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"Mohammed And Jill Went Up The Hill"

By Kate on June 7, 2007 7:20 AM | 15 Comments

"Little Mohammed Horner sat in a corner..."

"Mohammed Sprat could eat no fat, his wives could eat no lean..."

(From from the New Collection of 21st Century British Nursery Rhymes.)

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Liz J | June 7, 2007 7:59 AM | Reply

We really shouldn't joke about such serious matters.
It may start with rewriting our nursery rhymes and end with rewriting all of our laws since they're based on Judeo-Christian tenets.

Watch for Sharia law coming to the Chamber of Red and Ermine and it's in.

Mohammed and Jill has no ring to it, Jill's gotta go, watch for it.

Justthinkin | June 7, 2007 8:18 AM | Reply

Oh relax Liz. It is just the natural course for the religion of peace. They wouldn't actually kick Jill out. Just cover her in burlap, while she's at the stove.

johnboy | June 7, 2007 8:24 AM | Reply

Speaking of mohammed, has anyone heard of Islamberg, an encampment in the Catskills?
1 and a half hours north of NYC?? Heard something about it on the radio yesterday.

Liz J | June 7, 2007 8:43 AM | Reply

Wouldn't be surprising johnboy, they usually hit for the hills.

Aaron | June 7, 2007 8:44 AM | Reply

When you hear about 'moderate muslims' or 'peaceful islam' thing about it: for a muslim it is frowned upon if they lie to another muslim, but lying to the infidels is noble and encouraged. Remember that.

Canadian Infidel | June 7, 2007 8:50 AM | Reply

johnboy - Speaking of mohammed, has anyone heard of Islamberg, an encampment in the Catskills?
1 and a half hours north of NYC?? Heard something about it on the radio yesterday.

From google - http://www.islamberg.org/

I've heard of them before or at least something that sounded very familiar. After further research, here was the story at jihadwatch.org.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/016411.php

Naturally followed up by threats. http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/cover051507.htm

pok | June 7, 2007 9:28 AM | Reply

Mohammed be nimble,

Mohammed be quick,

Mohammed jump over

the dynamite stick.

Western Canadian | June 7, 2007 9:38 AM | Reply

usawakeup.org

Cal | June 7, 2007 10:15 AM | Reply

So is Taliban Jack now to be called Mohammed Layton?

Cal | June 7, 2007 10:22 AM | Reply

They got this backwards and it will have to be remade. Desi Arnaz would still make the best Jack.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034751

dmorris | June 7, 2007 11:30 AM | Reply

Mohammed and Fatima
Went up the hill
Fatima tripped on her Burkha
fatima rolled down
And broke her crown
And Mohammed said, "durka. durka"

Sorry, best I could do on short notice.

Yanni | June 7, 2007 12:33 PM | Reply

So this trend to hordes of Babies named Mohamed ... is this a new Baby Boom of sorts?

Mohamed and Fatima went boom!
Mohamed and Fatima went boom!
Now Mohamed spends eternity with 72 virgins
And Fatima is serviced by dwarfs for all eternity
Mommy and Daddy are proud

That about covers it.

All that is left now is to replace Mothers Day with Virgins day and Fathers Day with Dwarfs Day then the multicultural circle with be complete in Jolly Old.

RightGirl | June 7, 2007 7:20 PM | Reply

That would be "Mohammed Sprat could eat no PORK fat..."

spurwing plover | June 8, 2007 12:54 AM | Reply

MOHAMMED BE NIMBLE MOHAMMED BE QUICK MONAMMED JUMPED OVER THE CANDLESTICK but can you imagine MOHAMMED QUEST? HAJI would have a fit

ebt | June 8, 2007 1:59 PM | Reply

Coming up next, "Five Guys Named Mo-hammed"...

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