Animal Husbandry

Remember, if an IQ of 100 is the median, that means half the population is below it...

A modicum of intelligence and knowledge is clearly not required for the position. Also I note that animal husbandry is a term that has escaped the revision of the radical feminists.

to paraphrase a great lefty intellect

" I did not marry THAT cow " :-))))))

As opposed to animal wifery?

All this talk about husbands and wives just brought back to memory Churchill's infamous quote to a certain left leaning Hitler fan pre WWII.

"As opposed to animal wifery?
Posted by: The Phantom at March 17, 2009 2:24 PM "

Hmmm . . . .different religion I think

This is what happens when people vote for party rather than for substance and character.

You think Barney Frank could win a real election?

The name escapes me, but years ago I read about a US politician who informed the electorate that his opponent matriculated at university and had a thespian sister.

The Socialists have been educated in the basic fundamentals of Australia. High rubber boots & good Sheep are an Aussie's right to die for!

George Soros's claim to fame!

Forest mensuration classes should scare the lefty livestock.

Reminds me of a true story that occurred in rural Ontario in the late 1800's.
A Farmer was accused of bestiality, as it was alleged he tried to have intercourse with one of his dairy cows. He claimed that there was no penetration as the cow kicked the stool out from under him before he could enter her. One of the Jurors blurted out " They'll do that every time".
The farmer was acquitted.

Did anyone else notice how appropriately the Democrat senator in the story was named: "Larcenia". When I saw that I started to think the whole article was a hoax. But maybe her mom just wanted to make sure she grew up to be a good DemocRat.

where's gene wilder when you need him.

Gord

"where's gene wilder when you need him."

I think this thread is about domesticated:-))))

A farmer was touring a friend of his around his farmstead.
He pointed out a spot under a tree and said "That is where I got laid for the first time"
"Oh?" said the friend with interest.
"And just over there was where her mother stood." said the farmer.
"Her mother! What did she say?" blurted the friend.
To which the farmer replied "Baaaah"

Just another 'Black Hog Down' incident...

Somewhere, somehow, there is a joke here to do with a diploma from the Sheepshewanna School of Animal Husbandry, but I can't quite puzzle one out.

She wouldn't by chance be related to Hedy Fry?

If I had a daughter, I would name her Larcenia. If I had twins, her sister would be Kleptonia.

An old joke, but I still like it:

What are the three lies most often told in the South?

1 - That's just water in the jug.

2 - Sure, my sister is a virgin.

3 - Honestly, I was just helping that pig over the fence.

Stern.

In May 2004 Rush's third wife, Marta, grew tired of never
having sex with her allegedly closeted homosexual of a
husband, and so asked for a divorce. Limbaugh complied after his
desperate wife agreed to never reveal the true nature of Rush's
sexual perversion.

Political commentator, radio host, college drop-out, alleged
closet homosexual, and, as recently revealed, synthetic heroin
drug addict, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is probably the best
known neocon personality in American radio.

Born in Cape Girardeau, MO, in 1951, Limbaugh spent many of
his formative years pursuing a career in radio.

After using his pilonidal cyst - a congenital birth defect - to
avoid military service in the Vietnam War, Limbaugh briefly
worked for radio stations in Pittsburgh, PA and Kansas City,
MO. Fired from both jobs, he worked as a wiener salesman for
the KC Royals baseball franchise, eventually slithering back into
the radio business.

In 1971 Limbaugh attended Southeastern Missouri University,
where, according to reports, he had a brief but heated affair
with Elliot Sanders. So gay is Limbaugh, guarantees Sanders,
that, "none of his marriages was ever consummated."

Many of Limbaugh's fans staunchly deny the man's alleged
homosexuality, and Limbaugh himself says the rumors are
politically motivated lies. However, one is forced to doubt
Limbaugh, who has a history of denying and balking at rumors
that are later revealed to be true. His pilonidal cyst, his
pseudonymous career in Pittsburgh radio, and his addiction to
Oxycontin are all facts which Limbaugh initially denied or
concealed.

By God, you have to love those leftoid trolls. If you say something about homosexuality and you are conservative then you are a homophobe. Now, if you are conservative and gay then presto! the leftoids will announce that item and condemn you for it.

Sexual orientation to me is on a par with religion: As long as you don't preach to me or try to convert me, I don't mind.

If you want to understand what "harumph" is doing, you need go no farther than the novel 1984, which was a commentary on Marxist political techniques, among other things. Here is a passage. The "Hate" refers to Two Minute Hates that all citizens were required to participate in because the increased loyalty.

"The Hate continued exactly as before, except that the target had been changed. The thing that impressed Winston in looking was that the speaker had switched from one line to the other actually in mid-sentence, not only without a pause, but without breaking syntax." -- George Orwell, 1984

Think about Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Jim Kramer, Rush Limbaugh, and now the people working at AIG. Who will it be next week?

Personally, I don't care if Limbaugh is gay. Your evidence is not very strong, though, and to be unconvinced by it is far from "denial"

I am trying to get harumph's argument straight.

He is claiming that Rush Limbaugh, and adult, married three adult women, in this day and age, and never slept with a single one prior to their marriage?

That he married three virgins who showed up on the wedding day in a white dress after getting advice from mom the night before? Is that really what you think, harumph?

Hey Tim, I think they call it "The Immaculate Perception".