Hamas Press Conference On Gaza Conflict

"I swear, if I get passed over one more time for promotion I will NEVER blow myself up!"

Now that was hilarious. Someone here (forgive me for not giving credit where credit is due) suggested we ridicule the Islamofascists to death. I agree! Keep these coming.

got a few chuckles. what was that other guy doing there?

slightly OT: just saw these posted over at fivefeetoffury

Stand with Israel

Date: Sunday, January 18, 2009
Time: 1:00pm - 4:00pm
Location: Dundas Square
Street: Yonge and Dundas

and this was posted at standwithus

Date: Thursday, January 15, 2009
Time: 8:00 pm
Location: Israel Consulate,
Street: 180 Boor Street West (Across from the Royal Ontario Museum - North/West corner of Bloor & Avenue Rd)

Hilarious. Comedy done well is better than a nuke.

Perhaps this is an effective countermeasure. When you’re not killing them, laugh at them. Even better laugh at them while you’re killing them. Either way I like the laughing part, even though it hurts.

WEll Done.

Yes, I do believe that, and indeed what we have been doing with Hamas has been declared transparently to the Israeli government, who have encouraged us to do this, as has the British government, as a way of indirect negotiations. There were negotiations going on when the shelling started; I’m afraid the timing of this is very much related to the need for Israeli politicians to defend their population before the elections. Hamas feels exactly the same: it has to keep its electorate with it by showing that it is a resistance movement. There are negotiations going on – at least, there were before this started. They can recontinue, although it’s more difficult. And remember also, Jim, that the rockets are being thrown by the Fatah militants, Al Aqsa brigades, by Islamic Jihad – by people who are not Hamas. None of this comes out in public. The truth is just not being told about the current situation.

Sir Jeremy Greenstock, former UK ambassador to the United Nations, in a BBC interview aired Monday, Jan. 12.

This is the last answer to a much larger interview.

What I found interesting is that Greenstock claims the rockets going into Israel are being ‘thrown' by Fatah militants, Al Asqa brigades and Ilslamic Jihad ... not by Hamas.

If nothing else, it's something I did not know. The more information, the better.

I wonder who wears the pants in their relationship

Neither. That's why the booby traps in civilian areas.

Figuratively speaking, of course...

They think we are idiots. Baby seeking missiles indeed.

I especially enjoyed the explanation that Jimmy Carter couldn't be there because "he was needed in North Korea for a missile-top photo-shoot."

Where are the towels? Durka, durka, durka.

“baby seeking missiles"

Those two look like they have goat seeking missiles.

It must be strange to be a 7th century religious nut bar in the 21st century.

Yes, laughing at them (while or not while killing them) is a good thing.

I liked a political cartoon I read once:

A Jihadist teacher is standing in front of an eager wide eyed class with a suicide belt strapped to himself and his thumb on a detonator button.

He looks at the class and say’s – “now pay attention, I’m only going to show you this once”.

Leading Israeli Scholar Avi Shlaim: Israel Committing “State Terror” in Gaza Attack, Preventing Peace
http://www.democracynow.org/2009/1/14/leading_israeli_scholar_avi_shlaim_israel

I watched the video, it was pretty damn funny. Then I went to the link provided by Deez.... and that nearly finished me off.

Granted, a little bit of gut breaking muscle work is always good, but all in moderation, otherwise a good beer belly may not survive.

Deez, you need to tag your links to let people know they are going to sites of Absolute Sheer Lunacy May Cause Death By Laughter: ASLMCDBL

LOL!!!

Or, the suicide bomb school, where the teacher says, "Pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."

Was the NEW YORK SLIMES,WASHINGTON COMPOST,ATLANTA URINAL CONSTIPATION,SLIME and NEWSREEK there?

And why is hamas going around to Egypt and other countries working out a peace deal? This is Israel's show now, hamas is getting its ass kicked, you cant make demands and and ask for things in return when losing a war, the only option they should have at this point(losing) is surrender take it or die. I think the world has forgotten how strong the Israeli army is and this is a good time to remind the world, maybe just maybe if they beat hamas enough then hizbullah or others might think twice.

Now THAT was funny.

In a sad, pathetic way, albeit.

I could not help but sense that dude on the right was looking really nervous, knowing that a Baby-Seeking missile is comin' his way soon.

I dont know if I want to laugh or puke nowadays.

Frenchie: I'm not too sure how you come to that conclusion.

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What's laughable?

I don't find a bunch of people regurgitating western media propaganda and all agreeing with each other on it very insightful or useful...maybe laughable.