Desperate Irish Housewives?

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...well frankly the post about Kate is true.

Canadian, conservative, female, drives motorcycles and hot...

Well er ... you don't drive a scoot ... you ride one.

You ride one if you're sitting on back. If you're up front pushing, you're driving, baby...:)

back in 1970 the last gasp of the hippie era, I was staying at a farmhouse/ non denominational church that summer with some kids from around the coutry from an outfit called SOS 'summer of students'

Alice was from Edmonton. hot. didnt wear a bra.

one day Dave pulls in with his spankin new triumph bike.

Alice assures him she can handle it, so naturally to impression the knockout blonde everyone wanted to boink, he gives her the keys and she roars up and down the country road, proving she had looks and ability.

I was completely smitten but too shy to act on it. We did have the occasion once to pawn a 22 rifle to, ummmm, pay for the tire repairs after getting drunk one night and shooting the tires out of a tractor that had been left there to dig 50 year old cow manure out of the barn.

she tagged along at my request because I knew the gun dealer would cooperate in order to 'impress' Alice. you know what I mean. I thanked her for facilitating the transaction and explained the reason her presence affected the outcome.

chicks and bikes.

My apologies. Wasn't looking for a link. Just thought it was an observation that you might find interesting.

No need to apologize, Cap'n. All in good fun.

Truth is that the MSM and public in general do not have a mental image of an articulate, web savy female conservative. Their image is more like June Cleaver than Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter or Kate McMillan.

The internet in a lot of ways is like society, although it is not in fact the case at all. From the numbers of loud screaming lefty lesbeans in the media like rosie et al, you would figure 8 out of 10 females out there are SSM, card carrying Lieberal/dippers who think the government should pay their freight and endorse their agenda. In fact that is not the case at all. Like most Canadians, the majority are silent and tend to ignore their rants. Unfortunately, their general silence is taken by the left as an endorsement until a poll like the latest G&M takes away their thunder. That poll showed 65% of Canadians disapprove of SSM.

Part of my job is to hire and train salespeople.

Hot chicks that have marginal sales abilities but show ample cleavage and know when/how to shake their moneymakers outperform their male counterpart sales professionals 10 to 1.

Give me a large breasted bimbo any day.

Allah-Mohammed agrees with Chicken:

"Give me a large breasted bimbo any day."


Nigeria : Man, 68, marries 201 times —"No more marriages for me, this is the end"
Vanguard ^ | 10/05/2006

Posted on 10/06/2006 3:41:40 AM PDT by Republicain

SOKOTO— Sheltering from the scorching tropical heat in the cool shade of a mango tree, 68-year-old honeymooner Shehu Malami sat and pondered life with his four wives, after tying the knot 201 times. “No more marriages for me, this is the end. I will retain my four wives to the end as long as another misfortune doesn’t befall me”, Malami, who recently solemnized his 201st marriage, said outside his old bungalow in the ancient city of Sokoto in northern Nigeria.

In June 2004, Malami married for the 200th time, vowing it would be his last wedding. But he found he just could not keep his pledge and last week married again to replace a 40-year-old spouse he divorced recently.

Short, bald and eloquent, Malami who is popularly called “Maisaje” (the whiskered one), for his gray whiskers, could be the world’s most married person. Now living in retirement in this predominantly Muslim city, Malami’s life has been a series of “marital adventures”, he chuckled.

“I’m now a groom. I took my 201st wife a week ago, I’m on honeymoon”, Malami said as he adjusted his faded green robe. Alternating between flawless English and his native Hausa dialect, Malami recounted what he called his “marital escapades” since he married for the first time at the age of 20, two years after dropping out of secondary school.

The marriage, which did not receive the blessing of the couple’s parents, did not make it beyond the first anniversary. His next two marriages, also to divorcees, also failed to last despite general acceptance this time.

“I have an exceptionally high taste for women and my sexual urge is quite strong. I would always go for voluptuous women, because women with sagging bosoms do not excite me,” said Malami, as he vainly fanned his nose with the back of his hand to ward off choking fumes from a passing truck.

Despite his strong libido, he blames his incessant cycle of marriages and divorce on misfortune and his older wives who he complained would urge any woman he married to leave him for a younger man.

“All my marriages were done with good intent, but I encountered misfortunes. For instance, four of the women I married were already pregnant by other men when I married them and I had no option, but to divorce them when I realized it, because I could not live with dubious wives,” he said with no hint of shame.

“I later came to understand that my older wives were also responsible for my divorces as they would, out of jealousy, tell any beautiful young woman I married that she did not deserve to marry an old man like me, as young and beautiful as she was, while young and handsome men would do everything to have her as a wife”. “Gullible and inexperienced, the young woman would either demand a divorce or would become too nasty for me to keep as a wife”, Malami said. ...-
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1714763/posts

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