Y2Kyoto: As God Is My Witness, I Thought Polar Bears Could Fly

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

h/t R. Black


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The sickness of the people making these things leaves me speechless. Almost.
To use the obvious parallel and emotionality from 9/11 makes the purveyors of this commercial scum.

If you sign up they'll send you stickers to begin their direct action campaign. I really want them, quickly. I wonder if they'll send it by airmail...

Better call Thor Hyerdahl. Engine propelled trans-oceanic travel just went out of vogue.

Truly a disgusting video.

The only thing the left hates more than people travelling around in cars is people travelling around in planes.

Yeah but how much greenhouse gas is emitted by the decomposing carcasses of polar bears that fall from the sky? That's what I want to know.

And one other question. How much greenhouse gas is emitted flying the caracass of Fat Albert around the globe to preach doom?

i fix airplanes.....i love the smell of jet-A in the morning.

paul in calgary

How many delegates are flying to Copenhagen? This is more stupid than a PETA ad.

The CGI bear-fall is stupid enough but squashing a perfectly good old Caddy just to make it more real? Pathetic, little minds.

World-Government Moonies walking amongst us. A sick, vile cult trying to brainwash credulous people with bald disinformation.

They must be exposed.

hope that was shot in Bali!

can we make one like this with Gore & Suzuki dropping from the sky?

I thought it was global warming that was killing off the polar bear. Someone better alert Suzuki.

somebody call PETA quick

The message, of this example and other like propagit is this:

"Until you live in a small cold house, drive a tiny underpowered golf cart, take only the most necessary trips, have at most one child, and consume the smallest amount of locally grown food possible, you should feel really guilty".

These people are the eqivalent of your angry, purse lipped maiden aunt who spends her time condemning fun of all types.

They will become isolated and reviled for the same reason she is.

(the 9-11 theme is particularly contemptible and will win them no friends)

When they did it on WKRP, with turkeys, it was hilarious since you only got the audio of Les paraphrasing the Hindenburg disaster, and then his shocked return to the station.

Wallyj.... Global warming isn't killing them . It is that sudden stop that is screwing them up.

HAHAHAHA ... their website is called plainstupid dot com.............. HAR!

Actually I would encourage this sort of tripe. The average person simply rolls their eyes at the outrageousness of this sort of propaganda and is turned off. Only the cool-aid drinkers would view these as effective and opinion changing.

It's amazing what 79 billion will buy.

Meh. A load of bunkum.

A polar bear falling at terminal velocity (ca. 55 m/s) would strike with an impact energy of more than 1,200,000 joules. That's the same energy as a transport truck travelling at 160 kph.

The damned things would splatter like a balloon full of guts. There would be fur, intestines, and partially-digested seal carcasses everywhere.

What a cop-out. If you're gonna spend 79 billion of my tax dollars on eco-tard propaganda, at least get a decent director and effects guy. For that kind of money the Plane Stupid folks could've got Skywalker Studios and David "squeeze'em for the last drop of blood" Cronenberg.

It's raining Mann.

I know several enviro-green fruitcakes and they are always driving or flying, when you can get them to sit still long enough they preach.

And I guess those Chinese cloud-seeding experiments were a little too successful.

Actually I watched this a few times and the message I came away with was one of perhaps criticism towards the AWG moonbats.
The message to me was plainly that "Hey...you guys are hypocrites for pointing the finger at average joe citizen when you in fact constantly use airtravel,(read that AL Gorebbles and David Fluffflakie et al.)

I suppose on second take it could be an MB(moonbat)...the world is going to disolve & die tomorrow by CO2 video... but I digress.

These F*****G idiots won't be happy until we're all running around naked in the snow. Even then they'll find something to complain about. I swear to God that if anyone of these environazis crosses my path I'll kick them in the teeth.I've had it.

More importantly, according to the overpass thingy, I can maybe rent a car for 20 bucks. That'd be great - I can pollute on somebody else's dime! (well, it could be a night with Al Gore, currently being heavily discounted, or its the going rate for a Climate Research Unit director these days...)

OK. Fine then.

Why not a "planesjihad.com" commercial to make folks aware about how Islamic terrorists might use planes to attack buildings in our cities?

Then they could show innocent people falling to their the deaths from the sky.

Oh, wait. That really happened.

I thought they left was selling us on that polar bears were an endangered species. How can they just waste them in a stupid video clip.

Does Fat Al know about this slaughter?

That was such an awesome advertisement... screw polar bears!

What this?
Shopping gone wild hollyweird style? It's Raining Polar Bears?

Oh wow I'm in,
one condition,
if they could please,
and yeah I'll accept those bumper stickers and stuff,
- just drop one of those (with a parachute, I'm sure that'll avoid the messy part) in our back yard that'd be just great!!!
( ps, avoid the little mound by the house it's the septic bed...) :)
Thanks!
ps2
Can you make sure it's dead first k? thanks.

