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Kate

Those were the days...when people put ridiculous survival suits (and then themselves) into their baggage rather than explosives.

Syncro

Was that Big Al in the suitcase?

I like it. It will go with my building escape parachute.

RFC

That's gonna leave a mark when you smack the side of the building.

Syncro

Better a smack off the side of the building than a splat at the bottom.

I like it ! On a related note,if you are ever really hungry and are near a pond ,lake,slough,or whatever that has a lot of ducks,this may help you. Throw a bunch of boxes in the water. Then slip into the water with a box on your head,remember to cut eyeholes,that is essential. You should be able to sneak up on the ducks(be weally weally quiet) and pull them down and snap their necks. Dinner,yahoo.

Better to not panic and do stupid sh!t like buying an executive parachute or don't work in tall buildings if you think it's that great of a threat.

No?

Syncro

Syncro..here in New Yawk every building is a threat.

Better to not panic and do stupid sh!t like buying an executive parachute or don't work in tall buildings if you think it's that great of a threat.

No?

Syncro

Posted by: syncrodox at January 15, 2010 11:59 PM

Okay.Who let the guy talking common sense in here?? On a Friday,of all days??
Oh...and great music Vi t.

a design from Alberta?

OMG

Reminds me of Mr. Canoehead.

RFC

Here in Calgary we don't allow the buildings to threaten us...or those who threaten our buildings.

Justthinkin

Blind squirrels and all that.

Syncro

That's funny...

dp: Eat Gunwale, fiend...

Nothing like suffocating in your own luggage.

Hopefully a smaller one than the one if you jumped without it. I wear a flotation device at sea and I sure as heck do not want to go in the water, but if I do, I want every chance there is.

If I worked that high up I'd have a chute, a steerable one and I'd learn how to use it. And I can imagine the chiding I'd take.."Whats the matter, afraid of dying?" and other silly comments.

I wonder whether it's possible to listen to the guy laughing in the background and not either crack up or at least start chuckling.

wallyj now you've gone and done it.

Wabbit Season:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1661954687975599938#

My son and would watch this and laugh our heads off. "No mo buwwets".

Gotta be a hoax... no duct tape, eh.

I don't know there are various ways to look at the parachute thingie. It is cheap, maybe not to the clerical but I would assume there were some fairly hefty company policies. On the down side if you were above the flames it would be a more painful death. I'd take the option of jumping with one over jumping without if the company provided them and the training.

Rob C

[....Better a smack off the side of the building than a splat at the bottom.]

Being retired from that irrational profession of jumping outa perfectly good airplanes....base jumping is bigtime hazardous . Weird air about tall buildings......A smack off the side of the building generally is followed by the splat at the bottom----your chute fouls/collapses and Newton's Law takes over.........

So sorry if I injected a bit of reality.....