The Beach Moaners is a test pilot in a grander scheme for the state run network. The Canadian Broadcaster plans to have a “Money Shot Mondays” line up that will feature programs like “Barely Legal Anne of Green Gables”, “Pinned On My Back” and “This Hour Has 22 Minutes of Shagging”.
I guess CTV should fight back with Corner Ass (woohoo, Lacey!) or Diccups!
Wow, proof there is someone from Saskatchewan, besides Kate, who has a sense of humour. Roflmao.
(Most Canadians saw former Premier Lorne Calvert as the poster boy for Saskatchewan, not a pretty image. Your current Premier Mr. Brad Wall(flower) doesn't get much air play.)
"I don’t expect any of you to comprehend the depth of despair. It is far too complex and enlightened for you. None of you – none! – can understand what I and my comrades felt when Team Canada peppered my brethren with 4 first period goals"
Perfect! They've captured the spirit of Michael beautifully!
"The Brief Resignation of Jack Layton" was even more hilarious!!! "Layton then handed his resignation to a fellow party member who promptly forgave him and gave him back the leadership of the party."
Waiting for him to do the honourable thing and resign...for real!!!!
I'm glad to see that Saskabush is back. Hmmm, I wonder if they are distantly related to Gwbush?
Joe Molnar, just keep saying to yourself over and over...Saskatoon pie,Saskatoon pie, Saskatoon pie. Oh, and the four that died...they got too homesick.
Reminds me of funny Saskatchewan related joke:
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A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January, are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight.
They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, etc..
An older couple standing nearby is intrigued by their manner of dress.
The wife says to the husband: "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from?"
He replies: "How would I know?"
She counters: "You could go and ask them."
He says: "I don't really care. You want to know, you go and ask them."
She decides to do just that and walks over to the couple and asks, "Excuse me. Looking at your dress, I wondered where you're from.."
The farmer replies: " Saskatoon , Saskatchewan ".
The woman returns to her husband who asks: "So, where are they from?"
She replies: "I don't know. They don't speak English"
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Well, that one is going in the bookmarks....
Ha!
Love it.
Pants pissingly hilarious!
I guess CTV should fight back with Corner Ass (woohoo, Lacey!) or Diccups!
After "waffergate" this is inbounds.
It just as likely is an accurate assessment.
Wow, proof there is someone from Saskatchewan, besides Kate, who has a sense of humour. Roflmao.
(Most Canadians saw former Premier Lorne Calvert as the poster boy for Saskatchewan, not a pretty image. Your current Premier Mr. Brad Wall(flower) doesn't get much air play.)
Canada's answer to The Onion!
More Please!!
I bought a dozen Saskatoon Berry Bushes from a Nursery in Saskatoon last April.
Four died from the shock of being transplanted to southern Ontario, a Cotton Tail ate one, seven are waiting for spring to grow into Saskabushes.
And now I am surprised to learn that Saskabushes is also a wellspring of satire on the internet as well as edible food.
Well worth bookmarking!
Satire...the wine of the thinking class! Oh, what a vintage this one is!
"I don’t expect any of you to comprehend the depth of despair. It is far too complex and enlightened for you. None of you – none! – can understand what I and my comrades felt when Team Canada peppered my brethren with 4 first period goals"
Perfect! They've captured the spirit of Michael beautifully!
The Tommy Humper Show
Oh, and andycanuck:
Lacey.....drool!
"The Brief Resignation of Jack Layton" was even more hilarious!!! "Layton then handed his resignation to a fellow party member who promptly forgave him and gave him back the leadership of the party."
Waiting for him to do the honourable thing and resign...for real!!!!
melwilde @12:31 - "Satire...the wine of the thinking class!"
I've never seen it as an either/or.
Nice.
I was actually waiting for the line "But no one noticed" (that there was porn being shown on 'that channel')
I'm glad to see that Saskabush is back. Hmmm, I wonder if they are distantly related to Gwbush?
Joe Molnar, just keep saying to yourself over and over...Saskatoon pie,Saskatoon pie, Saskatoon pie. Oh, and the four that died...they got too homesick.
The Tommy Humper Show
LOL.
And a different spin on Mr Dressup.
Reminds me of funny Saskatchewan related joke:
=========================================================
A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January, are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight.
They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, etc..
An older couple standing nearby is intrigued by their manner of dress.
The wife says to the husband: "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from?"
He replies: "How would I know?"
She counters: "You could go and ask them."
He says: "I don't really care. You want to know, you go and ask them."
She decides to do just that and walks over to the couple and asks, "Excuse me. Looking at your dress, I wondered where you're from.."
The farmer replies: " Saskatoon , Saskatchewan ".
The woman returns to her husband who asks: "So, where are they from?"
She replies: "I don't know. They don't speak English"
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Cheers! :)
Mr. Cross-Dressup. If THAT doesn't have CBC wrtten all over it, nothing does!
It's the young boy and his dog living in the treehouse that always creeped me out.
What AtlanticJim said. Love it.
PRICELESS
Hahaha, nothin like Saskabush humour. And I oughtta know....
They were around a while ago, and disappeared. Great headlines - like "Training Camp Opens, Riders Eliminated from Playoffs"