Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse

7 Replies to “Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse”

1. Weird. The REAL aliens are looking better all the time.

2. If the good doctor runs out of Botox, unlucky government employees who arrived too late need only attach themselves to Nancy Pelosi. (Just like those fish that cling to the undercarraige of sharks do).

3. will they be doing the duck beak lips too? (juvederm or whatever it is they use to plump up the lips)…I had nightmares last night after getting a glimpse of one of the women on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – that woman’s lips literally look like a duck’s beak….

4. Obamacare in action…Botox for the masses because our politicians aren’t telegenic enough.
   Cheers
   Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

5. Trying to keep an aging population at least looking young.

6. $20/unit of botox seems like a real ripoff; the cost of a 100 unit bottle was $360 the last time I bought one. Middle aged women love botox – it’s the closest equivalent to PDE-5 inhibitors for women.
   The nice thing about where I practice is that I haven’t had a single woman ask me about Botox whereas in Vancouver I could have done Botox full time if I wanted to. Really boring in comparison to real medicine.

7. They just want to be able to keep a “stoic” face, and not break into laughter when Obama makes a speech, as doing so might cost them their job.