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That would be... mental dwarfs?

Aaah yes welcome to paradise I wondered where all those "garden gnome"thingys went. these people really do deserve their own country... sarc off. When is the E U community going to quit subdizing these sick bastards so they will have something to do when they get up in the morning besides pissing off their neighbors. They should all be pushed back into Egypt and Jordan from whence they came.
Bubba

So, um, what does a martyred dwarf get?

"We've always looked up to the menstruating martyrs."

Madness. 20 years ago, who would've figured the real world would be dealing with these intellectual dwarfs everyday?

Just as recently, another Islamic 'scholar' (they're all scholars apparently), ruled in a fatwa that a woman can be alone in the prescence of a non-related adult male as long as she's breast feeding him. This became a bit of an issue, even though the imam based his decision on the 'perfect man' - Mohammad's life examle. So he changed the fatwa slightly and said women can squeeze out the milk and serve it in a cup.

Muslim immigration should be ended into the west, even if just based on the unbelievable hazard it represents to the gene pool.

kinda of explains why they don't lead the world in scientific, medical or engineering.

I can't help but wonder if the reason they are beginning to use women as suicide bombers is that the younger men may have finally figured it out.

I can't help but wonder if the reason they are beginning to use women as suicide bombers is that the younger men may have finally figured it out.

What does it say about a religion that rewards the murder of innocents. Period. In historic instances of bad behavior by Christianity it wasn't because they were given permission in the New Testament. It was because they deviated from the scriptures. Not so with Islam.

I'm with irwin, now that the recent Pew poll here found that 1 in 4 Muslims think it's ok to kill civilians to advance the cause, it's time to removed Muslims from the list of acceptable immigrants and move them to a-danger-to-our-society status.

the "religion of peace" sure is one whacked out faith....I mean, really, what are they going to come up with next?
sex with animals...oh ya, they can already
sex with children....oops, forgot
murdering children...oh oh, ticket to heaven
polygamy.....silly me
I think I will eat some pork, drink a beer, and give my 3 daughters complete freedom to choose......oh my God, I am a dirty INFIDEL....please do not hurt me

kill 'm all and let god sort out the mess... oh wait, they already thought of that...

so, if I pig on pork, I am going to hell....yet if they pork a pig, it is aok with the local mosque....crazy s@#$ man

Once again women get the short end of the stick or is it the short stick at the end.

Are these the same dwarfs that used to be tossed in Oz? Why isnt Amnesty Intl screaming about the abuse of them in paradise? Come to think about it, why aren't the Sick Old Whores screaming against the use of 72 virgins??? Oh right. It isn't being done by white males/females, so it's okay.

Don Baggs asked: "So, um, what does a martyred dwarf get?"

Dead. Just like all the rest of the martyrs.

So what is so great about being served in heaven by dwarfs, are they special?

I can see the allure of the 72 virgins, although one Imam made it very clear they are not there for the sexual gratification of the martyr, so I assume there's a lot of rules being broken in Islamic heaven. But dwarfs?

I think the Islamic female martyrs might prefer to be served in Heaven by all the miserable male Islamic SOB's that treated them like dirt while they were on earth, that would be more just.

Old Quebec joke:
Question: What's better than doing it with a virgin?
Answer: Almost anything!

So after these 72 clumsy amateurs, who have no idea what they're doing, then the blessed martyr does what for the rest of eternity? This sounds a bit more like hell to me.

It's not the size, it's how you use it!!!

DemocracyRules:

The next morning, the virgins are virgins again, for all eternity.

Ahh..yes..the scholars..you mean the 17 year old self professed "experts" that deliver such kneeslappers as 'when is , and when is not'..the best time to take the young boys into the 'ole tent when they are not out jihading?

The wisdom of (misguided) youth

Toss the dwarfs, I'd go for a hoarde of cloned Ben Mulroneys.

Item Two: From Sikeston, Mo., comes the touching story of a 3-year-old girl and Raymon and Richard Miller, two brothers who happen to be the father and uncle thereof. Unfortunately, they don't know which is which. Four years ago, Holly Marie Adams, who was in town for the rodeo, "slept with" both men on the same day. And in the fullness of time, upon discovering the fullness of her belly, she decided Raymon was the dad and demanded child support. Raymon decided he saw himself as more of the uncle type, and so dragged his brother into court. What did the DNA results show? Well, they're identical twins, so there's a 99.5 percent probability Raymon's the father and there's a 99.5 percent probability Richard's the father. And, as they're both crying uncle, that suits neither of them. Naturally, Raymon wants the state of Missouri to pick up the child support.

I've had about enough of promiscuous white folks fornicating like rabbits and then demanding government handouts for their own stupidity. They shouldn't even be allowed to reproduce, even if just based on the unbelievable hazard it represents to the gene pool...

"I've had about enough of promiscuous white folks fornicating like rabbits and then demanding government handouts for their own stupidity. They shouldn't even be allowed to reproduce, even if just based on the unbelievable hazard it represents to the gene pool...

Posted by: Mark at May 27, 2007 1:29 PM "

Very true Mark...but I bet she doesn't grow up to detonate her burka in a crowded mall!!!

Mark Adams? Dumb. Take an isolated incident like that and relate it to this discussion, dumb.

The Moslem Heaven must be an interesting place, with all those suicide bombers wandering around surrounded by their entourages of dwarfs and virgins. No wonder you never see any paintings of the Moslem afterlife.

Hi Ho
Hi Ho
It's off to service suicide bombers we go.

Was that "served in Paradise by dwarfs" or "Serviced in paradise by dwarfs"?

are dwarfs special?
dmorris

you have to imagine Paradise is a place where clothes are unnecessary. The dwarf is naked, the virgin is naked, they are facing each other at cloe, very close proximity. take it from there

The Plane, Boss, The Plane.

THAT'S....FUNNY!