“We are the furniture movers we’ve been waiting for.”

116 Replies to ““We are the furniture movers we’ve been waiting for.””

1. “i know there’s hope and change in here somewhere….”

2. “I wonder if I can find one of Willy’s old cigars in here…”

3. I am sure I had the missle launch codes in my pocket yesterday. Or did I send those pants out for dry cleaning?

4. With apologies to “subversive”
   “I’ve found the change, but there’s no hope” or
   “We need to move a little further to the left”

5. You should see the stains under this couch!

6. The SEIU has filed a grievance…

7. Do you think there’s enough material here to make Michelle a new skirt?

8. Mind telling my wife I did all the heavy lifting? I’m bushed, man.

9. Yep, that’s where Bo peed. Perfect.

10. Let’s try it a little further to the left.

11. The only place you’ll find Change in the Obama Administration.

12. We’re screwed, really screwed! Sarah said she’d like it over here…

13. If we slide it in front of the door I can have a putting green.

14. Nancy will never sit on this couch again.

15. “OK, practice drill for January, 2013: we pile the furniture in front of the doors and they’ll never be able to drag us out of here.”

16. “Future generations will look back on this moment and say, ‘that was when the couch began to be repositioned.'”

17. “On behalf of the American people, I bow to you, White House sofa…”

18. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

19. There. After November house Dems can sit here.

20. Now Michelle can tiptoe across the room without being seen.

21. This thing’s gotta be worth a hundred and twenty bucks! And shit, we can probably get at least a thousand for the rug. It’d look great in the Ground Zero Mosque.

22. Its a real pain having to move this thing five times a day

23. I clicked on Abraham Lincoln’s picture and three black slaves came out from under the couch!

24. You know I need the practice so I’ll be ready for Jan 20th 2015.

25. “Whoa the LAMP!
    “Hey we want to keep this, see if two guys can lift it.”

26. silent sam: not silent enough.

27. “You know I used to organize whole communites.”

28. Also with apologies to subversible…
    Hope there’s some change.

29. Try to lay down, I told you it could stay that way if you keep doin it..

30. Where’s the frickn remote? Glenn beck is on next.

31. Well that takes care of the stain Mr. President , but what about the SMELL!

32. C’mon, Jim. I’m sure we can find $10-trillion under the sofa cushions!

33. It’s the most bodacious waterslide brah, grab an end.

34. This is how I practice bowing.

35. It’s a real pain having to move this thing five times a day

    Winner.

36. Where is that damn birth certificate?

37. (Abe Lincoln from wall picture …)
    “Damn, what was I thinking?”

38. Where did I hide that agenda?

39. I’m bored! Want to play tag?

40. Now he is bowing to Chesterfields?!!
    At least he is not bowing to an Ottoman!
    Or did he do that already?

41. I shit you not, It’s a top secret deluxe fold out model – Willie had it made.

42. “Shhh with the sofa. This is the only “chair” Michelle feels comfortable sitting in.”

43. Yeah after I cleaned out the Treasury with TARP, Govt Motors, an all; I still had $50 dollars left and I found this used on Craigslist!
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

44. This is the most work I’ve done since I got here.

45. I hate playing musical couch with the President.

46. Laughing too hard to come up with anything. They are all winners. Everybody gets a Kate T-shirt.

47. ” Another inch or two should hide our disgressions”.

48. Mr. President, have no fear, this will be covered by don’t ask, don’t tell.

49. “Eight Hundred Billion in Stimulus, and all I get is a damn couch. WTF, someone go complain to Soros.”

50. Maybe if I can get the Feng Shui in here just right I can figure out how to sell this Cap and Trade thing.