Robert Redford, We Hardly Knew Ye

Showing at this year’s Sundance Film Festival, a “smart”, “eloquent” film of “visual poetry” about “thresholds”.
Because it’s not really porn if the horse wears a body suit*
More, in the comments

Social conservatives have been warning about the normalization of pedophilia, bestiality etc for years. As usual, we are dismissed as hysterical cranks.
Then when we turn out to be right yet again, the same people will tell us to “lighten up” and “get with it.”
As surely as night follows day.
There will be a bestiality themed tv series on HBO within the next 5 years and it will win a bunch of Emmy Awards. You heard it here first.
signed, the Hysterical Crank.

Probing deeper into “The love that dare not comb its mane”… Jesusland lags behind an enlightened Europe.

69 Replies to “Robert Redford, We Hardly Knew Ye”

  1. “What we gotta do is figure out how to make a dirty movie for the whole family.”
    — an Important Hollywood Producer
    I don’t think we have to look too far before the reason for this direction in cinema to be apparent.
    In the earlier thread on this subject I mentioned that today thousands upon thousands of kids pour into Hollywood, not with visions of movie stardom, but to become part of the adult film industry.
    And it is an industry. It pulls in well over $3 billion a year, and I haven’t checked for a while, so it could be $6 or $7 billion.
    In fact, now so many kids are trying to get into adult films that there is not enough market to accomodate their business plans. When you consider shelf space, the number of buyers for DVDs, adult porn web sites, etc., there is literally a glut in the market.
    Today these porno people actually have contracts with major studios that back their films. They bring in investors. A lot of people in the technical side of cinema go back and forth between porn and legitimate films.
    Say, a lighting specialist or a makeup artist may be working on a Biblical film today and a porno film tomorrow. A famous port actress was almost made the official spokeswoman for Gillette, and she would have been successful, but for Bill O’Reilly’s very public objections. She recently sold her production company for multi-millions… it may be a publicly traded company — I’m unsure.
    I could go on, but I’m just trying to demonstrate that this is a huge, multi-billion-dollar business.
    You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to see that the legitimate film market sees that enormous megabucks are pouring into an industry where they cannot legitimately compete. And with porn ready to exploit every sexual situation the mind of humanity is capable of dreaming up, the legitimate cinema sees itself as losing money like water going down a drain.
    They feel they can only tap into some of this vital market if they can stretch the envelope enough to start raking in some of the dollars that otherwise might go to Hollywood’s shadow industry, the porn business.
    There are already crossover “artists” like Tracy Lords who started in the porn business as a 17-year-old and now is married to that guy who produced Pink Flamingos. She’s had moderate success in her own right as an actress in a string of films.
    So the bottom line on all this is that the average movie goer is something like a 25- or 26-year-old guy with his date, and they are the ones shelling out most of the money for the adult videos.
    And all this is one of the reasons that I’m a conservative and not a libertarian, because I believe that people in society do have a right do determine what they regard as decency and what they regard as support for new generations of children.
    Peggy Noonan once said that in the past you relied on society to help raise your children, but today you do everything you can to protect your children from society.

  2. What I want to know – seriously: Is there any danger of another worldwide pandemic in the making? If you die of a perforated colon, can you sue the owner? Will Canadian sex tourists travel to Denmark the way they do to Thailand?
    The questions are endless. Like, should we have allowed the Nazis to overrun Europe?

  3. I watched a bit of an interview with Redford today…pontificating on how no one with intelligence or integrity or a sense of decency could condone or support what “Bush” has done!
    It’s official then …I have no Intelligence or Integrity and no sense of decency! Thanks for clearing that up Redford!
    I don’t suppose anyone who writes here would recall a movie Titled Equus…but that’s not quite the same thing.

  4. When ever I see references to beastiality, I just assume a joke, because it is fucking sick. Are these people serious???
    If a woman really wants a “horse” she should seek me out.

  5. A: You ask:
    Question: do libertarians support the right for private citizens to engage in bestiality?
    Yes. I am a libertarian. I support the right of people to make jack-asses of themselves.
    A libertarian is a right-wing anarchist. I do not tell people how to behave, I expect them to behave as they see fit. As I do. I do not get horse-fucked, it sounds absurd if not unpleasnat and unhealthy. Those who do are not worthy of my respect.

  6. “I thought that it’s rectum?”
    Rectum? Damned near killed him!
    Not sure if that old joke works unless you say it out loud.
    I think my favorite comment was the mane joke by richfisher.

  7. Thank you, christopher, for (finally) giving the punchline to the straight line. (Although I was expecting most readers to give the punchline themselves–but, still, preferably aloud!)

  8. I’ll quote from the referenced article:
    “In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex.”
    If you believe the article, that this is a long standing practice, then how do you relate it to gay marriage being legalized 2-3 years ago on another continent?
    Let’s apply a little logic here. Before gay marriage was legal, these places existed. To imply cause and effect from legalization of gay marriage is not only illogical, it’s ridiculous.
    I fully supported the Conservative party and Stephen Harper. I even did commentary on CBC TV wearing a Homos for Harper t-shirt. Yet, using your the same flawed logic, people could claim we didn’t heard of this type of place before Harper was in power; therefore, the Conservatives must be responsible for it.
    How about we act together to pass laws in our own country to make sure it doesn’t happen here? That’d be a new approach, Canadians actually working together to get things done instead of constantly whining about who’s fault it is that nothing moves forward.

  9. “Social conservatives have been warning about the normalization of pedophilia, bestiality etc for years. As usual, we are dismissed as hysterical cranks.”
    Sarge here. good jumpin’ jesus. you think a kinky horse film is all it takes to “normalize” playing hide the keilbasa with a horse? is exposure to more horse porn what’s holding you back personally? do ya think yer neighbors kids will see this and take up saddlery? sarge is of a mind that a horse f*cker is born a horse f$cker and comes to it naturally. sarge thinks the rev dobson might try to reform them horse f@ckers but i am not sure it is possible.
    sarge is impressed that the big mind of miss kate has somehow made a abberant if arty horseporn flik into a case of them nasty liberals being out to normalize screwin’ little human kiddies. sarge can’t quite believe this is what passes for a good political website in kanukistan. y’all pretty rural in yer thinkin. this delisle must be a bit outtn’ the sticks, sarge thinks.

  10. Kate would be more impressed with “sarge” if he actually paid attention to which statements are mine and which aren’t.
    This lack of perception seems to be a persistant trait among my so-called critics.

  11. Paedophilia has been normalized for years, its called the Catholic Church. As to bestiality, well I don’t see it taking off in popularity. If anything it was probably more popular in humanities past than it is now in these more progressive times.

  12. I’m surprised that no earnest progressive liberal has yet chimed in here that it’s just a matter of time until researchers discover the bestiality gene.
    Also the necrophilia gene, the pedophilia gene, and the genes for every other alternative lifestyle.

  13. “Paedophilia has been normalized for years, its (sic) called the Catholic Church”
    Jose, that’s unfair.

  14. Why is it that people like Jose are so quick to include that men who abuse boys in the church are priests – but so reluctant to mention that they’re gay?
    Imagine his outrage had a different commentor written:
    “Paedophilia has been normalized for years, its called the gay community”

  15. Why is it that people like Jose are so quick to include that men who abuse boys in the church are priests – but so reluctant to mention that they’re gay?
    Why are people so willing to give the Catholic church a free pass on paedophilia?

  16. Since we’re pulling out the old jokes:
    What are the three most common lies in Arkansas?
    Officer, that’s water in that jug.
    Sure my sister’s a virgin.
    I was just helping that pig over the fence.

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