A PETA Campaign Goes Horribly Wrong

Although I'm always on for a wet pussy joke, I find that the relentless indoctrination of those young minds is not a joke.

Why have the parents in our country allowed these flakey people to take control of their children's minds?

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Y'all talkin' abouts cat fish right? Deep fried with hushpuppies too?

I usually call fish. Supper.

C'mon Kate...did you make that up during the last deep freeze out there?That can't be for real...
it's a joke right?
Please, someone fess up!

You too can create your very own "wet pussy" I mean "sea kitty"... lol

They have t-shirts available? The possibilities boggle the mind.

I am with bluetech on this one.

What are you up to Kate?

lol

What are you supposed to do when your sea kitten eats somebody else's sea kitten?

RE:What are you supposed to do when your sea kitten eats somebody else's sea kitten?

I'll pay to watch that

The temptation is almost unbearable to go through the contact page and tell them how unbelieveably sad they actually are.

Excuse me, the chicken strips are done....... brb!!!

I responded. I edited their crappo message a little:

The Fish and Wildlife Service's promotion of fishing is utterly commendible.

Dr. Donald Broom, a scientific advisor to the British government, explains, "Fish are full of good food stuff, such as omega3 fats ... and they taste so good".

In light of these facts, I urge you to do the right thing by adhering to the FWS' stated mission to protect fishermen and women. Stop your department's adherence to enviro-mentalist (sic) claptrap. I urge you to continue to advocate nonviolent pastimes, such as fishing.

RE:What are you supposed to do when your sea kitten eats somebody else's sea kitten?

I'll pay to watch that

DJ owes me a new keyboard...

DJ at January 9, 2009 8:59 PM

I'll be watxching them next week diving in Bonaire... aaaahhh :P take that!

No snow removal for 7 (seven) days!!!

Tim at January 9, 2009 8:31 PM

LOL I love wet pussy.... you evil person you. I cannot resist....hahahaa

Tim at January 9, 2009 8:31 PM

LOL I love wet pussy.... you evil person you. I cannot resist....hahahaa

RW at January 9, 2009 9:18 PM

Say hi to my sister for me will ya. She is a dive master at Carib Inn.

Thanks...

So where do I buy my genuine sea kitten mittens? With matching hat and scarf of course.

I just love the phrase on the bottom right:

"Make your own sea kitten, and share with friends"

Whooo boy! There are just SO many ways you could misinterpret that ....

if you make your own sea kitten, and share it with your friends, does that make you a pimp?

Darn ...... beat me to it Kate.......

SDA speaks for the fish of Saskatchewan... ?

Land kittens, sea kittens... my dogs like 'em all!

In ten days I hope to be pulling in a 10 foot sea kitten by tempting it with a tiny sea kitten. If I am so lucky,I will be sure to feel sad before taking the hook out of it's head and putting it back into the sea kitten world,where it will frolic,purr,and play with the other sea kittens,sea puppies,and hopefully avoid the sea urchins... These people are dangerous. We almost had a law passed a while ago that would have made it an offense to cause any animal pain,including fish and the worm that you viciously impaled on the hook.

On the brighter side,I am pretty sure that we will still be allowed to catch jewfish.

Heh.

Indeed!

Next thing you know, they'll be starting a campaign dubbed "Save the Great Tits"...

From the same site--- "How can red snapper be endangered when I see it in the store all the time?'" --Michael Schirber ----------. Only on the prairies,Michael,only on the prairies.

There's a tuna to select from.

Does it taste like chicken???

Sea kittens with great tits.... a meal fit for a king...

Fish = "sea kittens". Seriously? What the hell are those idiots smoking?

I packed my boy a "sea kitten" sandwich for his lunch today and he said it was great!!

I'm all for PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals!!

It took me a while to figure out what the hell a sea kitten was. At first I thought they where talking about fish but surely nobody in their right mind would equate fish with fluffy mammal pets, would they? Turns out I was right the first time, they are fish, stupid mindless fish.

Off all the pets I've ever had I can state that the fish was the only one who didn't put up a fight when I tried to flush them down the toilet or garburator. Really speaks to their will to continue their pitiful existence.

Lets compare fish to kittens for a second;
On taste I'd say that fish wins out, as although cat can be tasty the preparation time and lack of variety is a real set back.
Companionship, I'm a dog guy myself, but I can at least understand why "cat people" have cats, they wish to be dominated and ruled by a strong women presence. Fish are really just one or two steps above a really dumb plant.
Survivability, being a fisherman I can testify that fish are nearly extinct everywhere I've ever fished. Typically after a day of fishing all I've found is an empty 6pack and a sunburn. Cat's they are everywhere, hell I'm pretty sure the SPCA has a "sack full'o cats for $20" nights
Public Relations. Until theres a LoL fish website we all know who's winning this one.

So kittens have it 3 to 1.

"Sea Kittens - Great Tits - Red Snapper" - various commenters

I trust that your appetite for a "wet pussy" joke will always be "adequately satisfied" Kate.

Ok, lemmie see if I've got this straight... PETA knows that people don't care about fishies because fishies aren't cute. In order to get past that, they try to equate fishies to kitties because kitties are cute. Is that correct?

