Liberal Women's Caucus Warns: "More Paris Hiltons the inevitable result of Tory cuts"

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The Conservative government is taking women's rights back into the Dark Ages by scrapping program funding and stripping department mandates, the Liberal women's caucus charges. The group, headed by MP Belinda Stronach, released its Pink Book of policies intended to further women's economic stature yesterday.

"The current system favours women who are willing to earn their way to the top through intelligence, hard work, and initiative." Ms. Stronach said, speaking before reporters. "This is clearly discriminatory."

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"Speaking as a member of the privileged underachiever community, I can personally testify that mediocrity would have stood in the way of my goals, had it not been for the support and extreme wealth of my family. I would never have headed my father's company, nor had a snowball's chance in Hell of becoming a Member of Parliament. In our current patriarchal system, these jobs almost always go to college graduates."

But what of women who don't have nepotism and cronyism to fall back on? Ms. Stronach was passionate, "I had the pleasure of meeting a number of ordinary, undermotivated women while conducting our interviews. Our group also met with several government funded advocacy groups that function as sheltered workshops for female underachievers. This raises grave concerns about their future - where are the women of SoW, for example, to go, should their budgets be slashed? They may be forced to seek employment in sectors that reward measurable performance - something for which they are fundamentally ill-suited."

"Merit based advancement will become the norm, setting back women's rights a generation," warned Judy Sgro, chairwoman of the Commons committee on the status of women. "The past government worked very hard to get women out of the kitchen, into spike heels and wrapped around a pole. It would be shameful to see such progress set back by the neanderthal views of Conservatives who believe women to be the equals of men and numerically undeserving of minority status."



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OMG LMAO Fenris would be proud!

"The current system favours women who are willing to earn their way to the top through intelligence, hard work, and initiative." Ms. Stronach said, speaking before reporters. "This is clearly discriminatory."

DUH BELINDA !!!

What would you prefer....a system that favors women who aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, lazy, and expect everything handed to them on a plate?

Oh....did I just describe the leftists appirmative action.........the sure way to destroy an economy?

Life's a bitch.

Some days I just love the satire but I am also dreading the day when something like this is serious.

I think notasocialist requires a sarcasm alert on your article - Great one by the way. If only the snow shoveling was equal in my house.

I don't know about the rest of the folks that contribute to this site but I am getting really tired of Belinda's shit.

Another Bob:

But it's Expensive and non-smelly.

As My Grandfoather used to say:

"Don't eat it, iff'n it came out the ass end and you don't want to step in i.t"


Hey the Conservative government really must be setting women's rights back. Take a look at Belinda, she had to dye her hair to shed the image of a blonde bimbo. Poor Belinda.

Beautiful, Kate. Beautiful.

I think she was just jealous of the attention Rona Ambrose's hair was getting.

Nice shot Kate!
Actually I think blonde suited her face and body better.

I think we can assume that as a brunette....she's having less fun,

Awwww, you beat me too it Kate!

I am sure BS has many talents. Fortunately for her none of them require brains.

Excellent, Kate.

BTW, can someone from the Liberal Party of Canada explain why they have a "women's caucus".

Is this where they deal with "soft" issues that the big male dominated LPC caucus doesn't have the time for? Or does the LPC believe women are really not up to dealing with the "meaty issues" like foreign affairs and finance?

I'm not a woman but I would think that some women would find the whole idea of a special "women's caucus" vaguely patronizing.

Nicely-written satire, Kate.

As a charter member of the "lucky sperm club", Belinda's crowning achievement in life was to have hjosen her parents wisely...

errr,,,that would be "chosen"

"Write on" Kate..that was awesome! You should really become a columnist for the Globe..then at least there would be something in the rag worth reading. I for one,(middle-aged female),DON'T want this trash thinking they represent me.They are the furthest thing from real women and wouldn't know what an honest day's work was.Real women don't need their sappy groupthink.

Pink book? Seriously?

Wow. You've come a long way, baby...

Another thing Belinda forgot to mention.

Conservative policies put dumb blondes out of their caucus.

Of course Belinda is mad.......after all conservatives require intelligence,hard work, and initiative.

These very things are what she lacks, which is why she is no longer a member of the Tories.In other words.....she is an incompetent bimbo.

Ohhhh.......the discrimination..........(Boo Friggin' Hoo Belinda)

Highlarious Kate. Nice photo of Paris too. She looks a lot like Belinda though, except she's a brunette- the woman in the photo I mean.

Belinda is a joke, her 'pink book'(yup, a 'gender specific' colour that 'marginalizes' and oppresses womyn) is a joke, and her Liberal Party of Toronto is a joke....

They try and be progressive and the color they use is barbie pink... its hard to believe these idiots are given credibility.

holy crap what happened to the million dollar baby's hairdo? looks like a bad dye job and finished with a weed wacker.

Tie been dragging her around neaderthal style??

Absolutely brilliant, Kate.

Well written Kate. I feel the same way Sammy feels - those people with the pinko Liberano$/Dipper mindsets are pathetic. How do any of them get elected?

