What To Do In A Burning Terrorist Fire

So we *did* get an Ahmed!

Alex McIlveen's foot should receive the Victoria Cross for courage and valour above and beyond the call of duty. By squaring an Islamo-terror-monkey in the coolies, Mr McIlveen's foot provides an heroic standard that all our feet should aspire to.

taxi cab drivers should all wear steel toed boots to prevent such injuries in future.

The cabbie has shown more guts than his government. Too bad guns are banned, Alex would have been spared the inconvenience of an injured foot. In a more detailed article he stated:

"I don't think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I'd have leathered those guys with it."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=hero-cabbiepolice-took-my-good-nike-trainers&method=full&objectid=19401912&siteid=66633-name_page.html

I don't think the Scots are as whimpified as the English.

"HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON"

"The burned suspect was named last night as Khalid Ahmed, a Lebanese doctor."

"He is critically ill with burns at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley, where he is believed to have worked."

This reeks of irony in so many ways. The good doctor is now feeling the kind of pain he attempted to inflict upon hundreds of strangers. I wonder if the medical workers at the Alexandra Hospital are keeping him full of morphine, or letting him experience the full joy of his pending meeting with Allah.

But, more importantly, since the cabbie attempted to score a double field goal with Ahmed's gonads, but probably lodged them under his adam's apple instead, a number of questions arise. Will Ahmed speak with a squeeky voice when he arrives in heaven (hell)? Will his meeting with the 72 virgins go well? Does he qualify as a carbon credit?

No surprise. Terrorists have no balls.

"HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON"

Alex McIlveen, eh?
Now there is one fellow I would be proud to give dual Canadian Citizenship!

He is lucky HE wasn't charged with a hate crime although the police did ticket his cab - $60.00 ticket!

Good thing this happened in Glasgow and not Minneapolis, where the (Muslim) cabbies would have help push the burning car into the building instead.

Tough questions, Yoop. My guess....

He's definately a carbon credit and the British Environmental Agency should take compensation up with his family and employer. Impotent with globs of skin sloughing off, even with a quick teeth whitening job in his final hours, I think he's a dud with the virgins. Our Koran expert, irwin, might know of some substitute reward he could be given.

"But the paramedics still treated the burned guy first. He was being held by police in the next room ."

That and the ticket make me puke at Britain.

Could you imagine the scenario if this took place in Canada?
1. said cabbie would be charged with assault
2. the khadr family would be screaming blue murder
3. taliban jack would be blaming the evil bush
4. hezbo coderre would me marching somewhere in quebec
5. bombardion would waffle, trying to balance the left and right wing of the librano group
6. and finally, joe hockey and the soccer moms would finally wake up, and the librano party won't see power for another decade

I also heard that when the failed terrorist fell out of the vehicle in flames, the first cop on the scene was asked if he should get a fire extinguisher. The cop replied, 'No, let him burn a while.'

In Orwellin fashion, irwin, reports like that have been sanitized for earlier reporting. The pc nazis took quick action:

My favourite moment was the interview with the have-a-go hero at the airport who helped apprehend one of the would-be bombers. His account went something like: "I saw this Asian guy running towards me shouting 'Allah' — so I battered him."

Go on yerself, big man. I'm surprised he hasn't been charged with racially-aggravated assault.

Curiously, by yesterday morning this clip had vanished from the TV news websites — along with reports of passengers yelling "Let the bastard burn" as police grappled with the suspect who set himself on fire.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/dailymail.html?in_article_id=465780&in_page_id=1790

Best. Headline. Ever.

Kicking a flaming mo in the nuts!
Video game lawyers scramble;
"Can you trade mark that?"

Another hero, John Smeaton-Baggage Handler. He was the one interviewed on BBC and CNN. He dropped kicked the driver. A website johnsmeaton.com has been established and they have over 100o pints of beer pledged to Big John.