Has anybody reminded PETA that their own organization has been tried and convicted of killing real kitties (and puppies) and dumping the remains in a shopping mall dumpster?

Once, in response to repeated "Save the Children" calls asking for money for some cause or another, I'd had enough... I responded, roughly: "OOOOhh! I love to save children. I find that a 5 gallon pall of formaldehyde works best; what do you use to preserve them?" I was never bothered again ...

"Sea Kittens"? Do they understand the basic rule of aquaria? "Big Fish eat Little Fish!" ... Just call me Jumbo...

From the peta website on "sea kittens":

"A University of Edinburgh study found that sea kittens can retain information that they learned up to 11 months earlier, which makes them cuter and smarter than the president of the United States!"

Whew. Luckily, they threw in a dig at Bush somewhere. I was beginning to worry about their complete lack of credibility for a while.

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Speaking of "wet pussys" I used to have to give subcutaneous fluid to my very elderly cat, or, as I refered to it "lubricating the old pussy". Come to think of it she always had tuna breath (without ever eating tuna) so I guess it all ties together somehow. Sea Kitten, wet pussy, fish breath.....yup.

All right, here's the challenge: Toss back a double shot of whiskey, then say quickly and without error "PETA's piper packed a peck of pickled pussies."

Any error and you have to toss back another double shot, then correctly repeat the phrase. Any errors mean you have to repeat the process until you get it right.

WOW!
How sad this is!Everyone is comparing "wet pussys" to fish and here I always thought it tasted like chicken!!!!

All right, here's the challenge: Toss back a double shot of whiskey, then say quickly and without error "PETA's piper packed a peck of pickled pussies."

Any error and you have to toss back another double shot, then correctly repeat the phrase. Any errors mean you have to repeat the process until you get it right.

"PETA PACKIN PUSSIES IN PEPPER PECKA PICKEL PIPER" OH S@#T hold on!

"In other news, 15 members of a Cult dedicated to the warship of small dead rodents DIED from alcohol poisoning last night in what was apparently a the first internet-coordinated mass-suicide. More news, after the break."

Oh goody. I have finally become a member of a cult.

BTW, it is freezing cold here in Ontario.

I had to trade in my hawaii shorts for a new toque........fruit fly, I want a refund!

(...)why "cat people" have cats, they wish to be dominated and ruled by a strong women(...) -Duffman

Hmm... fascinating. That probably means that a lot of SDA readers have cats, and must be why I wish I could have one (landlord won't allow pets). And why Kate has puppies (obviously dog owners have to be dominant if they don't want to be dominated by their little furry buddies).

Ok, back to the PETA clownfish and their silly advertising...

Equating fish to kitties... of course. Those Leftists will do and say anything to get the public to sympathize with whatever campaign or Big Lie claim they come up with. I see it all the time. I'm surprised they don't equate Hamas to cute little fluffy baby bunnies or something like that.

What's going on here is just another example of the tried-and-effective evil-propaganda tactic of painting things as the opposite of what they are, or as something they certainly aren't. We see this in how the Left/Big Media paints Israel as an evil oppressor and "Palestine" as an innocent, desperate oppressed party. We also saw it in how the Left/Big Media demonized Sarah Palin as something horrible and scary, without any justification whatsoever for doing so. The Left has alwasy done this stuff- the Nazis did it, the Commies do it, the KKK did it, the Islamofascists do it and so on and so forth.

Equating fish to kitties is just a lesser example of the evil propaganda tactics of the Left. And another instance of them showing us just how stupid they are.

"Its in the water!"

Doing our best to support PETA, went to restuarant last night and ordered "sea kitten" and noodles, the wife (who has slight accent) ordered "sea kitten" and rice. WELL.. judging from the fur mine was CALICO and hers was PERSIAN, last time we do that.

BTW.. we did take home an order of GINGER kitten, it was quite good.

Spearfish, South Dakota has been petitioned to change the name of the high school to Sea Kitten High.

tinyurl.com/9msp9j

I'm off to Lk.. Simcoe to get my 50 sea kitten limit.
(Little late getting out of bed)
Awesome boneless filleted and quick fried with light breading.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10574

PETA gets to achieve their objectives sans any donation from me. Or for that matter anything from me at all.

From "sea Kittens Stories #3: Sally and the Land Kittens"

"Sally is a Sea Kitten with attitude (...) Years of watching her friends and family hooked through the mouth have driven her mad. Bitter and insane she spends her time plotting revenge against the land kittens"

OMFG! This neurotic morbidity is intended for children? This is child abuse exposing young minds to the level of psychotic projection spewed by these neurotic sociopaths.

Aside from being a projection of the mentality of many PETA fanatics, this "story" displays the deep delusional realm these neurotics occupy.

PETA is less a political organization than a group encounter cult for delusional neurotics struggling to cope with human relationships in modern life...get the members and donor list and send it to the mental health authorities...too many Sea Kitten whack jobs running loose...round 'em up and institutionalize them...do it for the land kittens.

uuess

"""" judging from the fur mine was CALICO """

I have my daughter's calico visiting my dog at the moment, her name is cheeseburger:-))))