Century XIII Quatrain 1
His time is up.
Ballots, debates, wild smoke,
Rage and fury throughout every province.
Tears, cries, never times so bitter.
Century XIII Quatrain 2
The czarist prince near the Lakeshore of Etobicoke
Will return in true patriot love.
Going beyond the thoughful ones will draw up a plan.
Rae, LeBlanc, Trudeau, a man in a mask. Others.
Century XIII Quatrain 3
Natural governors prevail:
The brown bag holds the secret.
Banquets offered by day,
Granaries plundered at night.
Century XIII Quatrain 4
The angry barbarian King will be driven west, vanquished.
The people tried by frost,
Women and youth weeping.
The cabinet remains a mystery.
Century XIII Quatrain 5
From the top of the Hill a voice heard,
Be gone, be gone all of you on both sides.
The anger will be appeased by the blood of the blue ones:
From Abbott to Zarac, necks burning in sun, expelled.
Century XIII Quatrain 6
The King and his court in the place of cunning tongue,
Within the temple facing the palace:
In the garden the Dukes of Charest and Dumont dagger tongue.
The scribes rejoice.
Century XIII Quatrain 7
True patriot will sound the trumpet.
Ten ships nearby will turn to drive it back.
Great war ends, the united ones to join in faith.
Through peace he will attain to the empire.
Century XIII Quatrain 8
Near the end of two centuries and eight, governed to its greatest detriment, plundered:
The barbarians may evade the executioner.
Consumed by vapours, great enemy of the entire human race: crazy shithouse rats.
Never were the people so wronged.
Century XIII Quatrain 9
The Gardens at Stanley and Halifax harbours will flood so high
That they will believe the Goracle reborn.
Into the colossal storms the Baird will flee,
Great white ones drowning enrage the people.
Century XIII Quatrain 10
For the war room one, walls will be converted from brick to marble.
Seven and fifty pacific years,
Joy to mortals, the aquaduct renewed,
Health, abundance of fruits, joy and mellifluous times.
Wow. That's some creepy black magic.
I mean, even a blind squirrel will stumble upon a nut once in a while. Zero of 10? If Warren actually was a squirrel, he'd justify the name of this blog.
Great chuckle for a quiet Sunday morning. Come on, WK - even a broken clock is right twice a day!
My favorite from the comments
Wow and I almost went to the scumbags site. Good thing I always check to make sure I dont. wornoutcantsell will never get a visit from me.
No, it's actually worth clicking on this time. Otherwise, my work will have gone to waste.
How to foretell the future: Take Wornout predictions, turn backwards, SHAZAM you get 10 out of ten right.
I wonder if Count Iggula even knows about this Interweb thing, much less blogs, much less that Wornout has one and writes retarded crap like this on it.
Wadda maroon. But I repeat myself.
Love liberal mindset and ideas. They want power but don't realize that it entails giving people freedom. A concept which they fail to grasp and is the best kept secret to winning the voters...(did I just open the barn door?)
Freedom is an oxymoron in the Liberal camp. They want to move and push people into what is good for them, (because they know best you know) whereas the Libertarian/conservative thrust is have a great life, just don't hurt yourself while you're out playing in the jungle.
Warren and Co. must stay up at night and not think of this...ever!!!!
WK's "predictions" have a distinct air of fantasy/escapism.
Kind of pathetic for a once great party, to pin their campaign on a strategy of "we're going to win because voters will finally realize that the Conservatives are bad and we're good."
You talked me into it Kate. I must admit he did make me laugh, what a fool.
I feel like I have to wash my mouse.
Seems to prove that Warren only employs one strategy.
The self-fufilling prophesy, say things the liberal peanut gallery wants to hear and hope that at least one comes true.
That or just fling enough sh*t and see what sticks.
Frankly it shows how pathetic he is.
He employs libel chill to silence his critics.
Jumps on whatever gravy train comes by, and when it starts to tank jumps in with the critics so he can retain some facade of legitimacy.
Warren is no different than the folks that work for TMZ other than those folks actually get paid for their services.
Which is the lead in for a comment I've made before about him....
Why does a Toronto lawyer need a part-time job to make ends meet?
mais ou sont les neiges d'antan ?
Wonderfully funny! Good job, Kate.
Remember folks, WK survived the recent Liberal insider purge. Probably due to excellent political insight like above.
Makes Iggy look even less capable of running a nation, if that was even possible...
Great poetry Kate! Yes I moused over and decided to check it out. He sure gives you ammo!
Whoops...odds are he'll take that the wrong way...
No...better use an another analogy:
he sure gives you fertilizer!
i blame myself...when i assisted doug collins in destroying ol' war's run for our n. van constituency back in the nineties i one day found myself within 4 feet of the sodden pasty faced mick while he was babbling bafflegab ten to the bar...
i had this impulse...this powerful impulse to leap on him and fasten myself to his throat....some inner drive to exsanguinate the demented opportunistic villain...
alas i never acted upon the driving pulsing need.
i blame myself.
