This Is My Brother Mohammed, And This Is My Other Brother Mohammed

Adds a new twist to the old line (until recently referencing the Three Stooges), "OK, which one of you is Mo?"

Nyk, nyk, nyk...

The one we really have to worry about is their cousin, Ally Akbar KaBoom.

It would be funnier if it wasn't the way it is.

However - I feel so much safer flying now that security people are doing pat-down searches on 60 year-old white females.

Especially when the ones doing the pat-downs are wearing symbols of strict adherence to Islam...but oh yes, pat down the white granny.

very ho-mo-genous group of names, i'd say

I love how the reporter states they were given "a total of more than 12 years", but the longest stay in jail will be "four years and nine months" and the shortest is less than two years. Wonderful way to make it look stricter than it is.

Nyk, nyk, nyk...
Nnyuck, Nnyuck, Nnyuck?

Steyn is Momophobic.

Well, it's obvious; they're Mo-bilizing!

Do you all have any idea how many young black babies have been named Barack?

Go to any ghetto in America in a few years and it will sound like everyone is making frog sounds.

If seeing patterns where none exist is a symptom of schizophrenia, what is not seeing patterns where they do exist a symptom of?

Kathryn - I'm sure most of us would agree that it's a symptom of either lack of common sense, or of stupidity.

But since we don't just live for the mo-ment, we can't properly appreciate such dead-ication.

what is not seeing patterns where they do exist a symptom of?

Myopia.

Mopia?

I once read a list of 10 things you'll never hear a woman say. It was hilarious, but not suitable for this site.

How about a list of 10 places you'll never see the name Mohammed?

dp:

1. List of least popular baby names

2. Guest list for Bar Mitzvah confirmation.

I am reminded of the Louis Jordan tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7jXpDaK58

Funny how a Danish cartoonist can be so vilified by the same Mohammeds who commit violence in his name. Allah u akhbar indeed!

3. A GOP candidate nomination form.

4) On my mailbox.

"3. A GOP candidate nomination form.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at January 31, 2010 2:43 PM "

4) Or the next Lieberal/NDP candidates.

What they failed their screen tests for "Little Mosque on the Prairie".
Who watches that show? Live to see the audience number.

A few years ago mohammed and it's variations became the most popular boy's name in England. Scary. It could never happen here in Islamada though,because our gov'ts list of popular boy's names does not list any mohammeds.I wonder if that is the PC crowd protecting us from another multi-cultural infection for which there is no cure,short of outright amputation.Mustn't offend the cancer's right to grow.

My, I've got mo on my mind

We have a very "Po-Mo" world.

And yes, that is funny and clever, at least to me!

Are the girls Mo-lasses?

France tried to raise the issue as early as 1996.

Still waiting for a Canadian movie raising similar concerns:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117351/

A little OT but this video made me think of of the 3 Canadian stooges; Mickie, Gullie and Jacko and the rodent media (mice) 'reporting' on PMSH playing the piano at Sussex Drive (where the Prime Minister's family houses homeless cats) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcGXhu6wjSY

Reminds me of the Airplane movie where the guy comes into the medical room and greets everyone with "Dr., Dr., Dr...

Only in this case it would be the defense lawyer coming into the interrogation room and greets everyone in the room...Mo,... Mo,... Mo,... Mo...

Abe Froman: "Do you all have any idea how many young black babies have been named Barack?"

In a Muslim neighbourhood in Toronto, there's a cafe called the Obama Cafe. I Mo-n't eat there.

Mo money!
Mo money!
Mo money!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jukQX2pl2Q

Never mind the pat downs, rumor has it that bombs will now be surgically implanted, with healed incisions to look like breast implants, appendic scars or other norman operations. All they will need is a syring with some boom stuff and off you go into the wild blue yonder. The bomber will have documentation that he/she is a diabetic and need to take insulin during a flight.

UN climate panel shamed by bogus rainforest claim From The Sunday Times, January 31, 2010.

A STARTLING report by the United Nations climate watchdog that global warming might wipe out 40% of the Amazon rainforest was based on an unsubstantiated claim by green campaigners who had little scientific expertise."

More toast, please?

I sorta like Sikh's...they hate muzzies....muzzies hate Sikh's...(apostates--heretics).
All Sikh's take the name Singh....in Canada it is allowed to be a surname---not in India. The Indian government is wise to them.
Photo-id is ineffective. 1 turban...1 beard and they all look alike. In the GTA, a "south-asian" was accused of "alleged" OHIP (Medicare) fraud....despite his patronage of different hospitals. It seems cross-referenced records indicated this fellow had had his apendix removed several times and his blood-type changed periodically.
Now EVERYBODY has to take a day off and get a photo-id OHIP card......
I don't mind...Sikh's hate muzzies and so far they have only blown up an Air India airplane....much lesser of two evils.....

Mohammed isn't the only Muslim name - There are Abdul, Abdullah and Abdullest... The last one is the suicide bomber.

You forgot AAACCCHHHmed

So a Mo Ho can have a gay Ol tyme!!

Mary T - Quit with that kind of talk - you are scaring the hell out of me! I guess its working - huh.

Hamid?

Don't mind me, occifer, I've been into the sauce and am hamid, tonight...

"Nyk, nyk, nyk..."
Hey, watch you're language.

Knew a teacher that moved to Abu Dhabi by the name of Nicholas. When he introduced himself to Arab boys (My name is Nick" they broke out snickering or into howls of laughter.
Apparently "Nick" is slang for something in Arabi. If you know what the F I'm refering to.

Cal you mean the burning bush 'nic, nic, nic' from Monty Python?