Tony Blair's Britain

Of course, this will also require a "doggie DNA registry" to enable tracking the offending scat; has this dimwit stopped to realize that the cost of doing any of this would quickly overwhelm the cost of simply hiring a guy with a bucket and a shovel?

A "doggie DNA registry"?

It'll only cost $2,000,000. Honest! ;-)

Um...Britain?

I get the circuitous process of the logic here, but to someone unaware it's a running joke, it's just going to look like you didn't RTFA.

Speechless.

dont tell Bronco Dave Bronconnier or he will have an automatic DNA tester on the sewage plant and start to charge back on everything floating by.

Oh my, and it's coming from a Conservative MP? If any Conservative MPs in this country propose a similar measure, I'm going to flip!

What's next?
A mandatory colostomy on all dogs so its conveniently prebagged and ready to dump.

The world is flippin' nuts so this asshat's idea of a reality sol'n doesn't surprise me in the least.

Last word on this tho'...people should clean up after their dogs... its a sh*tty mess out there on those urban streets.

My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Awful!

From the comments:The problem is allowing people to keep pets in any city. Tell those sick neurotics who feel they need to live with cats, dogs, birds or whatever to move to the country and stay out of the cities with their damned pets. I say a hefty fine and hard prison time for anyone who keeps a pet in a city."

Time to put a huge wall around Canada and never never let any of these types of folks into our still almost free country.

Idiots/slaves/enslavers.

In response to Phil -- this is a German conservative; a totally different beast in comparison to the N. American ones.

They already have those little DNA home test kits being sold here -- helps you determine just exactly what went into the making of your mutt. Some people are doing it to be able to say their Heinz 57 has some parentage (I guess just being a good doggy doesn't count for much anymore) -- but woe and betide those who find out poochie has some verboten breed in hte pedigree cocktail, like Pit!

That is a really shitty idea.
I say pile it higher and deeper!

At least cats bury their scat.

Cheers

Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group "True North"

"Um...Britain?

I get the circuitous process of the logic here, but to someone unaware it's a running joke, it's just going to look like you didn't RTFA."

Lol, my thoughts exactly.

Brought to you by the same guys who want to put a GPS in your car so they can tax you by the mile. Oh, and just coincidentally know every damn place your car has been with one download.

No, I'm not kidding. Wish I was.

I sense a continuity of thought and purpose with the now defunct East German Stasi, the secret police. They had a -smell- database. Saw it on Discovery Channel.

Any "person of interest" had their domicile covertly tossed and among the things taken was a sample of the person's smell. They'd expose a cloth to things the person used, wore or sat on, then put it in a jar and save it for later. For use with bloodhounds in case the person ever needed tracking. When the Berlin Wall came down there was a whole building stuffed with little jars with cloth inside and people's names on them.

The smell database is no more insane that a dog DNA database to catch pooper non-scoopers.

Socialist, communist, fascist, Canadian, German, British or American, all bureaucrats are basically the same. Evil. The more money they have, the more evil they get to do.

Tax cut now please.

now that the economic mess is cleaned

lets worry about dog chit

That shouldn't to hard, how many MP's are there?

"to someone unaware it's a running joke, it's just going to look like you didn't RTFA."

That's not a bug. It's a feature.

Well, played, andycanuck. Well played.

Next thing ya know, a Canadian Liberal will demand puffin poopies be tested and the DNA results stowed along with them...

It seems that Dog Doo DNA Testing (DDDT) already exists on the Isle of Mann, which is not officially part of the UK, but a close relation nevertheless.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/205/205765_dna_trap_for_dirty_doggies.html

How long before people go mad having these social Pharisees control every jot & tattle of their lives? It will only be a matter of time before it explodes in caged fury. Ask any guard who has worked in a prison. What do you expect though!!! When giving up a birthright of freedom for the shaky, security of political bondage by the welfare State. Can anyone honestly say such people don’t deserve to be treated like children or slaves? These folks are marching like zombies towards a soul crushing, de-humanizing system that will eat them up. Both physically & spiritually. Envy given long enough, transmutes into psychotic derangement.
Anyone looked at Drudge or Barque lately?
JMO

Sounds like a good way to get back at your neighbour with the noisy dog.

Sneak into their back yard, scoop some poop, distribute it around town, and hit them in the wallet! If that were to happen, then anyone who owns a dog would be able to claim "stolen for mischief" circumstances and get out of the ticket. And there's your loop!

For the same reason a photo radar ticket can't give you demerits, because our photo system can't prove you were the one driving the vehicle. How are they going to prove your dog actually shat on the side walk without a photo?

Maybe this is a good sign. When the Germans get extra control-freaky and all obsessed with DNA they can also get aggressive. I'd hate to see Europe flattened again (well..), but if these dog-poo obsessives keep trying to expand the EU it might bring something out in Cameron; he could be the next Churchill. Wouldn't that be nice?

I guess the distinguished MP should submit his own DNA first then if he wants dog poo tracked...

How are they going to prove your dog actually shat on the side walk without a photo?

Posted by: theredsuit at 5:16 PM

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I'v let Warren K and his camera out of the toilet

"Next thing ya know, a Canadian Liberal will demand puffin poopies be tested and the DNA results stowed along with them...

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at March 2, 2009 3:17 PM "

CS.....I would love to see them stowed too.When's the next tramp freighter leaving Saint John for Somolia??