Warren sez:
"because, as Michael Ignatieff clearly has shown them, communications discipline works".
Yes indeed..did Kinsella foresee the Coderre incident in his glass bawl?
"The Liberal Party of Canada will win the election, because we’ve got the most impressive leader: he’s super-smart, he’s accomplished, he’s decent, he has an extraordinary ability to bring people together."
So whats he been smokin???
Horny toad
You get what your pay for, WK is a volunteer?
My predictions for 2010 are already up. We should all put up predictions and compare this time next year.
Blueutech: More like a funny smoke filled glass bawl.
"The czarist prince near the Lakeshore of Etobicoke
Will return in true patriot love."
This one must give him wet dreams or tingles up his leg...
Best laugh I've had in a while! Still laughing...
It's hard to be as wrong as Kinsella was unless you're putting some real effort into it.
His prediction of an environmental catastrophe that will make everyone wish they'd listened to Al Gore was especially rich. Amazingly, the reverse was true: a catastrophe for the warmongering movement occurred in November that should make everyone wish they'd never listened to Al Gore.
Ya gotta admit, Warren is as accurate here as he always is. He hasn't lost a step. Warren is a lightweight dip.
Ego. It never fails to fail.
He makes me wonder what rock he has been living under that he could be so very wrong about reality.....
Great Job Kate - as always, you never fail to impress me!
Katsmeat says the liberals have a "super-smart leader".
The feather preening - spending more time in Ottawa - becoming more partisan - "I have a real job now for a while" - blech.
Hahaha, very good!
Warren, it must be tough to realize that the pinnacle of your political career was as the idiot coffee boy of a grubby Cape Bretton ward heeler who rose well obove his abilities. It must be tough to realize that the only place your name will be mentioned in Canadian political history is as a go between flunky to let the higher ups try to avoid the stench of Chuck Guite. It must be tough to realize you don't ever rate contempt. Pissant.
There he is, the pride of Calgary...
Is there anyone on earth with a bigger ego than Warren Kinsella?
As "a breathing [how dare I?]person . . . of conservative mindset", I’m altogether with you, tim in vermont. You write,
“My favorite from the comments
“Well thought and and brilliant! Of course, predicting Harper and crowd going down in flames is a no-brainer that any breathing person could predict, except if of conservative mindset.”
This drivel was penned by some useful idiot, who styles him/herself as rgl. Perhaps that stands for “rapidly
going loony”. . .
Memo to No-I'm-a-dum-ass in the bat (cat) cave if this is what passes for wisdom, wit/? in the Lieberano war room, somebodys meds need changin' please get some professional help.
"Is there anyone on earth with a bigger ego than Warren Kinsella?"
The Zero.....hands down.....
As a con,I can only pray that Kate's favorite whipping boy has Iggy's ear.
John Begley, I'm glad you didn't deprive us of the laughter at Warren's expense.
predictions like that set one up to look like a fool at some time in the future, and even the dumbest of lieberals will catch on, then you are toast
someone needs to put katsmeat in a brown paper bag and sent him off to utopia
"John Baird will wish he had listened to Al Gore. So will everyone." Kinsella
Even in Copenhagen they did not listen to him !
That poor man’s wife and kids. Why doesn’t he give up the political malarkey? He should be managing a stable of professional wrestlers for the WWF or who ever runs the circuit these days. Then it would all be with a nod and a wink and they could hold their heads up high.
Zero-for-ten prediction score. THAT ! has got to be a first. Even for imbeciles.
A year ago, I bet Kate filled wk's Dec 2008 "prediction" in her electronic calender. She knew it would be real useful fodder. But 'ten-for-ten' good ?!
His predictions sound like they were written by a sixth grader chewing on gummi bears and picking his nose.
Kickin' Ass @ zero percent, heh !
Can't believe he leaves that post up.
But, whatever, I know Kate has a screen shot - worth thousand$ during the next campaign.
Kate, that was hilarious.
WK's predictions: Definitely not good for what ails ya.
As for The Count's "[having] an extraordinary ability to bring people together. Yeah, right. As in all flapping their hands and asking, "Where the HELL is Iggy? Where is our super-smart, accomplished, decent leader when we need him?"
WK sure lives in a parallel universe WAAAAAAAY FAR AWAY.
Prediction No 11: The cat population in Ottawa will continue to decline as more Chinese restaurants open.
I'm sure he's more in touch with his feminine side therefore never wrong :)
This is the most hilarious yet spot on post I've ever read here. LOL!
aka Chretien's right hand man. Now it all makes sense:
"Jean, listen to Al. The world will end soon. The masses must drink the $Trillion dollar kool-aide to "save" themselves. I advise you to sign Kyoto.' (Which Jean-Boy did, even though he had not paid any attention to the scam previously)
I mean, even a blind squirrel will stumble upon a nut once in a while. Zero of 10? If Warren actually was a squirrel, he'd justify the name of this blog.
Small.
Dead.
Animals.
Hmmmm Librano occultism. Almost as creepy as the exceedingly myopic Librano world view