Another 72 Virgins

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“Another 72 Virgins receive the bad news”

Now that’s bloody priceless! LMAO

Good riddance. May his 72 virgins be all hairy white male American infidels.

Who arrived at that number anyway. These clowns couldn't handle 1 likely.

Hunt them down one by one and kill them all. They are scum.
Good for Israel, the IDF and the Israeli Air Force.
Shalom

And a lovely crater was left as a memorial.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/01/15/israel-gaza.html

I'm sorry, but wasn't that 72 Virginians?
**http://gettingnothingbutstaticfrommsm.blogspot.com/2005/02/osama-meets-our-fore-fathers.html**

David @ the CBC link...

"At this rate, the most senior Hamas official is going to be 'Rick in Accounting'."

LOL!

Got a problem, Justin?

I thought it was a 72 year old virgin!

Memo from HR; Virgins on backorder, substituting goats...

Won't Mrs. Siam be pleased.

Gunney99 , No offence , I think you misunderestimate Justin's shot.
Click on his name.

How 'bout 72 vegetarians?

At this rate Hammas will have to send Moe from the mail room to sign the surrender order.

And may all his virgins look like Arafat.

Actually, Kateland, they may well look like Arafat... I understand that old Yasser had a thing for the guys, which easily explains why it's said that he croaked due to AIDS... Maybe Yasser himself will be excitedly waiting for the latest "martyr" to join him in Blazes...

"It’s still not clear what Israel’s endgame is with this operation. As is usually the case with these things, the terrorists will plug someone in to fill his job and keep lobbing rockets into Israel. But killing senior Hamas leaders is likely its own reward."

Isn't the end game to make them stop? Seams pretty clear to me.

Do female suicide bombers receive 72 virgins too? And if so, are they computer geeks?

In some translations, the word we translate as "virgins" actually means "raisins"; when the word "hur" in their little magic book was translated from Aramaic into the various languages of the time, it meant "raisins" (ie. "food and drink") in Syriac, but "virgins" in Arabic.

My question is 'where' do these supposed female virgins come from in the first place? So Islamic woman face being a violated virgin for eternity? Or I gather the afterlife for the Muslim woman is not much different than here on earth, hm. So how are they going to tell when it's ok to bed the parade of dirty bearded terrorists as here on earth they'd be killed for even being seen with an unrelated male, no?

You are right on top of the news with this post. Yesiree Bob first out of the chute! Leading edge blogging. Anyone coming to this site will be getting it hot off the wire. You betcha.

Not.

According to the German scholars doing work on the original proto Arabic/Syrian documents that made up the Quran -

It's 72 white raisins.

But leave it to them. They'll figure out a way to have sex with raisins, as well.

"Siam is considered to be among Hamas’ top five leaders in Gaza."

So, there's still four to go.

btw, did you notice at the link that PBS is airing a program called "The Dreams of Obama"?

Attempting to have sex with a dried up grape seems somehow just.

Virgin what ?

IS there an actual name for a Ram that has yet to score ?

72 virgins!! Christ, I'd be happy with one!!

To Fred: I think it's called a Dodge Ram! Get it? Dodge??

I think the only virgin I ever met was myself.

- so long ago

"I thought it was a 72 year old virgin!"

Helen Thomas OMG! My eyes! AAAAAAAAGH!

Raisins, it was raisins.

and 72 is just about a good meal.

Do born again virgins count?

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