Climategate: I Find That Hard To Believe

No? Would you believe an overweight meter maid with a dachshund?

The link to imdb doesn't work.

Kake - you have to lose the " on your 2nd link.

err - make that Kate

You people are relentless. (fixed, thanks)

Kate, You missed it by that much

What's wrong with calling in their National Domestic Extremism Team; is there any doubt that there are extremists involved in this situation?

It has also been reported that the D.O.A.S. (Department Of Adversarial Science) is not cooperation with the N.C.D.E. (National Coordinator of Domestic Extremism), but that the chairman of the C.W.A.G.A. (Can't We All Get Along) institute head was on his way down to East Anglia with some guitars and donuts.

Think, jobs and titles.

I never liked cops or Doberman pinschers anyway.

Time for Monty Python to revive the Spanish Inquisition.

glasnost - "is there any doubt that there are extremists involved in this situation?"

Come to think of it, not really. The "climate scientists" who worked there are rather extreme.

First, they came for the Vegans . . .

http://tinyurl.com/y945oo3

dirtman beat me to it. Given the content of the e-mails, the climate scientists are indeed extremists and need to be treated accordingly.

Mann's Mea Culpa: "a bounty on his head."

Mann admits his "hockey stick" was a hokey stick.

Mann: "earth science in general - is not expected to make the kinds of sharp predictions that chemists and physicists can make with repeated experiments. "

""It would be nice if we could do controlled experiments," Mann said. "But we have only one Earth."

"There is still much debate over how big a role human activity plays in the current warming trend, and how the future will be affected. Climate science - and earth science in general - is not expected to make the kinds of sharp predictions that chemists and physicists can make with repeated experiments. "It would be nice if we could do controlled experiments," Mann said. "But we have only one Earth."
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"Climate expert [Mann] in the eye of an integrity storm"

"a bounty on his head."

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20100109_Climate_expert_in_the_eye_of_an_integrity_storm.html?viewAll=y

We NEED Maxwell Smart! When he's finished with the East Anglia situation, he can lend his expertise in helping to remove the scourge of legions of undie-bombers.

Well I have to say folks, with the weather and all over there, the poor chaps are having a hard time gitting to work and all, and that is extreme!!!!

{quote]His introduction to global warming came in 1990, he said, at a Yale colloquium. The lecturer, Allan Bromley, then science adviser to President George H.W. Bush, was skeptical that burning fossil fuels had started changing Earth's climate.[/quote] Mann interview

It all leads back to the Bush folks...Mann had a bad dream that he was expected to question his own integrity... what a freak

Al Gore's Weather (AGW):

The "Life" and death of the "experts"; zapped, frozen, patchified.

All the "experts" can say is:

"The resulting weather across the whole of the northern hemisphere is “quite a long way from its normal patterns”, said Peter Inness, a lecturer in meteorology at Reading University."

The boomers' mythical Age of Aquarius is history.

Something big is happening; but, the "experts" are sorely perplexed.

"Some experts, including the Met Office, do not rule out a link to the Pacific current known as El Nino, but say the evidence is patchy."
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"Life in the deep freeze

More snow, freezing cold – it’s the toughest winter for decades. Why has it arrived? And how long will it last?

Never mind the failed putsch against Gordon Brown and England’s Test match heroics, the matter of the moment is the white stuff. We haven’t had snow all over the country like this for decades. What’s changed and why?

The first part — what’s changed — is relatively straightforward: a freezing draught has started coming in through the UK’s door from the North Pole and Siberia.

As Robin Thwaites of the Met Office describes it: “We have a large area of high pressure sitting over Greenland and Iceland and that is a block of cold air. Cold air is very dense and doesn’t like to budge very quickly, so that is acting as a barrier to the normal westerly flow of [milder] weather that we get off the Atlantic.”

The block has forced our typical weather south: our rain has instead been falling in Spain, which is having an unusually wet winter. “They’ve had the rain and instead we’ve had winds either from the Arctic or from Siberia via Scandinavia,” said Thwaites."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/weather/article6982249.ece

Mann says don't blame him, it was Al Gore who made the hockey stick - out of carbon dioxide.

Honor. Thieves. None.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20100109_Climate_expert_in_the_eye_of_an_integrity_storm.html?viewAll=y

]Mann points out that the hockey stick is not widely seen as a smoking gun implicating human activity in global warming. And it was not the giant graph used in Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth. That was a graph of the carbon dioxide component of our atmosphere - which also is rising sharply.]

Smart: Would you believe that at this very moment, this ship is surrounded by the Seventh Fleet?

Villain: I find that hard to believe.

Smart: Would you believe the Sixth Fleet?

Villain: I don't think so.

Smart: How about two cops in a rowboat?

I hope the police dogs don't freeze their nuts off, considering East Anglia's current weather.

A National Domestic Extremism Team is entirely appropriate. Extremists are simply not suited to household service.