Name That Coalition!

As is the norm here at SDA, the best ideas come from the commentsWith Kate’s permission perhaps it is time to speculate on a name for the coalition. Perhaps the Traitors, Commies and Clueless party?
My favourite so far – “The Coalition of the Swilling”
Add your own in the comments. It’s time for a new thread, anyway.
Update – already several exceptional suggestions and a first-rate rant…
New Libloq
The Progressive Pork Party
The USSR – Union of Separatists and Socialists against the Right
New Libs on the Bloc
The Raucas Porkas Caucus
Bloc Torontois
“The Treasonists… The Terminally Stupid party… The Pathological Self Preservationists… The Can You Repeat the Question Again Party… The Peoples Temple of Trudeauvia Party… The F##K Democracy Party… The Entitled to their Entitlements Party… The Canada Schmanada Party… The Don’t Vote For Me, and We’ll Seize Power Anyhow Party… The Naturally Governing Seperatist Party… The Clarity Act Seperatist Alliance… The New, New France Party… The Nationalist Socialist, Seperatist Alliance… The Gerard Kennedy Just Won’t Shut the Hell Up Party… The MSM Party… The Coup D’Etat Party… The We’re Not American Party… Sorry, I could go on, but won’t.”
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204 Replies to “Name That Coalition!”

  1. My mind’s focused on a Batman theme. Here’s the promo of their new show:
    “Hey there peasants in Canuckistan, this Friday night watch Stephane ‘Da Dictator’ Dion and Jack ‘The Spender’ Layton in their new roles as the Dynastic Duo! In the West, watch Stephane siphon out billions of dollars with his Green Shaft Plan and destroy the livelihoods of millions of families. And in the East, watch Jacky the Boy Wonder take all of that money and borrow much more and give it to any company that has a union; the bigger the union the more money they get! Behind them in the Batty Mobile, watch Gillie ‘Da Separator’ Duceppe controlling their every move with marionette strings. All that and much less, this Friday on the New CBC, the one with a greatly increased budget!”

  2. In true Pythonesque tradition, I can’t resist. Let’s just call them “Fat Belgian Bastards”!

  3. Dion and the Trotskyites.
    I think there’s a song in there someplace…
    Dere’s Iggy on ma left…
    and Rae on ma right…
    but Gilles is da guy who ah’ll be wit tonight…
    but when dey ask me which one ah love da best…
    Ah tear offa ma shirt, I got Jack Layton on ma…uhhh…can we have a do-over?

  4. Parti Bloc Socialiste Lieberal Democratic Party
    Co-Leaders in four month rotation. Short straw goes first.

  5. Red Commie French Connection
    The Brain-Dead Bunch
    Triple Idiot Coalition
    The Progressive Pork Party
    The New Anti-Democratic Party

  6. How about the Ménage à Trois? Or the Fiendish Daisy-chain?
    And I’ve noticed that the MSM is trying to make this sound like a coalition of only the Grits and the Dippers, conveniently leaving out the Bloc-heads.

  7. Chicken-shit, tax-grabbing, bureaucracy-enabling porkers who just don’t know when to cut spending, stop watching the CBC, or SHUT UP!!!

  8. The Treasonists… The Terminally Stupid party… The Pathological Self Preservationists… The Can You Repeat the Question Again Party… The Peoples Temple of Trudeauvia Party… The F##K Democracy Party… The Entitled to their Entitlements Party… The Canada Schmanada Party… The Don’t Vote For Me, and We’ll Seize Power Anyhow Party… The Naturally Governing Seperatist Party… The Clarity Act Seperatist Alliance… The New, New France Party… The Nationalist Socialist, Seperatist Alliance… The Gerard Kennedy Just Won’t Shut the Hell Up Party… The MSM Party… The Coup D’Etat Party… The We’re Not American Party… Sorry, I could go on, but won’t.

  9. The theme song will be,
    Jack and Dion
    …..a little diddy ’bout Jack and Dion,
    two Canadian socialists doin the best they can…

  10. …..
    oh Jack’ie’s gonna be a left wing star,
    Dion’s gonna be hide’n in the back seat of his smart car….
    oh yeah, life goes on,
    long after the thrill of nanny staten’s gone….

  11. Biff…
    A theme song?
    They’ll need to replace Stephane with Celine if they’re to “all sing from the same song sheet”…

  12. PCC
    Party of Central Canada.
    Soon to become the natural governing party of whatever is left of Canada once the provinces east of Ontario separate from this nation after this disgraceful disregard for the voice of Canadian voters, and Quebec votes itself separation as well.
    Three Toronto politicians and a Quebec separatist are going to subvert the will of the rest of Canada.
    Incredible.
    Though I live in Toronto, I would support Western separation at this point, and will make plans to move there as soon as the deed is done.

  13. why fiddle around with “funny” names. Here’s one that rings true…
    National Socialist Party of Canada,
    hMM NOW that has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? We can call them Nazi’s for short.

  14. In this unworkable “alliance” of two dickheads and one blockhead, the blockhead has the power, they can’t do it without the blockhead.
    How can the GG possibly assume Dion and Jack Layton can take the reins of power in this economic crisis when they have to rely on the Separatiste Duceppes for the balance of power?
    Are we going to be put in the hands of the Separatistes on important issues?
    Duceppes has repeated over and over, his interests are only those affecting Quebec. So they will only get his support for Quebec issues. That is not going to work, we can’t tolerate it.

  15. Dion and the Dionistas would be fitting since this is a junta cobbled up in the backrooms and calling in old farts like Chretien and Broadbent to advise them.
    The thought of Jack Layton getting his hands on the finances at this time is doomsday stuff.

  16. The un-natural governing party…
    The free-speech-for-me-none-for-you party…
    The CBCP = Canadian Broadcasting Company Party…
    The ACP = the Anti-Conservative Party…
    The ASS party= the Ad Scam Sprouts party…

  17. Maybe they will form a coalition where they hand over Quebec to the Bloc, they give Toronto to the NDP and the rest of Canada suffers under the Libs.

  18. The Please Pull Your Head Out of Your Ass Party, I would imagine that Iggy and his cronies will do some hand sitting as he will never get power (of liebral party) if this fiasco comes to pass.

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