Taming The Mighty Associated Press

"as totalitarian forces close in around you," says style guru p.c. blahblahlazz, "we recommend a sleek, modern silhouette to complement the new dawn!"

It gets worse. http://cjunk.blogspot.com/2009/01/american-liberals-gone-mad.html

and it doesnt even include the cost of covering Pennsylvania avenue with palm leaves for the journey on the Democrats donkey.

"I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all"

LOL

Every right-thinking Democrat in America should buy a new suit or gown for the inauguration, even if they're only watching it on TV.

Maybe even buy a new car or SUV to celebrate this history-making event, all on their credit cards. It would not only help the foundering economy, but will push Americans further into debt they can't pay off.

Apparently the AP does go to Harlem in ermine and pearls.

hey bamma hosanna bamma bamma hey

cant you see barry what you've done for me

bamma hey bamma obama !

Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho
Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
Hey Barry, Barry won't you smile at me?
Sanna Ho Sanna Hey Superstar

Tell the rabble to be quiet
We anticipate a riot
This common crowd
Is much too loud
Tell the mob who sing your song
That they are fools and they are wrong
They are a curse
They should disperse

O Bama HeyBamma Bamma Bamma O
Bama Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
Hey Barry, Barry you're alright by me
Bama O Banna Hey SuperBarr

Barry ----
Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing can be done to stop the shouting
If ev'ry tongue was still the noise would still continue
The rocks and stones themselves would start to sing:

Crowd, with Barry
Obama HeyBamma Bamma Bama O
Bama Hey Ba Ma O Bama
Hey Barry, won't you organize for me?
Bama O Bama Hey Super Bar

apologies to andrew lloyd webber and tim rice.
I cant believe how this one fits too.

when we will we fly to stop jerusalem?
when we will we try to stop jerusalem?

Why should you want to know?
Don't you mind about the future
Don't you try to think ahead
Save tomorrow for tomorrow
When the planet starts to heal.
I could give you facts and figures
I could give you plans and forecasts
Even tell you where I'm going, uh, uh, oh, huh, uh

Democrats chorus
When do we
deride Jerusalem?
When do we deride Jerusalem?

Barry Hussein
Why should you want to know
Why are you obsessed with fighting
Times and fates you can't defy?
If you knew the path we're riding
You'd understand it less than I

"Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
Bling bling" Lil'Wayne/Hot Boys

What's the term rappers use to describe a brotha who's just come into money?

Stairway To Heaven

there a media that knows all that is right wing is cold

and they're paving a stairway for hussien.

when he gets there they know , if the economy is closed

with a word he can give what they came for.

uh ,uh, a uh , uuh , um , um , uh, um uh uh um uh,uh.

I think when Ronny got in they used Sinatra and when Billy got in they moved forward to the BeachBoys ,

is America ready for a Rap inaugeration?

10 bucks says the attendees list of this gala ball will read like a who's who of corporate and banking welfare pleaders.

BTW I wonder if Joe the Plumber got an invite?

"is America ready for a Rap inaugeration?"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/01/07/2009-01-07_jayz_to_play_concert_on_eve_of_president.html

I'm ready! Not so sure about Barak, but at least there will finally be some good music.

And they said let the people eat cake while we dance in the ballrooms.

So how many of the dead people whos votes put him over the top are showing up at the party?

Incidentally, here's another song of Inauguration:
courtesy of MartinB , who cant post right now. to the tune of "Its a small world"

It's a world of press smears,
and a world of shady ties
It's a world to control
and a world of hidden lies

There's so much we're told to fear
But we know our Saviour's near
It'll soon be Barak's world after all.

It's Barak's world for now,
It's Barak's world for now,
It's Barak's world for now,
and he'll be in charge for awhile