Name That Scandal!

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I started things off with Catgastrogaffe, and our trusty commentors have picked up the torch in the comments...

Cat-aquiddick
CatManDone

Give it your best shot. In the immortal words of "the Phantom" ...

K-man has done nothing wrong. Zero. He printed words on the internet. A lame-o joke. That's nothing.

And because he's done exactly nothing, he should get NAILED TO THE WALL in exactly the same fashion as others have been nailed to the wall by him and his buddies in the anti-hate industry.

Precisely!



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Seems K's been cat-apulted to infamy

A perfect case of Catatonic Schizophrenia.

From Mayoclinic.com: Catatonic schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which reality is interpreted abnormally (psychosis).

Kittygate

Kinsella is living proof, there is more than one way to skin a cat. Adios Kinsella, have fun in liberal limbo.

KittyLitterGate

Cat scratch fever In Liberal land.
Warren defanged & spaded.
Kinsella declawed.
Those old Chinese blues.
Catfasia by the Ridinue
Cats: The Kinsella story, now a play.
CaT Women files Hrc calim on Cat boy Warren.
Big K gets crossed in cats cradle.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=2tRnZKzAYGI&feature=related

Sorry but, gotta be 'Pussygate'.

Catasstrophic

In keeping with the feline theme can I quote...?

‘Crazy Lee; Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?’ ...just a line from the Pekinpah’s ‘Wild Bunch’ a great western.

(Crazy Lee then dies about 10 seconds later, but in my mind’s eye I picture Crazy Lee addressing this line to Kinsella)

The Feline Affair

or

The kittencaboodle scandal

Hairball From Hell

http://www.chinanews.com.cn/hr/mzhrxw/news/2009/01-31/1543548.shtml

Mao Stlong has the story.

Story has gone international; it's all Greek except for:
"(Warren Kinsella)" and "YouTube".

Contrary to 'Phantom's assertion of WK's innocence, I'd respectfully suggest NOT!
WK libeled the restaurant, potentially harming their reputation and income... "joke" or not.
Many years ago I worked for a large multi-national. It was made very clear to all employees that making negative comments about our competitors to our customers was a FIRING OFFENCE. They clearly understood that it said more about us than about our competitors.

Has somebody already suggested that WK is a cat-astrophe looking for an occasion?

For the bilingual, I guess Kinsella is in trouble because of his "chat line"

My vote goes to Kathy's "Cataquiddick". Purrrrfect!

Remember the old children's song, "The Cat Came Back"?

"But the catscam came back the very next day,
The catscam came back, Warren thought it was a goner
But the catscam came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea"

How about the children's book, "The Cat in the Vat" by Dr. Kinsella?

That China News item is a beauty, Maz. Google translate pulls out nice snippets like "expel from Liberal party".

The sweet and sour scandal

(\__/)
(='.'=) sella

The cats ass!

And in Catsmeat Kinsella's honour we really should play the classic "Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon".
http://www.guzer.com/animations/chowmein.php

It's his official theme song now.

Woks up with Katsella

Cat on a Caught Spin Goof.

The Cat's in the Griddle with the Silver Spoon...

tread carefully folks! machiavelli outlined a deadly political maneuver, based on chinese food, in "the prince"

There's been more than enough "gates" and "scams" in the last twenty years. IMO, "Cataquiddick" is the hands-down winner.

And WK should be henceforth referred to as Catmeat Kinsella.

the Peking Duh caper

This could be Kinsella's foray into the culinary world with Warren's Purrfect Cat Tale Stew.

Maybe Kinsella's middle name is Morris

Seems that Kinsella has dug his own catacomb.

Cat On A Hot Dim Roux.

Worn Gonezilla ate a cat but the cat came back. Sweet and sour Gonezilla hairballs..anyone?

Kate has found a chink in Kinsellas armor.

That comment will act as the catalyst of his downfall.

I wonder how long it will be before someone launches a human rights complaint against him?

Might as well cancel this competition. He has absolved himself on his blog, congratulated himself for his superior conduct over the hateful Shaidle and Steyn. But hey, I shouldn't be too critical. My dog eats its own vomit and thinks it's great.

Barney's Revenge

Kinsella's Water Broke... the sea of corruption is sinking the ark of Warren's credibility.

Woking Whiskers With Warren.

No Greek here: sinophobie? sinophobia? Merde.

Questceque?
"L’arroseur arrosé" + "Kinsella compare la cuisine chinoise à de la viande de chats !"

More: "un censeur et un apôtre du politiquement correct".
IGGY says STOP.
...-

"Canada - L’arroseur arrosé : Un "censeur" libéral traqueur d’islamophobes est accusé de sinophobie par l’Association conservatrice sino-canadienne !

Warren Kinsella est un stratège politique libéral senior de Michael Ignatieff, un censeur et un apôtre du politiquement correct qui est bien connu dans l’Ouest canadien pour ses accusations abusives de racisme contre ses adversaires politiques. Il en a fait une industrie, agissant même comme conseiller pour le Congrès islamique canadien dans sa plainte contre Maclean’s et Mark Steyn, et menaçant Ezra Levant de poursuites. À l’en croire Kinsella, le Canada serait l’épicentre de la haine sur Terre. Alors vous pouvez imaginer combien nos amis se réjouissent des déboires du bigot sinophobe politiquement incorrect raciste Kinsella. L’Association conservatrice sino-canadienne demande au chef du parti libéral de le congédier !

Cat-astrophe ! Dans cette vidéo, Kinsella compare la cuisine chinoise à de la viande de chats !"
http://pointdebasculecanada.ca/spip.php?breve1494

Cat-Shit From Hell

Cat-Shit From Hell

Meow....emphasis on the owweee!

Kicking Cats in Canadian Politics by Claude Balls.

Cat on a Hot Chin Roof

Hoisted By His Own Petard Gate.

Fat cat splat, more liberal roadkill. Nobody, Nooooobody deserves this more that that liberal pissboy. Understand that dufus Kinsella, Toronto talk, Nooooobody. Big fun when you made liberal fun of Stock Day, yea lieberals laugh at those lame things like you did, ha ha, funny as Goodales haircut or Mcallum being booted from an AC flight for his smell. Come to think about it, that is a funny haircut.

Kicking Cats in Canadian Politics by Warring Sinfella

The best by far is Ezra's Catscam.....

Kitty Litter Shit from Hell (Warren's new punk band)

A Quotation from Meow Tse-Tung's Liberal Red Book

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