Where Have All The Heroes Gone?

Well, apparently, his Slap Chop really works.

http://www.jennyreviews.com/as-seen-on-tv/slap-chop/

As for her biting his tongue, she was probably just trying to get him to shut-up.

HEY. Maybe Billy May's OXY whatever can get those ugly blood spots off his face!!! That's what you get for a cheap lay in South Beach.Or did he want a 2 fer 1 deal,with only extra shipping?

Did the OxyClean guy set him up?

Wow, thats sweet! I haven't been this chuffed since that dude from the old dell commercials got popped.

I'm aghast. Next thing you're going to expose is that W Brimley doesn't like oatmeal. How doth the heroes fall.

I hear those Sham-Wows™ soak up 12 times their own weight in scandal.

I wanna know if those Shammy-thingys are good at fixing up the wet spot?

Is this post really worth anybody's time? Is this a symbol of what is to come when the MSM gives way to blogs such as this one.

Keep it informative and intelligent, instead of sticking to lowest common denominator and "human interest" stories that are neither unique nor worthy of attention.

There are more immportant things going on. I still cant understand what the purpose behind this post was. Is Kate trying to compete with street rags and tabloids?

Uh-oh, an unemployed editor needs a hug

What's a matter? Cat got your tongue?

He's an amazing salesman, nonetheless. "You know the Germans always make good stuff!"

Somehow I can take this news about him because he never tried to be anything but himself. But Hugh Grant portraying a nice guy just doesn't wash any more!

Good point sylvain.

I should probably change the font of "small dead animals" across the masthead to EnglishTowne-Normal

Yeah well....probably necessary filler to make up for the crashing non-success of earth-hour....

Actually Bill Clinton only once inspired my sympathy........when he was outed for----gasp----getting a BJ from an airhead groupy----gasp----

I wonder if Shamwow is good for soaking up blood from a bleeding tongue.

Yes I know it's bad taste, but some things are too good to pass up.

Very moving photos.

I didn't see any looting ... just neighbours helping neighbours -- and total strangers.

He looks like a carny who travels from hamlet to hamlet hucking his yowzer wares. What genius hired this guy in the first place?

This is a wicked & peverse generation. No morals , ethics, or even compassion. Let alone empathy for others except as an exercise ideological conversion to lawlessness. The schools run by the unjust of deciet, have done their work well.
They wanted a new world, all they will get is the nightmare of perpetual violence of the old.
There are spiritual laws. Act like an animal become one.
JMO

In the 19th century, Vince Shlomi would have been one of those traveling patent medicine salesmen. Or maybe a traveling circus barker. He must be making good money selling ShamWows, if he can spend $1,000 for a SlutWow. :-)

Re 1:24 post: Wrong thread. Vince Shlomi and Sasha Harris, "neighbours helping neighbours"?

I don't think so.

"Re 1:24 post: Wrong thread. Vince Shlomi and Sasha Harris, "neighbours helping neighbours"?

I don't think so.
Posted by: batb at March 29, 2009 3:00 PM "

Phew. Thanks for clearing that up,batb. I thought my very recent move from AB to Morontario had REALLY screwed up my mind...heh.

What if they used shamwow's for the dikes of the Red River? Wonder how fast they can manufacture that many?

If he paid her a grand and the police said she had $930, what did he sell her that she got so mad?

actually those shamwows are darn fine. take them camping or especially backpacking , they take up alot of water for little weight.

this was considered the most effective infomercial of all time.

they are made in germany, ask them , they vil tell you ze ist gut ,ja.

I always knew he was as creepy as he looked.

I bet you his sales numbers go up because of this. Ew.

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

I have a feeling she only got the yellow Sham Wow's and not those nice purple ones that usually come in your bundle.

I mean, for $70 you SHOULD get the purple ones!

Enjoy, people! Life in a pornocracy - a polity ruled by whores and players.

Here's one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYscnFpEyA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fatlasshrugs2000%2Etypepad%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

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Posted by: Speedy at March 29, 2009 4:07 PM

If he paid her a grand and the police said she had $930, what did he sell her that she got so mad?

Simple, Speedy. The plucking Slap Chop thingy didnt come with god damn batteries as advertised. Quite understandale that the lady responded the way she did!!! But an aside if I may - Now I'm really curious - what the puck really happened to the 40 bucks?

Wow - what a sham.

Sylavain @ 11:35 said:
"Is this post really worth anybody's time?"

Like he says in the commercial "This really sells itself."