4 year old.

I (a woman) am not upset with a toilet seat up.

At least I know there is no pee on the seat.

I once got chewed out for putting the coffee cups in the cupboard upside down...bought that gal a house within the week.... have never regretted that decision.

We laugh at this stuff, but on a serious note. The misuse with abuse of Males is causing a large majority to never marry.
The Law is so lopsidedd to the point of absurdity. In one case if you live with a Women for more than six months you have to pay child support , even when the kids not yours. One Women had 4 guys doing on thehook paying her while the real Father was in jail of course.
The fact we had laws that protected Women before they had equal rights & are still on the books, along with the Modern version that gives Women twice the legal clout.
In Alberta you not only have to pay your ex wifes University, but kids till 24. Half your pension even if shes living with a Millionaire.
Child custody has become child hostages. Even from Grandparents.
It is slowly eating away at any cultural foundation of a stable society.
Our forebears knew life is no candy bowl.
The fact most children don't die at birth, that disease is not an ever deadly shadow. Has made in a few generations , a culture of Narcissistic babies.
Men living at home till their 40's. Women having slut walks.
Tan we wonder why our civilization is going down the toilet?
When this Nation abandoned God or morals it became nothing but a soup of bones.
JMO

"Women are right to complain about men leaving the toilet seat up. I got up in the middle
of the night to get a drink of water, and the dang thing fell down and hit me on the head."

Coff, laff, coff, coff, laff, coff, laff, coff, laff, laffcoff, laffcoff, laffcoff, laffcoff, oh god.

"Next time turn on the damn light, just avoid looking at the mirror." ("Am I dreaming or awake?
Did I just say that or think that? I can feel my eyes moving, this isn't good, not good at all.")
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Posted by: The LS from SK at June 23, 2011 5:29 PM

My guess is you found a rare jewel in that box of chocolates.

Men 101 -- Do the laundry, and get all the whites pink, and you will never have to do laundry again.

Captain, it's satire.

I am the head of our house... and I have my wife's permission to say so.

N

You do the laundry forever...nice.

What has me torqued are the numerous "dumb guy" commercials on TV.. i.e. - Rona's - the guy who built the deck.......in his living room; Rona's the guy at the football game who gets announced as a genius because he put together a 'rain collection system'.

Can anyone explain to me why a big corporation like Rona, slag the very people whom they want to come into their store? Ya, beats the hell out of me too.

How about the one running now where the guy and a gal (stranger) are buying beer at the convenience store and she is asking him (someone) about coming to her house for a party and he eagerly agrees only to see that she has a blue tooth and is talking to someone else. But it doesn't end there. As stupid as he felt in the first scene she pulls up behind him in the check-out line only to scan him again and.......he falls for it, of course.

No way you could put this "stupid" sh-t on the air if it involved women as the stupid ones. No way. But, for some reason that is not known to me, it is quite OK to do it to men.

Its getting old, you know?

a different bob

long thesis short...painting the masculine as mockworthy and irrelevant is easy...

straightening out the cumulative effect of this doctrine is hard.

The LS from SK, bin there, done that and she can take the hopper on the go and around corners. Better than me.

Sgt Lejaune, that reminds me of the Captain that quite often talked into the white telephone after winding down in the mess.

Interesting read. Mostly whining, selfish b*tches. It's hard for most men to take at the time (got the T-shirt!) but they are better off w/o a woman such as one of these when she hops on her broom and flys off.

Thanks for the compliment and the linkage Captain. Great discussion here as well.

In my experience, women seem to have a deep-seated need to change the men they're with. When the men don't go along with it, you end up with women thinking of divorcing their husband over too many empty pop bottles. Men don't seem nearly as driven to change the women they're with unless it's time to trade in their current one for a newer, lighter model.

It would be nice if women could accept men as they are, although if I didn't have a woman after me to apply to medical school I'd probably still be spending my free time hanging out on Wreck Beach or hiking and being ridiculously laid back. There probably isn't a solution to the problem as we've been working on it for thousands of generations.

I read with astonishment the linguistic and spelling skills of the women in the section "Their fabulous lives after divorce"

WOW

Toilet seat down solution:

"I'll leave the toilet seat down, Love, when you turn out the lights when you leave a room."

loki:

It's an old saying, and I'm sorry that I don't know the provenance, but:

"All women marry their husbands hoping they'll change. All men marry their wives hoping they won't change. Both are inevitably disappointed."

Loki, you've reminded me of the old joke about the bride who wanted a church wedding, and found herself saying, "Aisle! Altar! Hymn!"

Excellent discussion here as usual.
Syncrodox, when I married, I convinced my wife of all the good reasons to put the glasses upsidedown in the cupboard. We don't anymore because the kids do the dishs and I can't be bothered to convince them; they know everything anyway!

On another note, I read some of the linked site, makes me feel bad for some of the women that posted there. Some pretty sad stories. There is dorks on both sides of the gender spectrum.