{Well if they're just gonna waste them, I have a great long term use in mind so really I'm being eco friendly by recycling.}
/

Seriously though, couldn't even continue watching this garbage and bailed after a few seconds.


un-bearable...

reprehensible beyond description.

this is one of the most repugnant and offensive video clips I have ever seen anywhere regardless of 'context' or 'objective'.

this is what they are parroting:
http://www.charonboat.com/2007/08/wtc_jumpers.wmv

a very sad day then and sad commentary now what some people think is appropriate.

Demonstrates what really is in the little demented AGW Hippie's mind.

- The sky is falling.
- They don't give a damn about the 9/11 victims.
- Yeah Islam, the west had it coming.
- To hell with jets, can't thumb a ride anyways.
- Use a polar bear, crush a Caddy.
- Man is bad.
- Civilization must be turned back to pre-industrial revolution.

Producer's disclaimer:
No actual polar bears were killed in the production of this propagit.
Certain thoroughly discredited climate "scientists" were on their way home from various extravagant overseas boondoggles, er, conferences - to lick their intellectual wounds - so we thought: "Their careers are dead anyway; why not dress them up and let them make a real impact!"

That was cool! Who knew polar bears were so impervious to such high velocity impacts?

My impressions as they occurred....
Lizzy May now organizes Churchill's Polar Bear relocation programme.
The nutbars reacting to the Hadley e-mails leak.
CGI has come a long way....
The crazies definitely have way too much financing.
The moonbats didn't think this through---message wise....
CGI is only partly realistic---but then the carcasses had to be recognizable....

Quite a bit of work put into trying to inflict guilt on us with that ad, but it just made me laugh and for some strange reason, crave a Coca-Cola beverage...

How cool would it be if we invented Jets that ran on polar bears with no CO2 exhaust would they let us breed them for fuel?

I have a plan for a Bunny Reactor somewhere in my computer, and now the whole rabbit penis thing is fixed up ...sounds like its funding time!

Renewable Rabbit Resource, consumes CO2, infinite supply of bunnies, side business in mittens, handcuffs, rabbits feet, hats and coat liners... its a new type of Breeder Reactor.

Snort. Funny as hell.

Now, I;d pay to have a remake of politicians, activists & do-"gooders" falling to ground, on the condition of no special effects allowed.

I laugh at stupidity on a daily basis, not all stupidity, but some everyday. I see a lot of it. Usually it comes to me, but sometimes I have to search it out for myself... I enjoyed this one. I liked how the producers made certain that Susan landed in the middle of that cadillac for greater effect, although a direct hit on a fire hydrant is always good use of cinematic flair.
thanks Kate

This whole discussion has made me realize how what I used to relegate to the category of "wingnut" has infiltrated the rational world. When I think of the resources the world has invested in climate change propaganda (research?)--resources that might actually have been devoted to achieving something useful like...yes, developing more energy efficient homes, better medical treatments, cleaning up of environmental messes, even just planting a few trees here and there, I want to weep. They try to persuade us that living in destitution is the moral choice--one that would make it possible for billions of other people to live in equal misery. What a world! It became illegal to pitch ads at kids that made smoking attractive or made them badger their parents for certain toys. Why isn't it illegal to produce such emotional, heart wringing garbage?

40 years in the future, in the midst of the Great Al Gore Minimum, when millions have died due to massive global cooling, some kid will ask his/her parent:

"What did you do to prepare us for all this Dad?"

"Oh I made ridiculous adgitprop for the fools who believed in Global Warming"

does this mean all the eco-nazis will be walking to Copenhagen?

These environmental groups are a violent bunch. I'm glad few of them wear firearms.

Oh so funny, almost as good as watching humans hurl themselves from the 9/11 towers. Which was bad enough watching it live on TV, when it happened...but that was a conspiracy!!

SICK BASTARDS...

Hey ah Satan, we can cosmetically tone down those horns.

Just a little clip and some halo polish...voila right as raining polar bears!

This is just as demented as the nutcases who had all the airplanes flying into tall buildings ad, or this one from Greenpeace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZreEBnqlZlk

Greenpeace - Nuclear Power VS Plane

Cheers


Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North"

Great...

The pathetic teachers at my kids' elementary school will be showing this to their classes soon.

Now that Climate Change has been debunked what's the Green's platform going to consist of?

Now that Climate Change has been debunked what's the Green's platform going to consist of?
Posted by: Rose at November 21, 2009 7:11 PM

Well I would vote for them if they promised to shut Bucky the Beaver up.

I hate these eco-twits, but do not revile my angry purse-lipped maiden aunt. To each his own, I always say.

Obviously, those polar bears ran out of Coca-Cola, and are committing mass suicide due to caffeine withdrawal. Quick! Someone notify Atlanta.

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