As boy born in Paisley, living in Calgary, I am proude to be a Glaswegian. Here is the quote from Smeaton that best sums it up

"This is Glasgow, we'll no accept this. We'll set aboot ye"

Scotland the Brave - Indeed

What To Do In A Burning Terrorist Fire; why add roasted crushed nuts of course!

McIlveen's tendon will never buy a drink in Britian again.

Given that the terrorist was a doctor and had ample access to all sorts of medications and seemed to feel no pain when kicked in the nuts or when he was on fire could we assume that he was not under the sole influence of Allah but was also aided by some meds? Think this might be the defense strategy once this comes to trial?

If he gets to heaven does he get them restored for the 72 virgins or should they do him a favour and substite in a pigs testicles for the journey.

Fred: "taxi cab drivers should all wear steel toed boots to prevent such injuries in future."

LOL

Where do you get these one liners?

In case anybody's in doubt about Muslim Human Rights:

"Thus if [a] Muslim commits adultery his punishment is 100 lashes, the shaving of his head, and one year of banishment. But if the man is not a Muslim and commits adultery with a Muslim woman his penalty is execution...Similarly if a Muslim deliberately murders another Muslim he falls under the law of retaliation and must by law be put to death by the next of kin. But if a non-Muslim who dies at the hand of a Muslim has by lifelong habit been a non-Muslim, the penalty of death is not valid. Instead the Muslim murderer must pay a fine and be punished with the lash....Since Islam regards non-Muslims as on a lower level of belief and conviction, if a Muslim kills a non-Muslim…then his punishment must not be the retaliatory death, since the faith and conviction he possesses is loftier than that of the man slain...Again, the penalties of a non-Muslim guilty of fornication with a Muslim woman are augmented because, in addition to the crime against morality, social duty and religion, he has committed sacrilege, in that he has disgraced a Muslim and thereby cast scorn upon the Muslims in general, and so must be executed....Islam and its peoples must be above the infidels, and never permit non-Muslims to acquire lordship over them." — Sultanhussein Tabandeh, A Muslim Commentary on the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, F. J. Goulding, translator, London, 1970.

"Non-Muslims have "absolutely no right to seize the reins of power in any part of God’s earth nor to direct the collective affairs of human beings according to their own misconceived doctrines." If they do, "the believers would be under an obligation to do their utmost to dislodge them from political power and to make them live in subservience to the Islamic way of life." — Syed Abul Ala Maududi, founder of the Pakistani political party Jamaat-e-Islami

The only good muslim is an apostate.

Kicked the guy in the balls so hard he tore a tendon. Yeah, that sounds about right. Guess he left his Doc Martins at home that day.

I'm surprised the guy didn't give him a Glasgow kiss to go with it. ~:D Flames probably too high.

Look for boots to be added to the dangerous weapons list in Britian, particularly when worn in Scotland.

What's new in that, Irwin? Political struggle has been in place since we lived in the caves (literally - in stone age, not innuendo re Bin Laden).
Islam is a political doctrine like Christianity used to be before separation of state from religion in majority of the Western countries.
It's an old game of pulling the blanket, in other words - if we don't win, they do. Keep your powder and flint dry, fellows.

Those feet were made for kickin, and kickin that they'll do. And one of these days these feet might just kick Abdule until he's blue! Dugh, dugh da da dugh dugh and watch Abdule turn blue. Have a nice day!

If he didnt feel the kick was the terrorist hopped up on something....that would be very unislamic.....be nice to know.

"The thinking is Balls will remain as Economic Secretary to the Treasury - or possibly Chief Secretary." (the first post)

Has Balls been mentioned above?

To be sung to the song: These shoes are made for walkin by Cher. Those feet were made for kickin, and kickin that they'll do. And one of these days these feet might just kick Abdule until he's blue! Dugh, dugh da da dugh dugh and watch Abdule turn blue blue blue blue blue.... Second verse, same as the first...Ready feet, get kickin! You be the man Alex...Sorry about your tendon and any damage to your shoe. Alex, next time try to alternate kicking using both legs to minimize damage to yourself -- practice, Left kick kick, Right kick kick, Left kick kick, Right kick kick etc.. and remember to STRETCH out when you are finished.

