Build A Better Diet Drink

Good morning to you too. Thanks for the CO2 mask. LOL

I can now hold my breath for over one minute.

Where do I go to get my Carbon Credit Allowance Cheque.

I think I can see a policy to replace EI dependence with Carbon offset cheques . . .

The best part is the pictogramme on the reverse, showing you how to use and install the diet water, gotta love Japanese products.
Cheers

Well we got through the "clear" marketing era where no color or smell or taste was "more" why not sell water as the universal diet cooking ingredient?

....I can see over weight gourmonds enamoured by the zero calory lure of a Sleet souffle or a slush meatloaf...this is the "less is more" construct taken to its natural conclusion...in mass marketing messaging nothing is impossible and nothing is too outrageous...if it brings results....just ask the LPC

I've got dibs on "Diet Air", so hands off that one...

There'll be a real rush to get the masks, all the Lefties will be wearing them from Jacko right down to Lizzie May,er, but, how will she be able to get her message out through the filter? Will we all have to learn sign language?

Will they be made in China?
So many questions, so little time.

I want carbon credits for;

1. brewing my beer at home, avoiding the trip to the vendor and bottle return

2. avoiding brewery production CO2 emissions

3. avoiding the vehicle transport of WATER

aj in Calgary; unfortunately I must inform you that consumption of your self-brewed beverage produces various amounts of green house gasses, including methane and CO2. I won't even go into the consumption of pickled eggs.

By remitting the monies saved by home brewing to me I can ussue you with a genuine Home Brew Carbon Credit suitable for framing. Shipping and handling not included. GST free until the guvmit catches on.

TGIF, eh

Great, I'll keep my eye out for the cool new label on the carefully capped urine filled bottles, scattered every 40 ft on all the off ramps in the GTA.

But Kate...after Kyoto solves the problem, we won't need your CO2 filter! Better yet, how about a leftie idiot filter? THOSE will always be in demand!!!

I have been trying to develop dehydrated water, but I can't figure out what to add to it to reconstitute it.

Karl
Try using Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Cheers

Texas Canuck,

Savings are mostly TAXES.

And the carbon credits should be FREE as in BEER!

Dion and E.May better stop exhaling CO2, eating poutine and expelling methane,

Else I'll be brewing more BEER and eating BEANS and you know where that leads......

Fantastic but unethical marketing.

I loved living in Japan but I found it downright disturbing how products/services with any (mostly incorrect) English could sell.

I am also concerned all the young girls/young career women will see that word "diet" and drink away.

And I will never understand why such a beautiful country such as Japan and other countries allow so much American pop culture/food to taint them.

There is something very wrong with a McDonald's next to a 2000 year old shrine.

...I'll be brewing more BEER and eating BEANS and you know where that leads...... Chinooks?

Him...their problem...if they can buy lambs thinking they are poodles...welll...screw them. If your IQ is that low,you deserve it.Course they are all kinda leftie in lotus land.

"...I'll be brewing more BEER and eating BEANS and you know where that leads...... Chinooks?

Posted by: texas canuck at June 8, 2007 5:32 PM "

Darn. I retract my previous post about not needing a CO2 mask....Texascanuck..yah know Lizzie is acomin after yer hide for producin this stuff?...LOL

Him: Why? Should they remain a picturesque land without Western influence to make nice postcards for you?

Unless you're going to complain about Japanese food in Western cities, on cultural isolationist grounds, that is.

The US imports Japanese pop culture, and that's not a "taint", is it? Why do you think the reverse is?

I don't see an intellectually defensible middle-ground between "no cultures should intermingle, it taints them" and "cultural intermingling isn't tainting". Given that cultural communication is as old as mankind, it seems daft to rail against it.

...i'm still working on my fart-o-meter to check green house gas (why is it greenhouse gas, looks more brownish, but that's another topic)

I've got the market cornered on prefabricated post holes.

There used to be (might still be) a water bottling company in S'toon sucking water out to the South Sask river. It claimed to based out of Minn. and its water was "glacier fed". Of course its target market was LA and I don't mean Leduc Alberta.

I have been trying to develop dehydrated water, but I can't figure out what to add to it to reconstitute it.

Karl, that's an old Boy Scout gag! We'd send Tenderfoots on errands to borrow some from another patrol or troop. And if they asked, we'd tell them the instructions were "just add water". ;-)

All you need is some gas line and a really huge balloon and presto ..... Katewerk Carbon Sequestration Technology is born . Pure FILTERED C02 . Otta be worth a billion or ten at least from the feds .

...my next patient will be pull type tractors.

I've got the dibs on carbonated diet water ... human sequestration ... if you don't need diet water ... drink it for the drowning polar bears/whales/etc.

According to the eco-wackos in the 1970s we were all to be wearing gas masks to go outside and our cities would be under huge domes just shows that they lied back then and their still lying today about global warming

...spurwing - ya saw Soylent Green too eh?

Make SOYLENT GREEN from enviromentalists wackos

...talk about acid reflux...

Excuse the pun eh.