Y2Kyoto: Knock Knock

Kate, you're forgetting that iguanas are ugly. Polar bears are cute.

So if I am walking under an orange tree in Florida and get clubbed in the head by a falling frozen iguana can I sue Al Gore for turning down the global thermostat?

pro-freedom anti castro website from south florida...

http://babalublog.com/2010/01/whistling-baby-whistling/

I guess the snowbirds are going to have to start heading south from Florida in search of warmer climes. It's bad enough to be hit by an Iguana, a frozen Iguana packs a far greater wallop.

Next stop: the land of frozen, falling Jaguars.

That would have been rather freaky, having all those dormant lizards waking up in the back of the car and come screaming over the seats and clawing at his back. Amazing he was able to keep the car on the road.
Would probably be like somebody throwing a hibernating grizzly into the back of a vehicle and it waking up. They don't like to have their postal code changed without their permission either.

A few years ago one cold morning(around -15C), I headed into town with a friend of from his acreage.

We took his truck(flat deck) which was kept in the heated shop and we had to make a stop at the card lock gas station. A guy pulled up on the other side of the pumps and a couple minutes later he mentioned that something caught a ride with us. We looked on the deck and saw the back end of his pet iguana. My friend kept it in the shop so it could climb around.

It took a few minutes for it to start moving again after laying it on top of the dash board beside the vent.

Lucky guy lived for 4 more years.

Raining iguanas "thats goina leave a mark"!!!!!!!

So when do the snakes start dropping??

Yeh I know it's just weather but can Hell freezing over be far behind? (Ok they're not pigs and it's not quite "flying" but close enough...)

".... there was a temperature of 3 degrees in Beijing, a reading of minus-42 in mainland Norway, and 18 inches of snow in parts of Britain, where a member of Parliament who said the snow "clearly indicates a cooling trend" was jeered by colleagues."
The religion of AGW can survive any blasphemy, they are gonna burn this guy as a witch.

Iguana gueesh you a Merry Chreestmas/ Iguana gueesh you a Merry Chreestmas/Iguana gueesh you a Merry Chreestmas....

(an older version)

This just proves "climate change" is REAL!!!! and something must be done.

In other "weather is not climate" news....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100107/ap_on_sc/sci_big_chill

I see Global Warming is in full swing this winter.

Sylvanguy:
Do you have a link to that story concerning the British MP?

I say put them on a stick and serve them as frozen treats to the polar bears.

Free eats, no limit!

Meanwhile over at the centre of enlightenment or more commonly called the Toronto Star, they are pushing stories about Canada's arctic ice shrinking.
As for frozen iguanas, I'm just glad that seniors don't climb trees.

Here's the Global Sea Ice graph for 1979 to present

http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/global.daily.ice.area.withtrend.jpg

Put a ruler across the graph and the 1979 total is the same as 2009.

That's some bad ice loss there Toronto Star. Facts seem to confuse liberals, socialists and ecofascisti.

AGW: Horsing around.
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"Global Warming Hits British Horse Racing

LEOPARDSTOWN FROZEN OUT
Sunday's meeting at Leopardstown, featuring the MCR Hurdle, has been cancelled. (More)

SNOW-GO AT TAUNTON
Monday's fixture at Taunton has become the latest meeting to have fallen by the wayside. (More)

AYR GROUNDED BY HEAVY FROST
Officials at Ayr have been left with no option but to call off Monday's meeting. (More)

SNOW JOKE FOR RACING
Wayne Hutchinson joins the rest of the racing world by longing for the big thaw. (More)"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2422996/posts

Tax cuts now! Save the Iguana.

Shaken, MMMmmmm Iguanacicles

New lexicon entries...

Woke me up like a whack in the head with a srozen iguana.

Then it hit me like a cold stiff lizard.

Active as a Florida Iguana in the winter.

Useless as a Iguana in a Cold Snap.

Hit the ground like a frozen Iguana.

and the recent outbreak of global warming in the UK has caused the most serious problem yet -->

Man U has had to cancel a football match.

Now that is a serious global warming problem.

The forecast for Miami - cloudy with a chance of iguanas.

Wasn't Florida supposed to be under water by now? Maybe the ice dams are keeping the ocean waters from rising too much and covering Disneyworld.

If you recall a few years past....Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer toured Green land in Jult and returned declaring.....Global Warming is real....Greenland is melting....the idiots didn't find GW...they found SUMMER.
Currently a media thoroughly indoctrinated with nonsense....has discovered WINTER.
Basically nothing to see here.
Years past lady lake Florida was surrounded by orange groves.....then the climate cooled and now oranges end 100 miles south....as of 10 years past.....this current anomoly will just push oranges further south.

Chuck's stuck? How royally "romantic".
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"Britain’s going snowhere

The Arctic weather has also reportedly left Prince Charles and and his wife Camilla "snowed in" at their romantic Scottish Highlands retreat next to Balmoral, 40 miles west of Aberdeen.

It is believed they are having to rely on emergency supplies from a nearby village.

There was further mayhem on the A3, the main trunk road from London to Portsmouth which runs through Surrey and Hampshire, today.

Nearly a THOUSAND drivers were stuck as snow brought the road to a standstill, causing ten-mile tailbacks on Wednesday.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2423107/posts

AGW: The Crutch Bomber vs the "Arctic ice caps".
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"David Emerton, an accident and emergency consultant, told the Hartlepool Mail "This latest spell of bad weather has made it difficult for us to keep up with demand. It would be very helpful if people could just have a look around the house and hand any unwanted crutches or walking sticks in."

"Paul Simons, The Times weatherman, says the icy conditions could become more prevalent if global warming continues to melt the Arctic ice caps."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6978849.ece

rabbit, that's topically funny! Should it just be "Iguana hard hat?", without the "need"?

Snow is forecast for Florida this weekend by Accuweather:
http://www.accuweather.com/news-story.asp?article=6

Abnormally cold weather is not climate change

- and climatetard cultism is not ativism.

From the British Bullshipping Corpulation.
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"Chief defends Met Office record

John Hirst, head of the Met Office, defends the record of the weathermen after they predicted a mild winter.

Andrew Neil asked him to justify his salary which is higher than the prime minister's."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/8443687.stm

Like I said Fred, if it has to be canceled due to poor weather conditions: IT'S NOT FOOTBALL!

TimesUK: AGW Death Watch.

"Britain’s biggest freeze for decades"
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"Weather-related death toll rises to 22 as Britain braces for coldest night yet

The death toll from Britain’s biggest freeze for decades reached 22 today as the country prepared for its coldest night so far, bringing the promise of even more treacherous conditions.

Thousands of homes have been left without power, schools have closed and travellers have faced chaos as the weather hit roads, rail services and airports over the last two days. The disruption is estimated to have cost businesses around £700 million."

"Meanwhile, the shutdown of an offshore Norwegian gasfield pushed Britain's gas infrastructure into emergency mode, forcing the closure of industrial companies in the north of England in order to preserve supplies to homes, shops and offices."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/weather/article6979830.ece

Frozen iguanas dropping from trees? Somewhere, sometime, Douglas Adams is smiling.

I miss Marvin.