Pocket Obama

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70 of 73 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Mao's Little Red Book Resurrected, January 25, 2009

This is either a joke or the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Can sane American's really have such worshipful adoration for any politician, expecially to this level? Supporting a politician is one thing, but this is sick, sick, sick. Mao's Little Red Book, now Obama's Little Blue Book. This is actually beyond sick, its frightenly delusional. Who published this, Louis Farakhan?
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1.0 out of 5 stars WTF??, January 24, 2009

This can't be for real. Seriously people. Has to be a joke. Because if it's not, we are in deep s**t.

This is the first time I've ever used this kind of language on a blog:

F*ck me!

Garth

LMAO - that is funny. There are other funny comments on the amazon website - here is one:

Why buy this book here? I'm sure it will be provided for free in the re-education camps.

Here's mine, if I were to give one:

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. [After reading the book,] he loved [Obama].

The Gospel According to Obama?

Just when you thought the world couldn't get any more bizarre, it does.

Of course people worshipped John Lennon, and still do, and yet he was also grossly overrated.

Never underestimate the desire of the ordinary person to want to worship someone, anyone, in order to feel good.

"Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change. Except Henry Morgentaler."

Trojan condoms in that blue packet.

Wow, now I can't decide if he's the reincarnation of Hitler or Mao. He has learned to use the best mind tricks from the lowest scum. Ans they say facsism is dead, HA!

It all comes back: a teacher at a public school I used to go to last year had the following motto on posters outside his classroom, "We are the change that we seek".

He was involved in some kind of "character building" seminars, which he proselytized for in school, personally, and on school computers. He talked to chosen staff members about taking the full weekend courses that "have changed my life". This same teacher has also posted the full text of Obama's inaugural speech on the school internet "newsletters".

Can one imagine the outcry--plus accusations and re-education, at best--if this person tried to proselytize for GWB and the Christian faith in such a bold manner--heck, at all? The blatant and hypocritical double standard of the lefties and their complete blindness to it are appalling: dangerous and totalitarian too.

Very scary.

Holy shit, the democratic party has become a cult.

The Obama (beta model black president) .. comes complete with instruction manual.

This is too funny. Took me a little while to figure out the book was a joke...

It's a very good joke. Wonder if Amazon knows about it? Check out the customer image gallery.

The book may be a joke. The ideology is no joke.

Yes, indeed I think that's the point of the joke.

I suspect this will sell a lot of little blue books.
The internet factor guarantees it.

Good entrepreneurial move if nothing else!

Sort of like the Pet Rock a few decades ago.

But there may well be a true leeming like issue indeed.

Chris Mathews at CNBC gets tingly (Obama induced) feelings up his leg, that is a positive indicator he's mesmerized, and the other American and Canadian MSM have been rolling over in adulation for months now and are seemingly in the believers category as well.

All tingly too, I would guess.

Upon inauguration the little Blue Book is bestowed on the general public while MSM is all duly Obama tingly.

A great PR coup for Barack the Marxist, and not much else.

Time will tell if the USA makes the turn left, under POTUS Obama, the way Canada tuned left under Trudeau.

Check the publisher's site. I doubt this is a joke!

Words, just words.

This has to be a joke.

I keep looking for the hint that it is, but can't find it.

We shall see.

A question here, how does one fit a 5 year plan into a 4 year term?

The problem with Obama's supporters is that they are so hard to parody. I only hope that this is parody.

LMAO!! wow... that's the best, pure genius!!
I wonder how long it will stay up on Amazon.

This has got to be the best review:
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By JBJ (USA)
I bought this book and read some of it to my landlord. Guess what?! He said I didn't have to pay rent any more! And when I went to fill up my gas tank, the service attendant saw my book, winked, and said, "No charge!" At the DMV, standing behind 30+ others, I held up my pocket Obama and was immediately ushered to the front of the line!

Wow! At just $5.95, what a great investment! It's like an all-access pass and everything is free!

Thanks, Mr. Obama!
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What's so spooky, is that the O-bots are so fanatical in their O-worship, it's difficult to tell if this book is a spoof, a novelty item, or serious. Recall the posters, the kids choirs, the parade, the university boyz club.

Amazon.com. Even the positive reviews - aren't:

(5 Stars) Pocket Obama cured my insomnia!, January 26, 2009
By Steve Sailer

I used to be troubled by sleepless nights. But reading in bed this collection of the wisdom of President Obama -- e.g., "The true test of the American ideal is whether we're able to recognize our failings and then rise together to meet the challenges of our time. Whether we allow ourselves to be shaped by events or history, or whether we act to shape them" -- has enabled me to awake each morning refreshed and ready to serve Chairman Obama.

Heh.

We'll see if we can pop a gasket.

This is what the Chosen One wants ... you are the book, the book is you. OOOhhhhooommmm. OOOhhhhooommmm. Nobody understands but you and the Chosen One. OOOhhhhooommmm. OOOhhhhooommmm.

Of course it's a joke people!!! The pages are blank - not an intelligent word in it, just like the author.

The more I think about it, the more I'm perplexed about this Obamamania thing.

Africa is full of black presidents, isn't it?

"Africa is full of black presidents, isn't it?"

Obama is more Arab than he is Black and he is more White than he is Arab.

"Barack Hussein Obama - Arab-American, only 6.25% African..."
http://www.cf-cia.org/obama_lineage.htm

The word on the street is that Barry-O is a professional hypnotist. He probably inflated his vote from 30 to 52 per cent by direct hypnotism techniques. His technique is to draw out the word "and" to such great lengths that people fall into a hypnotic trance and then act on all subsequent suggestions.

Unless they have, like, a BRAIN.

"The pages are blank"

So, then, its a list of his accomplishments. Obama did quote Mao ("righteous wind") and is quite open about his admiration for the Chicoms.

Barry-O uses rhythmic hypnotism. "uh ummmm uh... hope ummm uhh ummmm change"

I worked at Gander International in 1970, and recall a number of occasions when the Cuban airline Cubana would stop over, carrying the latest load of inductees either going to or coming from Moscow. I believe the "Quotes from Chairman Mao" had a red cover.

" I believe the "Quotes from Chairman Mao" had a red cover."

I wonder if that's why they called it Mao's Little Red Book?

The Egg of Power isn't a joke.
From the same sight.
http://www.historycompany.com/productdetails.php?p=127

"It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times."

Say it with me, people - I pledge to be a servant to the President.

It isn't blank either. YOu can "click to look inside" on the Amazon page. It is full of Obama hopey changey quotes.

We are so screwed as a nation.

Sounds like an infamous book long ago written by some dude named Mohammed...

I see one verse says:

"Change for America does not happen from the top down. It happens from the bottom up."

I guess that means that Mrs. Obama gets to be on top, then... which means that Mr. Obama can only screw up!

What shall the book be called?

The BOran? (Sounds like "borin'")

f**k we now have the little blue book as opposed to the little red book. mao would be pleased.

Humm, could that be his stash in his little blue story book? I predict CO (Community orginizer) Joe dolls in the image of the Obama. Free Acorns, communist maifesto, with weathemwen bombs included. An added bonus being a free aborton kit, for the kiddies.