"million dollar baby's hairdo"

Looks like Magna chipped in for some Castrol GTX to coat the bangs.

Please follow the link and be sure to vote on the question of the day.

Also, go take a look at the pink book, its reminiscent of a preteen girls comic book complete with self congratulatory letters to themselves and multiple pictures of liberal womyns caucus, because they are all like, ya know, really really important and cool too.

Pathetic lieberals.

Well the pinks stink, as does their supposed report. Great post, and now that all those males who thought Belinda had any looks, see her as a brunette, they want her to be blonde again. So, phoney is good!

I have always said, (being a true brunette), that the most beautiful women are natural brunettes, like Rona, who has brains (she speaks 5 languages)and looks, and class, it must make the liberal bimbos like Belinda shudder.

Belinda's new hair do, yuck. Not even her millions can save her, or make her look like Rona. Because class can not be bought, you either have it, like Rona, or you don't, like Belinda. She can die her hair all she wants, but it won't make her have any class.

The best the pinkos can do is yap about the SOW's.

If I had written that the cops would be arresting me for a hate crime.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Throw Belindog another bone.

In the referenced Sun article http://www.ottawasun.com/News/National/2006/11/28/2530266-sun.html Judy Sgro said:

"I think Harper and his Conservative government, based on their policies, would clearly prefer women would stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen and move us backwards 40 years,"

The related poll on that webpage seems to disagree with her by about 4:1.

In any case, I think Judy Sgro is in relatively safe territory: She might be forced to throw away her shoes, but she's too old to become pregnant, and judging by her reportedly notorious consumption of take-out pizza, I'm guessing she can't cook either.

But seriously, I didn't realize that women didn't wear shoes 40 years ago...

She's so full of it... her hair is turning brown.

Jack Nicholson; I used to say that all the time and end it with "then you die". Until my husband said "then you marry one." Ouch.

That's really, really, really funny Kate. Oowchhh!

Send the link, evvabuddy.

oh crap! I gotta wipe my 'puter screen- I spewed coffee all over it! Very funny and truthful

""The current system favours women who are willing to earn their way to the top through intelligence, hard work, and initiative." Ms. Stronach said, speaking before reporters. "This is clearly discriminatory"

Unless daddy owns the company and i can leapfrog all the intelligent hard working women and be BOSS.

Heh! Good stuff!

I really hope leftwing women read what you wrote, K. They need to.

My own take from the other day:

Desperate, Panicky, Extremist "Liberals" Again Try Demonizing Opponents

http://thecanadiansentinel.blogspot.com/2006/11/desperate-panicky-extremist-liberals.html

Its hard to take this woman seriously. She is now front and centre taking up the cause of women but who were the women that sat on the board of Magna when she was in charge? You can't name them because there weren't any. Belinda didn't have alot of consideration for one woman in particular - Mrs. Domi. What a phony fraud.

Classic Kate!! I sure hope they see your version of the 'news'...in their faces!!

Yes...'send the link'...to Gwen Landolt and Rona Ambrose, and Bev Oda...they deserve some comic relief!

Hee hee.
Nice way to start the day today.

Kate - you should change your name to "Cannonball".

But you have to admit, Belinda is kind of cute; although not nearly as cute as Rona.

My wife looked kind of cute when she was "barefoot and pregnant".

Further, she would stay home if LPC high tax policies didn't force her to go to work!!

Who is looking after the kids today, on another 'snow day' from school?

Why its "Mr. Mom".

Cheers

IF "SOW" and other special interest groups got the monies they request Federal spending would TRIPLE.
It's time these groups were accountable and funded themselves with memberships although I have only met one woman who thought SOW was helping women's plight. Most womwn know nothing about them.
Belinda certainly never made it to the top thinking on her feet. I wonder if she and Paul Martin enjoyed a Clinton cigar when they met after her dinner with Peter M.

Right on Hans! The pink Libs assume that 'pro family' tax break 'forces' mom to stay home. You and the other 'equal' dads should educate them on the REALities of family life.

Pink Book - Chapter 1: Stephen Harper is Very Very Scary!

Women In Bare Feet, .. In Our Kitchens, .. In Canada, .. We did not make this up!

I was having my kids 40 years ago and I can remember I always wore shoes.Who the hell does this priviledged twit think she is talking for me. Get stuffed airhead!

Hard to believe , but she looks, and sounds dumber as a brunette.

God forbid advancement be based on merit!!! Absolutely not. Better to do it the old way, Belinda - on your back! It's women like Stick Chick and the left generally that continue to perpetuate the Freudian myth of the female sex and irrational thought. But maybe they know their audience. Let's face it, there are more women who vote Lib/NDP than vote Tory. The cult of victimhood has found a home with the left. What next? Our own nation? Wonder how much the taxpayers paid for this recycled toilet-paper-in-the-making?

These idiots do not deserve to be classed as women. They insult everything about our sex and present a total travesty of just and human thinking!THEY DO NOT SPEAK FOR ME OR ANY OTHER OTHER RIGHT-MINDED WOMAN OF MY ACQUAINTANCE! The sooner they are gone from the policital forunm the better for all of us!

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