Terrorism is a stressfull occupation.

The BURNOUT factor is not worth the remuneration.

The guy probably didn't feel it due to shock. Being on fire and all.

This could be the beginning of a great new sport.

Yoop: I don't think he is going to have to worry about the 72 virgins (or goats). He will spend eternity trying to find his johnson. Good kick mate!

PS: for a hilarious send up on this, try iowahawk.typepad.com
The guy is priceless.

note to selve
By that cabbie a pint when I get to Scotland

Fools , the moral of the story should be clear to all here ...... before kicking a flaming mo ( good one btw. ) in the nads , fer crying out loud stretch .

Lots of luck to the flaming cabbie in getting his shriveled grape nuts into his 72 raisins awaiting him in paradise.

Oh, and the only difference between having the incident happen in the UK and in Canada is that in Canada you get hoofed in the nuts after being admitted and waiting in Emergency.

I think that the least of his problems are his crushed klackers. If he lives through this, he's destined for a burka if he ever wants to step outside in the sun.

Cabbie turns himself into deadly roadside device in poetic payback for the Talinazis taking out our Canadian PPCLI heroes in Afghanistan.

Maybe let the good doctor run loose in Afghanistan and let the PPCLI hunt him down. Tell them to look out for a guy running with a limp.

Wasn't it Paul McCartney who wrote the song, "Baby, I'm Ablaze"

As they say in soccer..."If it moves, kick it. If it doesn't, kick it till it moves..."

Nice shot, Alex...

Orlin: Cher wouldn't sing that crap. Try Nancy Sinatra.

Ode to the Scottish Cabbie ....

Kick a Muslim in the balls
In streets or in the halls
Pretend your kicking soccer balls
And keep on kicking till he falls

When he's down in writhing pain
Step right up and kick again
The boot is mightier than the pen
So kick a sonnet then say Amen

If we can all can do more this
Muslims will find it hard to piss
When they finally get to in heaven
Their 72 will be more like seven

Think this poem is kinda cruel?
You must be a Jack Layton fool
These pigs bombs airports then a school
And the Left blames us through their drool

So kick a muslim in the balls
Kick him hard until he falls.

What do you think? Could this catch on?
:0)

IM already humming it to gilligans islands tune

"He didn't even flinch."

Being on fire is funny that way, you stop sweating the small stuff.

BTW, today's Glasgow Herald mentions an appeal court decision to send Hugh Mullen, 50, to prison for a pub incident in which he stabbed and slashed Derek Walker, 49, six times with a knife after Walker called him a "Fenian bastard."

I only mention this because, I wonder if the human-torch kicking-victim in the Glasgow Airport incident hadn't maybe provoked kicker McIlveen with some sort of intra-British-Isles tribal slur.

Certainly, it's not every day you see someone who's on fire being repeatedly kicked by a stranger. Perhaps there was alcohol involved as well?

Perhaps there was alcohol involved as well?

With whom? I'm not following you.

"Perhaps there was alcohol involved as well?"

Are you suggesting the gasoline was in reality ethanol?

This raises an important first aid issue. When approaching a muslim terrorist, first ensure his safety by stomping out any flames or potential flames that could arise paying attention to his most sensitive areas first. Next, procede to stomp out hidden areas of combustion around the head and neck, then chest and abdomen. Turn over and repeat. Finally, repeat the process going over him systematically to ensure that slow burning areas have not been missed. Baseball bats and tire irons will make effective substitutes in a pinch.
If challenged by political correctoes as to your behaviour, simply point out that you were ensuring his safety following sound principles of preventive medicine and first aid. Burns can kill!

It's been long apparent that those freaks have
sh!t-for-brains, but who really suspected that they had bricks-for-balls!?