The Lucky-X-Chromosome Senator For New York

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In a fit of pique that bordered on the bizarre, she shaved off one eyebrow. "My face," she offered by way of explanation, "is too symmetrical."

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The fussing and fawning of anything Democrat has reached hysterical proportions and is now bordering on the absurd.

It does make me wonder if any of them stop to think about what it sounds like to the reader.

Rex Murphy has a great Obamagasm piece.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20090103.COMURPH03/TPStory/specialComment/columnists

The hypocrisy with which the media present whatever a democrat does as something awe inspiring yet vilify and joke about a republican doing EXACTLY the same thing is blatantly hilarious.

And they don't even recognize it. That's even more hilarious.

"My face," she offered by way of explanation, "is too symmetrical."

Additionally, you know, her real-world experience is too nonexistent and her vocabulary is too vacuous, you know.

Vaguely, you know, I might insist that,existentially, she is perfect for the job as a US Senator in the Obama Universe. You know.

After all, that amount of money and experience has to be worth some f*&%#*ing position. Well, the money, anyway. ....... You know.

A new narrative for today's MSM:

[ears covered] LA-LA-LA, not listening!

Yuck, who spit on me?

Ow, that kick to the balls really hurt!

Hey, where'd my paycheque go?

Want fries with that?

This is really weird.

That's exactly the first thing I look for in a woman - an asymmetrical face!

BTW, is the DDS (Deranged Democrat Syndrome) disease listed in Wiki yet?

Posted by: Alberta Girl at January 3, 2009 9:51 AM

"The hypocrisy with which the media present whatever a democrat does as something awe inspiring ..."

The Democrats have evolved hypocrisy into an art form that the common person is unable to grasp, Hence Sweet Caroline. You know.

Maybe Neil Diamond should write a new song "Symmetrical Caroline."

I think all of those "message from your king" ads are originating at the Kennedy compound.

I don't see anything that resembles competence for a Senate seat. Then I check out some of the others that are there. She is not all that much worse than they are. I don't remember an election that was as corrupt as the last. Bush-Gore was close but Fla. cancelled Chicago.

What I am waiting to find out is what Ms. O did to have a disciplinary hearing prior to surrendering her lawyers ticket "voluntarily" Mr. O also surrendered his ticket. Do law societies have higher morals than the President?

Maybe she could lend that razor to Iggy to rid himself of his uni-brow.

I agree with Alberta Girl. The propaganda is becoming more transparent with each passing day.

Inversely proportional to the MSM's collective stock market capitalization, one might say. I can hardly wait to see what they come up with when the NY Times goes to zero.

Well,I think she should remove one breast and the opposite ass cheek,as they are assymetrical.I would also suggest one side of her brain,but that has obviously been removed already.

"Do law societies have higher morals than the President?"

You're talking about the Illinois Bar Association: the question answers itself.

"Do law societies have higher morals than the President?"


clinton's MORAL was all ways up!!!

All I can say if she's the best they can come up with for the Senate. Its time the Americans had another Revolution. Its become to inborn politically. Hollywood is an example of the social incestuous.
Most of the so called “Stars“. Are just the progeny of multiple marriages of the same cadre of actors since the 30's. Once in a while a new politician not of the socialists leftist tribe shows up. Or actor, but mostly there family run businesses now.

The media has become a nest of Socialism because of journalism school infiltrated by Communists in the early sixties. As well they are now part & parcel with thisa collective strata
They invented the lefts narrative in North America. Its why a Bill Ayers exposing 20 million American deaths for his political beliefs with bombs, gets tenure.

Didn't our ancestors flee Europe because of this aristocrat worship & eventual oppression ? Are we back to thinking certain blood lines are superior? Or an educated elite with a big family name means more than accomplishment?
This is what happens when people worship becomes your standard of competence. Like Red Ed in Alberta.
So far this thinking has turned a once free Nation into children to be looked after by our betters with their entitlements firmly in place. Where is freedom now in this Dominion or America, when those who hate Liberty are become its watchdogs?

Beware the Kennedy ego. It appeared that Caroline Kennedy was immune, but I guess not. She sincerely thinks that because of her "family's involvement in politics" she is a legitimate contender for becoming the NY State Senator.

Obviously, she lives in a delusional fantasyland, Camelot-in-her-head. One eyebrow or two, she's a faux-princess a few bricks short of a load. And like Annie Lennox, in thread above, she'd be much further ahead if she just shut up and went back to her mansion, her kids, and her horses.

MEMO

TO: Caroline K. Schlossberg
FROM: The American people
RE: A four word suggestion

Toastmasters International, you know ...


More words for CKS.



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