All Together Now

Well.I guess he didn't want to try out Dizzy Lizzy's team.Too bad.Then he could have made a complete fool of himself,instead of just 2/3rds.
Any bets he shaves that rug of his face,to give himself a new look and harder to recognize to potential employers??

I am waiting to vote AGAIN for you and your deadly site!
A country Bee

I am waiting to vote AGAIN for you and your deadly site!
A Country Bee

He still has other blogs; he has a financial and real estate one that I'm aware of; I think he's just stopping the political one.

What if 'they' pick him to replace Duffy? Garth Turner would love that...I'd even bet he's lobbying for it now.

I am waiting to vote AGAIN for you and your deadly site!
A Country Bee

only one vote per day now!

Kate

*sniff*

Baaawahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!

Syncro

Does anyone else think it's a little creepy that he keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person?

Well Wonder Woman, that it is the wonder it is to be Garth.

Isn't Darth Turner predicting that a cord of wood will go up to $300 during this recession? I mean, it's not like the 2nd largest country in the world covered in forests could find any wood right?

If there is any way he can find to weasel his way into Iggy's group, he will find it. Personally I think a coyote has more class than that idiot stick.

Garth allows only the comments of his fellow butt sniffers.

Too bad!

Ya but isn't Garth the second liblogger to quit in the last day or so? Can't say that either of them will be missed from this corner.

One bitter boy ole Garth is. Did he disregard his wife, or she him? For a weasel he has good homing instincts. He went right to the most avaricious band of Power junkies.

I'd say don't let the door slap ya on the butt when you leave Garth but after guzzling Librano pork for the past few years I think the first problem is getting that overstuffed patronage derriere through the exit.

...what was the post house pork the LPC promised for the floor crossing? McGuinty aid? Ontarslobovia industrial revitalization committee?...the job's are open for fat lil' Librano piggies...senate seats are closed though.

Garth will be butt snorkelling McSkidmark, we'll see him pop up on some LPO circle jerk commission.

Since I don't want to go fishing any further through that swamp he calls a blog, when Super-Genius Wile E. Garth sez that the CPC "lost" $50 billion in 4 years, what exactly does he mean?

If it's another case of a political hack calling decreased tax revenue a loss, I wonder how Garth ever pretended to be a Conservative.

To quote Curly Bill from "Tombstone"...

"Well...bye."

just an auto garbage takeout service.

Damn, just wasted a vote for "Most Narcissitic Blog"

Goodbye Garth, I won't be buying any more of your books, and from now on the old ones are in my archive. I haven't counted them and I don't care how many words either. -Bye, bye.

Poor Garthy-Poo..He cant rely on tax $ for a mortgage payment anymore.

He is pretending to take the high road by quitting, but the truth is (he is in denial of it) he was rejected by everyone and anyone who supported him previously.

He told CANADA that the Green Shaft was a solid plan...'nuff said.

Does "The Garth" not have a MP pension for life?

Yeah, yeah
That's right

We talk about your work
How your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church
And your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles
you been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover

We talk about your friends
And the places that you've been
We talk about your skin
and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes
and the run in your hose
And God knows,
we're gonna talk about your clothes

We talk about your dreams
And we talk about your schemes
Your high school team
and your moisturizing cream
We talk about your Nana
up in Munci, Indiana
We talk about your Grandma
down in Alabama

We talk about your guys
Of every shape and size
The ones that you despise
and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart,
bout your brain and your smarts
And your medical charts
And when you start

You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me

Wanna talk about I

Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my

What I think

What I like

What I know

What I want

What I see

I like talking about you, you, you, you usually

But occasionally

I wanna talk about me
me,
me,
me,
me
I wanna talk about me ye he

I'll miss him. Even though he meant to be serious, he was so self inflated and self aggrandizing, not to mention ever the wounded soul (slings and arrows anyone?) that he wound up having one of the funniest blogs on the net. Too bad he is keeping his other blogs open.

Somewhere off in the distance, a cricket chirped.

when he he he haw called his self a conservative, he sullied the "brand"

check out the comments to his final entry...
they're all positive, all suportive, all weepy "we'll be missing you Garth!" etc,
...
at least we know he's still busy with editing out all the sane ones...

I was going to say Garth Vader's mom is going to miss him but then I figured she probably doesn't care either.