Y2Kyoto: Saving The World Postponed

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And a big shout out to Saskatchewan premier Lorne Calvert for prompting SaskTel's first-ever contribution to a US presidential campaign;

Al Gore visit postponed. Former US vice president Al Gore will not be able to make it to Taiwan this September to address the issue of global warming, Democratic Progressive Party Legislator Tien Chiu-chin said yesterday. Tien, who invited Gore to visit Taiwan to promote awareness on global warming, told reporters yesterday that she received an e-mail from the Harry Walker Agency, which has the exclusive right to arrange Gore's speeches, saying that Gore had canceled all his scheduled events in the next six months. The visit to Taiwan had been postponed to next year, she added. Tien said the reason for the cancelation was that Gore was considering a presidential bid.

By the way - since the blow by from the Goracle, it still hasn't warmed up around here properly.


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The words of the Goracle must be true, the word (film) is being distributed to all Ontario schools. Praise be the Goracle.
/ I must be watching too much SG-1/ ;-)

[ saying that Gore had canceled all his scheduled events in the next six months.]

And then the next six months ?? And the year after ???

Has the em-bare-assed-ment of being proven a flake caused Albert to go into hiding ?? It should !!

Kate:

As I suggested before, all the bad weather recently has been my fault due to powerful prayers answered by bringing in strong winds from HANS ISLAND to fight off the madness of AGW as promulgated by the Goracle.

Seeing as I am going on vacation soon, I have put in my order for a sunny July and August. We'll turn down the temperature for the troops in Afghanistan where it is currently 50 C. This should restore balance to global weather patterns.

Sometimes if you want to master the storm, you have to get out of the boat.

Hey Canada Day is coming! Cheers


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Commander in Chief

2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)

Frankenstein Battalion

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Saint Al doesn't need to speak in Taiwan, it's The People's Republic of China that needs to hear his message, on how, if they don't reduce their carbon footprint, the world as we know it, will end.

I'm sure they'll cancel those six or eight hundred coal fired generating stations immediately!

Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."

Considering the whoppers being told by the likes of the Goracle and Dr. Fruit Fly, could they be asking to experience personally this direct rejoinder from the Hand of the Almighty?

http://agonist.org/node/22509/print

Just imagine! A bloviating egomaniac using a pretense to scam money from gullible fools! Only to take all that cash and use it to feed his political ambitions!
Like Gomer Pyle said "Goooooollllleeey!"

A little reminder:

In the eighties, Al (the) Gore and his illustrious wife Tipper, were on a different type of witch hunt but not as lucrative as GW mind you (Well at least they are learning as time goes):

Their pius mission back then was to sensor heavy metal music. Their star accused was the singer for Twister Sister: Dee Snider.

In a court hearing, Snider demolishes them and their case in front of cameras...It is quite a sweet bit of history to see.
If interested purchase (Or rent, Blockbuster and others carry it) the documentary (Canadian btw):

'Heavy Metal: A Headbanger's Journey'

One of Dee Snyder's songs is titled, "We're Not Gonna Take It". That was a Twisted Sister one from the eighties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dee_Snider

He dresses funny, looks odd and seems scary but he's really a family man at heart.

..six months!..why, can the world hold out that long till his return?

Isn't the end nigh at hand?

Nice to know that his carbon trading scam will allow him a shot at making his delusions public policy..

Humanity as we know it, versus....being president. Oh, hell, the earth can wait! I might have exaggerated a little! It's hard to make priorities! What a tool!!

"I'm sure they'll cancel those six or eight hundred coal fired generating stations immediately!"

- under the tutelage of none other than Mr. Kyoto himself... MO STRONG!

Incestious bunch aren't they?

if Mr. Gore is correct, shouldn't this year's tomatos be doing better?

Lucky foe TAIWAN they dont have to listen to AL BORE and his HOT AIR poppycock

The planet will be angrier.
Al wait man, what about that 30ft wall of water that is gonna destroy everything on earth.
Oh woe is us, who will appease the great spirit inhabiting the volcanoe?

I'm very thankful for global warming. Just think how cold the prairies would be if we didn't have it.

And remember last year we were suppost to be having all those hurricanes becuase of GLOBAL WARMING proves AL GORE is a crack-pot

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