Higher, Faster, I KEEL YOU!

Ha ha!

Priceless.

Yet another example, a failed one, of the Islamic world trying to run in parallel to the rest of the world.

Seperate Calander, seperate time...the supremicists dont want to join the world, they want the rest of the world to come to them, on knees if necessary.

we can only be thankful that they cant agree amonsgst themsleves. You can only imagine that the islamic world will be united by force at some point, as that is the only way it will work. The problem is tht uniter wont stop there. Fortunatley, there doesnt seem to be one available yet.

Of course this reminds me of Jeff Dunham and Achmed.

http://tinyurl.com/27lh99

That's too bad. I was looking forward to the openning ceremonies. I heard they planned to hang some queers, and flog some immoral women.

The only people muslims hate more than infidels are other muslims.

Let's get this started. What games would they have in the Muslimpics?
- Buzkashi
- Skyjacking
- IED emplacement

Can you imagine what would happen to the women's hockey team, if they were caught drinking, and acting sleazy? Oh yeah, I forgot, there won't be any women in the muzzie olympics.

Actually women will be there- as targets in the 2kg stone throw...

Oh well, they'll still have Israeli Apartheid Week.

There is a joke circulating that Islamist atheletes at the Olympic games have this to inspire them to do well: If you win a gold medal, you get to live and come home. If you win a silver medal, you get to live. If you win a bronze medal, you get to come home.

How do they run wearing sheets and sandals?

So we'll never find out who wins the 100m "Oh crap, Abdullah pulled hooked the wires up wrong" IED Bomber race.

Too bad . . . the "fireworks" at those games would be a very human level affair.

Oh! The partying in the Athletes Village!! No music, no dancing, no women, no booze, no women, no condoms...no women

I was so looking forward to the stoning of women compitition. Poor lads won't be able to publicly display their bomb making talents let alone their suicide vests' compitition, oh well we still have the Taliban and all their cowardly talents.

2010 Muslympic Itinerary:

Stoning: 10 Metre; 25 Metre; 50 Metre.
Beheading: Cutlass; Scimitar; Machette.
Goatriding: Downhill; Slalom; Freestyle.
'Predator' Fielding: G= Bullseye; S= Arm and a Leg; B= Broken Pinkie.
Suicide Bombing: G= Bin Laden; S= Mullahs; B= Family.

See it all on al jazeera live!!

Guest commentary by Peter Manhole, Neil MacDonald, Giggles and Boob Fyfe.

I'm disappointed, I was looking forward to growing an Olympic beard.

"Oh! The partying in the Athletes Village!! No music, no dancing, no women, no booze, no women, no condoms...no women"

Pity the sheep

Hmmmm.

The Iranians move their "uranium stockpile" out into the open providing a rather tempting target.
Now the Muslim world will stay away from Iran in April.
Maybe they know something that we should know.

DaWG
A resident of America's Hat.©

Geez, NEW's name is getting longer and longer.

You gotta see this: new's real day job- translating traffic signs to 'English'?

http://keeningclub.blogspot.com/

get.hapy.life.by.stop.game.plan

Mohammud was a pedophile.

Good thing my keyboard was under my desktop during reading all of the above!!

Good thing my keyboard was under my desktop during reading all of the above!!
Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at March 1, 2010 4:56 PM

Heh, there have certainly been some humourous posts, haven't there? I personally enjoyed the 50m and 100m stoning events.

LOL

I hope the Persians are the first to throw of the islamic shackle. I would support them then. The Persians have a proud history long preceeding the Arab conquest. They must rise up and rediscover their civilization and birth-rite.

No pictures of the approved sportswear for their games? Some middle east religious authorities have problems with men coming into close contact while wearing immodest clothing that doesn't even cover arms and legs properly. Something about giving rise to "impure thoughts" or something.

In the early days in post Taliban Afghanistan some of the hand picked Green Beret bodyguards for CIA big shots were also long time body builders with full beards who dressed like the locals. One video clip showed an immobile CIA SUV with a wheel hung up over an open sewer surrounded by increasingly unfriendly locals when a younger version or two of Ahrnoold suddenly appeared stripped to the waist and quickly freed the vehicle in front of the aghast scrawny onlookers. It was a perfect example of how to shock a mob into immobility and get the job done. The army fuddy-duddies in Washington blew their stacks at the "Terry and the pirates" lack of formality and ordered lose the beards and funny clothes and get back into sunglasses, blazers and slacks. Total lack of understanding how effective unconventional tactics can resolve very serious problems before the air is filled with bullets.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Hyperbole/Unlympics:UnNews:Saudia_Arabia_to_boycott_Olympics,_hold_Muslympics_instead

Fred; "Pity the sheep"

Hey, they're really only after the goat meddle...