59 Replies to “How to Hang an Ape”

  6. This global warming thing has turned into a cult.
    Meanwhile, out here in the interior of British Columbia we had a record low temperature set this week.

  9. Wow, that was awful.
    Wen the facts start to turn against you, I guess you reach for the guilt argument….

  10. This winter is already colder than last.
    The Europeans’ purchase of carbon credits is working!
    Please though, don’t buy too many. Don’t want to freeze to death.
    If the humans were extinct, wonder who was driving that solar powered train? Or was it wind powered? Went by too fast to tell.

  11. A monkey came home one day only to find his partner standing on a chair with a rope tied to her waist.
    “What are you doing my dear?” asked Hubby.
    “I want to kill myself,” relied the apess.
    “So why don’t you tie the rope around your neck?” asked the frustrated ape.
    “I tried, but I couldn’t breath.”
    The moral of the moral is simple. Suicide sucks.

  12. At least they are not exhaling CO2 or farting methane or perspiring water vapor and poisoning the planet anymore.

  13. PS: I was in Australia a few years ago. Kangaroos are a bloody pest, no different than deer in some areas of Saskatchewan. One solution. .30 or larger.

  14. I first saw this on another blog a few weeks ago. By the end I was laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chair! The thought that otherwise ‘rational’ people would believe this would convince anyone of anything other how ridiculous they are astounds me.

  17. The scary part is that the eco-freaks have no qualms about using this kind of garbage to indoctrinate children.
    The footage of the water buffalo incident was astounding. Is that what happens when the silent majority strikes back?

  18. If this is how the ecofreaks think of animals, I’m all the happier to be boycotting their cause just as hard as I possibly can.
    Whoever thought that thing up is a dangerous lunatic. Concentration camp commandant material, right there.

  19. Bill D. Cat at 12:18PM, thanks for the link. I especially like the scientific indignation expressed by all those well-informed leftie genii.

  24. That wasn’t global warming that killed the polar bear, it was Darwin.
    That has to be the SLOWEST polar bear ever born to get caught on that desolate a hunk of ice. To say nothing of the fact that it apparently forgot how to swim……..

  25. Yet, in Greenland, because of so much ice, they have a problem with polar bears searching for food.
    I am sure those polar bears(in Greenland)wish that they had open water for swimming and hunting.

  26. Does this not make you want to go down to the Gulf of St. Lawrence. Shoot a Harp Seal, Freeze it, and then go an club Hippy Lizzy May to death with the carcass.
    Go down to Ozone Al Gore’s House and Burn some tires on his front lawn.
    Get a cow, fill it full of Beans, and take it to Davy Suck-Zuki’s house and let it fart.

  27. I’m sorry, when there is a windchill of -17 and snow in Vancouver area this evening, there is no such thing as global warming.

  28. They should have shown a polar bear feeding on humans in the frozen north, a kangaroo stealing an Aussie’s beer in a pub, and a monkey having other monkeys fan him with tree branches…..it would be more probable than animals thinking their only alternative was to kill themselves….good luck with that one.

  29. “When the modern liberal mind whines about imaginary victims, rages against imaginary villains and seeks above all else to run the lives of persons competent to run their own lives, the neurosis of the liberal mind becomes painfully obvious.”
    http://tinyurl.com/2qwp7v

  30. Not to be picky,glasnot,but is water buffalo growing tusks and trunks a side effect of climate change?//Hehe

  32. That reminds me of the latest M. Night Ramalamadingdong movie, “The Happening”, which I watched out of some masochistic urge one day, and in which a simpering Mark Wahlberg runs to escape suicide-inducing flatulence coming from plants.
    “When we give up, they do”. Fat chance. If we give up, they’re more likely to just eat us.

  33. Look for more talk of climate change and then perhaps ‘climate destabilization’, both predictable fall back positions which will be attributed to CO2 emissions.
    The models naturally explain the current cooling and thus provide more evidence that AGW is real of course.
    When one theory accounts for everything that happens you can be sure the theory is wrong.

  34. Justthinkin, I hope you didn’t miss the actual video that I was referring to when I facetiously mentioned water buffalo. However if the climate change eco-freaks can metaphorically depict most of us ordinary humans as “growing horns” with respect to our devilish habits, I suppose that anything growing tusks would not be a stretch.

  35. Where’s Doctor Kav-ape-ian when the monkeys need him? Where’s Pola-bearian and Kangarookian? Are they serving time behind bars in some zoo for cruelty to animals?

  36. Opppppppssssss.Sorry glasnot.I did indeed refer to the wrong video.My bad.
    And how come that stupid monkey isn’t swallowed up by a hungry boa? Arne’t they cold-blooded,and therefore would thrive in a warming climate? And where is the penguin with the polar bear? I thought the eco-freaks said they where all migrating to the North Pole,since the Antarctic ice was melting!
    And as somebody at cjunk’s pointed out,it is that time of the year to bring out the Antarctic ice melting again scare.Nevermind the wee little fact that the spring soltice hits there in 4 days,moving on to summer!

  39. I don’t know about hanging a monkey but choking a chicken seems to be as meaningful as this eco-commercial.
    Dollars to donuts the producer of this piece of shiate hasn’t seen any of the creatures portrayed outside a zoo in the first place.

  40. That’s just “baked”…
    I wanted to include the “fuc”, but Kate would give me a time out for “pottymouth”.

  41. ASOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
    If animals could talk, I’ll bet they’d say what idiots humans–well, certain humans–are.
    They’d yell, like Kate, “THEY DON’T SPEAK FOR ME!”

  44. Since this MSM scare is losing air faster than Algore himself, and I have yet to see a new crisis on the horizon for the lefties and their willing accomplices in the MSM, I have decided to open the first Crisis Institute. Here at the Crisis Institute for a large donation we will sell you any number of crisises, you can choose from our menu of immediate crisises, like fear of chickenhawk attacks or Hutterite hazings right up to the newest Climate Not Changing, this baby is causing untold fears with lefties because it is real, gets cold this time of year in the north and 3 monthes from now it will gradually warm up. Please send your cash and I will think up a new crisis, sure will beat working.

  45. To those who made this piece of sentimental stupidity. I wish you a full life of Gorilla flatulence, like the ape who almost gassed the zoo keeper to death in LA.
    Who knew so many animals where committing suicide?
    Who knew Ape farts could kill?
    Cal2. Very very good. (O:}

  46. I find it quite amusing actually, it just typifies the left as a group and as individuals, to a tee. Sour, sullen and somber, mournful dogmatic zealots that remind me of the long gone Soviet leaders that used to watched the May Day Parade. If you put a fur hat and coat on that chimp you would probably recognize him as comrade Brezhnev, or any other of his mind set equivalents in Canada’s left.
    Go find a train you gullible left wing idiots.

  47. Western Canadian Quote:
    “Soviet leaders that used to watched the May Day Parade.”
    You’re right. If you used cardboard cutouts they would look the same.
    This lefty, unhappy, dour thing must be in the genes. So many of them are like that.

  49. Ghost of Ed:
    Have a heart . They have to brood with being sullen. Its their patented James Dean rebel mentality. Being bores naturally, they have to substitute some mystery in there corralled lives. Living with Mom at 40, is such a turn off I hear from the Ladies..
    How else are they gonna get lucky? Sheesh , ever seen the Women of the left. They remind me of the old East German athletes. Hollywood nuts excluded.
    Imagine waking up to Elizabeth May’s every morning? You would be bitter too.

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